Hilarious
I heard
Those go down smooth.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Not unlike Benchmark's
Not unlike Benchmark's JagerBombs.
"Ack ack!"
How's your drink
How's your drink rf?
Smoothe
Smoothe
"Ack ack!"
At Benchmark on Wells,
At Benchmark on Wells, carrying a broad home like a six pack. huzzah!
"Ack ack!"
I've heard of...
Carrying a girl home like a bowling ball, but never a six pack. You must know an advanced maneuver.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
It's kind of like a four car
It's kind of like a four car garage, minus the garage and a finger.
"Ack ack!"
Someone at benchmark smells
Someone at benchmark smells like provalone. Stay away.
"Ack ack!"
If smells like provolone
Leave it alone.
If it smells like fish,
Make it a dish!
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Seriously, where r my fellow wolverines?
What bars are u at? If you are at a bar in Chicago, you shouldn't be reading the blog. You should be doing something else, however, I know you are. We all are. Where r you?
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
I here the broads at Hangge
I here the broads at Hangge Uppes on Elm like anal. Any truth to that rumor???
"Ack ack!"
Dude - your a crazy
That's just wrong.
However, while I have you, where is this bar you speak of?
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
I'm just wondering why you
I'm just wondering why you are inconsistently spelling "you" as "u" and "are" as "r"? Is there a particular reason? Are we on twitter where there is a character limit? That'd be news to me.
Well, I can't speak for the
Well, I can't speak for the others but I'm a bit tipsy.
"Ack ack!"
On my phone and I'm lazy
My apologies to the LSA graduates. I am an engineer. It just seems more efficient to use less letters. It is quicker and it will use less data in the MGoServer.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
*Fewer
*Fewer
Further proof that I am an engineer
*Notice how I used "am" and "an" in that title above. I can do it if I try real hard.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Engineers get the most pussy.
Engineers get the most pussy. Truth.
RCMB'd
Truth.
"Ack ack!"
Eric - what have you been in?
Commercials? Tv? Major motion pictures? Stag films?
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
I had a few scenes in In
I had a few scenes in In Pliant Sight, Fringe, and American Dreams.
But, I'm at benchmark right now and C Thomas Howell is in full makeup. #Soulman
"Ack ack!"
Do you know...
Rae Dong Chong and Arye Gross personally?
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
I met RDC on the set if
I met RDC on the set if Commando. I tried to ask her out but she was haven't none of my shit. #cunt
"Ack ack!"
Soul man
Is soul man wearing a green sweater with patches on his elbows? Where are you? Are you the dude that sort of has a face like a horse ? Would love to meet a fellow mgoblogger.
Dude, don't look now but C
Dude, don't look now but C Thomas Howell is totally macking in a Bart conscious, semi-doable coed at Benchmark. #gross
"Ack ack!"
This thread
I feel like I'm eavesdropping on two drunk guys at the bar
Try 4 drunk guys
Finally having fun this weekend. Surrounded by Wisconsin an OSU fans. Ugh.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Wrong... 4
Wrong... 4
"Ack ack!"
Bonkers thread
Here's my advice: Rockit Bar and Grill for bloodies tomorrow morning. Never disappoints. Lest Nix shows up and concusses you.
"Play hard and with great effort"
Rockit!
Was there last night, the music mix rocked!!!!!!!
Ditto. Girls were busting
Ditto. Girls were busting their tops off when the DJ played I whip my hair back and forth last night.
"Ack ack!"
Rockit was awesome
We were there last night. Great bar.
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Tin Lizzie.
I'm at the Tin Lizzie. It's a State bar. I'm wallowing in their sorrow while I wallow in my sorrow. Car Bombs all around. Call me at 1-800-BALROG if you want one.
Tits! Been there got head in
Tits! Been there got head in the bathroom a few years ago. Thad was great.
"Ack ack!"
I don't really know where to
I don't really know where to actually reply, but in all honesty, what just happened above was horrible. Strike that, turrible!!
Good thing these Bells Smittens go down so smooth and fast to help me get over it.
"Everybody thinks of changing humanity, but nobody thinks of changing himself." - Leo Tolstoy
Thad Matta?
I wouldn't advertise that.
Winnnnnnnesssssss
It's like Guinness, but ftwwwwwwwwww
I do it for my love of the Streets
It's like Guiness but with
It's like Guiness but with two fingers massaging your prostate. #heaven.
"Ack ack!"
Raining
You must make it rain before you see the throat yoghurt
I hear they make it rain with
I hear they make it rain with $100's at Hangge Uppes #velvettouch
"Ack ack!"
You must know your languages
Fortran 77
English
The language of love
"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. Potato Head! Backdoors are not secrets!"
Double penetration is the
Double penetration is the language if love, I'ms told.
"Ack ack!"
Danny
Danny dats all I need
Just had something called a Matador...
...tequila, rum, lime juice, jalapeño...still figuring out if I like it. Muy caliente, muy fuerte!
I think that's a double BJ
I think that's a double BJ from 2 Puerto RicAn broads. So jealous.
"Ack ack!"
Sounds like
Sounds like something out of nacho libre
Well I'm pretty drunk on
Well I'm pretty drunk on green beer so I guess that qualifies me ti post here. Umm well Irish on Ionia was fantastic and The Waxies kick ass
Thanks for the reply, fuck
Thanks for the reply, fuck your mother. We're having a blast.
"Ack ack!"
Ummmm
"fuck your mother" is not a joke good sir, and if it were it certainly wouldnt be lame
"Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy"
Fuck off
Fuck off
I'm at the same place. I just ordered a throat a yogurt.