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I was just reading the billionth Mike Martin thread on the week (which I'm totally fine with as a Mike Martin fan), and I was thinking, who are the scariest dudes in football today? Like, if you had to assemble a first team all-American group of guys that eat flesh, who would be on it?
I'm not sure who exactly I would nominate, but Mike Martin is a sure vote.
Maurice Clarett scares me and now Pryor since he says everyone murders.
Oh, sorry, did you say prison football?
Taylor Mays and Brandon Spikes
Lays more wood than Bob Vila.
Can we have Hannibal Lechter for coach?
Anti-Christs scare me.
John Navarre in the open field...
I'm always afraid that Charlie Weis will either eat our best player, or his weight will collapse upon himself creating a fairly sizable black hole, ending the world by Decemeber 2012.
As for players, whoever that safety was that popped the FSU WR on the 2 pt conversion looked like he could hit.
Amazing how the Mayan calendar predicts the world to end the day of the 2012 MAACO Las Vegas Bowl, Charlie Weis's last game as ND head coach.
Coner.
Takeo Spikes regularly feast upon the souls of the weak and the blood of the innocent. So there's that...
Nick Sheridan scares me if he is in the game taking meaningful snaps and not mop up duty.
I can't believe no one mentioned Vick yet.
I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we are all afraid for Doggocomment. He's a good dag.
Any running back from Akron, Ohio playing for OSU.
Oh, and LeGarrette Blount.
I'm a soldier!
I had my reply all set and ready until I saw yours, which happened to be at the very bottom of the page. BOOOOOO. POST BETTER.
Jesus christ it's a Mike Martin GET IN THE CAR is exactly why Mike Martin is on this list.
He's also the Juggernaut, bitch!
I know these guys aren't in college anymore, but they were: Jake Long. Vernon Gholston. Oh and Plaxico Burress, because whomever is so unwieldy with firearms as to shoot oneself is one person from whom I am staying the hell away.
Jason Babin used to eat chicken bones as a pregame ritual when he was at Western... Thats pretty scary.
