Was it good cake?
Semi-OT? - Ohio helmet-shaped birthday cake brought to work - What would you do?
Bring a Michigan cake tomorrow?
for fear of any contamination spreading into your Michigan Man-ness. Alternatively, if Woody would have eaten a piece of Michigan cake, he might have punched the person for bringing it into the office or maybe that is just Clemson cakes. You get to choose.
be a good sport and enjoy the moment
Back away from her while eating the cake Denard style.
Why can 't I upvote this comment above the 5 it has received?
this shit made me burst out laughing at work... (denard red icing teeth)
"Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real world, jack*ss!"
eat it... it's cake.
not to be a "Corky" and just enjoy the cake.
Last time he did not receive a piece.
Awesome! I always love a good "Office Space" reference!!
You should try to have sexual relations with her..that would be a ultimate win
Just when I think no one will top BISB's Office Space reference, you go and do something like this and totally blow it out of the water! Good show.
I would eat the hell out of it. If you feel compelled to respond to her, tell her it was delicious despite the taint of the OSU color scheme.
Reminds me of something.
In a just world I'd be upvoted to five just for teeing you up so beautifully
Remind her that you're Actually Grinding the cake into little bits ....
If I were you, I'd eat the cake . . . unless you're significantly overweight.
Should say, there is cake, and there is cake. If it is good cake, who cares how it is decorated? Good cake doesn't come around every day. If, on the other hand, it is pretty meh box cake, well why did you take a piece anyway? Since this is on mgoblog, you might want to check out the foodie website of Brian's wife. (link is on left bar . . . sour salty bitter sweet.) I'd gladly eat most anything she made. Seems like an awesome cook.
And I'm with the poster who said to be a good sport. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Bring a Michigan cake after their victory this November. Or make a friendly wager with your co-worker. But don't be a douche.
Seems like an awesome Cook? I see what you did there...
Eat it up and after every bite remind them they'll be seeing this motion a lot from Denard on 24 November.
And you'll convert it into waste matter.
and remember the Buckeye tears are almost as sugary sweet to taste as Spartan tears.
Seems we have quite a following here in OKC, I've run into many a Michigan fan since moving here.
Dude, it's cake. Eat it. There are hungry children in Africa and you're over here debating the ethics of eating cake vs throwing it away. Let me channel my inner Ed Lover, "C'mon Son".
Eat it violently, right in her face, staring her in the eyes.
Dude, it is a football game. As much as we don't want to admit it, they actually educate kids there also. Maybe not as well as we do, but really not too badly.
Eat the F'ing cake.
Someone "overrated" my comment.
I was weak. At no time should anyone think any type of positive thoughts about Ohio. I deserve to be flogged and sent to Bolivan.
I apologize to the board for my momentary lapse of reason.
Before I answer I need to know a few details:
- When you are turned towards her, do you have a direct line to her face, meaning can she see you and you see her?
- What is the distance in meters from your desk to hers?
- What is her current elevation and yours. Calculate this by height from the floor to the top of her head in a sitting position, and the floor to your shoulder, again, in meters.
- What is the current baromic pressure of your office?
- How good is your throwing arm?
Or you can just get in real close and do this:
Eat it for 2 reasons:
1. Don't stoop to the level of Ohio State fans. If the cake is good, the cake is good.
2. If you must, remind yourself that your gastric juices will reduce the scarlet and grey cake into digested mush in short order.
Eat the cake because it's cake. But tomorrow, eat lots of cabbage, refried beans, and eggs. Walk over to and fill her cubicle with a particularly noxious fart. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess that cake didn't agree with me." Hang a maize and blue air freshener in her cube as you leave.
The cake is a lie.
Next year at the game you can say, "I eat pieces of cake like you for dessert!"
You should punch her in the face and then burn down the entire office building.
The cops will be too impressed to arrest you, and even if they do you will have a great rape-prevention story for prison.
would eat it.
I refuse to answer your question. A true fan wouldn't have to ask the question but would possess an inherent sense of what will or will not display true Michigan fandom in the choice to consume or not consume cake. And the most important thing here is that you show that you're a TRUE Michigan fan. P.S.: I'm glad that UM loyalty has now replaced penis size as the end-all and be-all.
Remove frosting, consume cake.
Say no to potlucks* and free food brought in from someone's home (unless their home has passed your eye approval test). Everyone ever has cats on their countertops licking the food, along with a dirty refrigerator and dog hair everywhere unless proven otherwise. It's a fact.
*=unless the items are store or restaurant purchased. In this case, try to be at the front of the line.
You guys make it seem like such an easy decision. She is quite attractive, but also very evil in her schemes. That "amused giggle" was pure evil. I just don't respond to that very well. Hence the dilemma.
On the box where the cake rests, it is written.. "Take some, yummm."
So instead of going too far with the whole toss the cake at her/in the garbage in front of her idea, I just decided to write with permanent marker on the box, "J/k, don't. It's poison."
