Season Recap and Look Ahead for Next Season
2016 Michigan Football was the guy stuck in the friendzone. You had a brief moment of triumph in 2011 when the longtime boyfriend got caught cheating, but nothing since. You’ve been putting in countless hours of hard work reinventing yourself to get another shot. That shot finally comes. Victory is in sight. You get her to come home with you, only to get whiskey dick when it mattered the most. Sure getting to second base is nothing to scoff at, and is three to nine times further than most get. However, wondering “what could have been” will haunt you forever.
2017 Michigan Football is the freshly turned 21 year old at the bar. What you lack in experience, you make up for with confidence and physical attributes. Everyone is eyeing the same girl. You go full blown reckless abandon, and throw out your best pickup line. You will either get slapped and have a drink poured on you, or shock everyone when it works flawlessly. You, however, won’t be surprised when it works. You have been coached by Rico Suave, the best in the business, for times just like these.
You Fuckers!
This is no red lobster biscuits.
Anal glands on the other hand...
3am MGoBlog posts are the best posts.
He thinks he's more clever than he is. With a sudden burst of inspiration, he gets up, but trips over his stool and pukes on the floor.
when you wake up today? i'm thinking it was a dandy.
and the following morning - maybe afternoon - approaching my computer, opening MGOBLOG to see how bad it was. You won't be too proud of this one, but certainly nothing you can't get over. Was going to add you didn't call anyone a filthy name, but I saw you ended it with Fuckers, but I think that was all in fun.
I just hope you got home without a ticket and/or physical injury
And read this manifesto a few moments after it was posted. Figured it would be gone by moirning.
I figured wrong.
Did I just read?