I don't really care if anything comes of it, but I feel better having done that.
I'm going to post this thread over on Bucknuts.
There can't be too many of their kind that live in OKC, recently had a birthday and have an attractive girlfriend that works with a UM fan named Corky.
Don't be surprised if tomorrow some guy with the handle OKCBuckeye is gonna have words with you for ogling his girlfriend.
Impregnating her would be the ultimate revenge.
Giving her an STD would be a close second.
to see a pic of her before I can make my decision.
Have some cake and comment on how delicious you think it is. Compare it to how delicious Buckeye tears taste...then wish them well in their upcoming bowl game (oops).
I can't award more points to CRex and I am not happy about it.
Fix this, so the points can attend, or I will be forced to tweet you!
You should murder your entire family in front of her like Keyser Soze to save them the shame of seeing you eat that garbage. That will show her you mean business when it comes to college football.
But you were on fire this thread. It's been awhile since I've done multiple spit-takes reading over comments.
No thank you.
Your duty as a Michigan fan does not supercede your responsibility to NOT be a jerk at work.
Personally I'd go buy her some maize and blue silverware or napkins for next time she has a party.
...in this fashion:
That being said, there are plenty of desserts that are most delicious when served en flambe, so perhaps if you only burned it enough to remove the Ohio bit, it would be just fine.
If you went to Michigan and she attended OSU there's really only one answer:
Too easy! Eat the cake. Find a cooler. Sh!t in said cooler. Place cooler on her desk. Light it on fire. Walk away like a Boss!
Results both OSU and MSU fans can understand.
put the cake down, fatass
Ask yourself what Dantonio would do if it were a Michigan cake, then do the opposite.
Somehow I don't think he intended to stay too long at the party, scream at the cake, and tell it to sit down.
i'd put a michigan cupcake on her desk tomorrow with 40-34 on it
This comment wins the thread in my book.
Funny, classy and pays a nice homage to the rivalry while at the same time playfully rubbing in our November win.
Also, I assume that said coworker is hot and that you intend to sleep with her.
The original cake was for her boyfriend, so I doubt he'll be sleeping with her anytime soon
Must be a cake with shit as the primary ingredient, a la "The Help".
Give the cake to a friend.
"My gut feeling is that I should just take the piece that I have along with the remaining portion of the cake and just dump it in her trash can by her cublicle as she watches"
I read this as, "My gut feeling was to eat the piece I had along with the remaining portion of the cake and just take a dump in her trash can by her cubicle as she watches."
Then I thought, why is he asking us, he already has this covered!
It's cake. Eat it. Yum. Derp.
Ask TomVH what you should do. He is the cake guru in Michigan circles.
If I had a goalie stick, I would not hesitate.
Do you live in OKC or one of the burbs -- Moore mustang.....
Edmond, actually. Work in OKC.
I didn't know there were so many MGoBloggers in the OKC area. I live in Edmond too. Anybody know where Michigan fans in the area congregate to watch games? Is the "Michigan Bar Locator" up to date for OKC?
If I knew, I'd be there. Only person I've met here who was a Michigan fan was some dude working at a Chili's restaurant. He mentioned it because my girlfriend was wearing one of my Michigan shirts. I've watched a few games at Buffalo Wild Wings or Fox and the Hound, and there are usually at least a few people there wearing the maize and blue. UM has a presence pretty much anywhere you go it seems.
Sounds kind of like me. I know one guy in the area who's a fan. We did go to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Edmond for a game in 2010 and were the only ones wearing M gear and watching the Michigan game. I usually just watch at home. I did accidently stumble across where MSU goes to watch their games, though. It's Old Chicago in Edmond. I almost went for the UM Msu game last year just to razz them a bit. Glad I didn't make it there for that one. There doesn't seem to be an active UM alumni chapter here.
It would be cool to get a crowd of Michigan fans together for at least a couple of games this year.
Agreed. Us "U-M" fans need to stick together. I used to HAVE to go somewhere to watch games on BTN, but I switched to AT&T over Cox to solve that issue.
BWW has become a preferential choice for me if it's around lunch time. Their honey bbq wings are one of my true loves in life.
I took all comments into consideration, and I decided to go ahead and eat the dang piece of cake. Thank you for correcting my stubbornness, as it was quite delicious. Looking forward to pooping it out later.
Fart on it!!!!!!!!!
Stage a Chili Com Carnival, feed her chili made from her own parents, inform her what is in the chili in front of Radiohead and taste her sweet tears.
...Maize and Blue icing, write the 40-34 score on top and eat it in front ofher while giggling feindishly and humming Hail To The Victors.
Revenge is oh, so sweet.
EDIT: I before E...
Ask her if she included a neck with a free tat along with the helmet
I just would say, EIIGY POCR OFF Ohio State !!!
The body doesn't need that nasty shit.
You should show her the dump you take later and explain to her how that is all that's left of her precious Ohio cake. It should come out quickly as if you're Machine Gun Kelly.