After the game, Jake Butt, who holdsmultiple BCS offers, said he has a #1 school, and #2 is not close -#Michigan ($) bit.ly/x1JwDN
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
Sam Webb not so Cryptic Tweet
February 6th, 2012 at 11:00 PM
#1
Sam Webb not so Cryptic Tweet
February 6th, 2012 at 11:03 PM | 
Its only cryptic because he
Its only cryptic because he
February 7th, 2012 at 12:18 AM |
I don't think it's very
I don't think it's very
I don't think it's very cryptic....you don't need to go behind the paywall to discern the jist of what's going on. Sam gives out lots of free info, that comment isn't called for
February 7th, 2012 at 8:33 AM |
Sorry Dad.
Sorry Dad.
Sorry Dad.
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:04 PM |
hehe
http://www.youtube.com
hehe
http://www.youtube.com
February 6th, 2012 at 11:42 PM |
I was seriously giggling like
I was seriously giggling like
I was seriously giggling like this before you posted it lmao
#GOBLUE
-Brought to you by Dave Brandon
February 6th, 2012 at 11:05 PM |
Butt is my #1 must get
Butt is my #1 must get
Butt is my #1 must get recruit because his name is Jake Butt.
For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:17 PM |
At the same time
At the same time
This is the kind of thing that will make Sparty even MORE insufferable for the next four years.
"Heh heh heh... Butt...."
February 6th, 2012 at 11:19 PM |
Not if he's knocking their
Not if he's knocking their
Not if he's knocking their safeties and linebackers on their butts with regularity. And it will never be so satisfying to call them out on being Butthurt.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
February 6th, 2012 at 11:35 PM |
Butt #1
Butt #1
Ace Williams follows me on Twitter.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:45 PM |
Weird
Weird
I think the guy to the left of Butt's cheek looks a little like Rich Rod.
February 7th, 2012 at 9:24 AM |
are we recruiting
are we recruiting
Matthew McConaughey?
GRwolverine73
February 6th, 2012 at 11:06 PM |
Ok guys, lets not get so anal
Ok guys, lets not get so anal
Ok guys, lets not get so anal about the name puns.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:10 PM |
I like big Butt and I cannot
I like big Butt and I cannot
I like big Butt and I cannot lie?
Don't quote laws to us. We carry swords.
-Pompeius Magnus
February 6th, 2012 at 11:31 PM |
Here's an idea I can get
Here's an idea I can get
Here's an idea I can get behind.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:41 PM |
Instead
Instead
Instead of arguing about it, you could just turn the other cheek...
"You are the Mike Tolbert of my life."
February 6th, 2012 at 11:44 PM |
Enough of these lame ass
Enough of these lame ass
Enough of these lame ass puns.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:57 PM |
Jake Butt!
Jake Butt!
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
O-H-I-O: Because the "YMCA" wasn't gay enough.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:46 AM |
I just hope he is not too
I just hope he is not too
I just hope he is not too anal.
February 7th, 2012 at 1:08 AM |
His big brother Seymour is
His big brother Seymour is
His big brother Seymour is gonna kick all your asses when he catches wind of this shit.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:53 PM |
man, too bad
man, too bad
we don't have a quarterback like john david booty to throw to him.
"Go home, Steve!
February 7th, 2012 at 12:06 AM |
At least it's funny. Butt
At least it's funny. Butt
At least it's funny. Butt seriously guys, stop the shit. We need to put this keister nonsense behind us before we hit bottom.
/joking
February 7th, 2012 at 12:12 AM |
My god I hope he doesn't read
My god I hope he doesn't read
My god I hope he doesn't read this thread. So much for Michigan being his #1.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:21 AM |
#1 in the #2 business
#1 in the #2 business
#1 in the #2 business
February 7th, 2012 at 2:01 AM |
Would
Would
be nice if Sam had one of his butt feelings on this one.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:06 PM |
Jake Butt seems to be highly
Jake Butt seems to be highly
Jake Butt seems to be highly regarded early in the process, but would it close the door on Breneman if he commits? I know Breneman is by no means a sure thing, but he's the best in the class. I know the staff was willing and trying to take 3 this year, but thye took 2 this year, 2 next year, and with Miller returning that's 5 scholarhsips tight ends.. seems like enough.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:18 PM |
Given the current lack of depth
Given the current lack of depth
I don't think two traditional TEs (Butt & Brenemen) and an H-back/U-back (Hill) would be out of the question.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:22 PM |
NSFW
NSFW
One in the Butt is worth two in the bush.
The Michigan Difference. Oh yea, it is real.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
Very nicely done.
Very nicely done.
Very nicely done.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
February 7th, 2012 at 12:25 AM |
THAT'S IT
THAT'S IT
You win the internet this week. Game over.
Denard's 2010 was spent redefining what one man can do.
February 7th, 2012 at 2:11 AM |
THIS made me log in
THIS made me log in
If I could plus 1 you I would. Hilarious.
Chuck Norris wears Brady Hoke pajamas.
February 7th, 2012 at 11:23 AM |
+10,000
+10,000
First spit take of the year.
"It's me Bitches"
-Ari Gold
February 6th, 2012 at 11:06 PM |
I always thought we needed
I always thought we needed
I always thought we needed some more Butt on our team.
HEY! You there!
February 6th, 2012 at 11:08 PM |
Recruits in the start of the
Recruits in the start of the
Recruits in the start of the new season cometh by twos: two shall be the number of the counting, and the counting of the number shall be two. And the Lord did grin and sayeth, "Yay verily, one shall be from Michigan, and the other from Ohio."
And the people did rejoice and feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the apricots, and the fruitbats, and the breakfast cereals...
Don't quote laws to us. We carry swords.
-Pompeius Magnus
February 6th, 2012 at 11:22 PM |
Fruitbats? That's disgusting.
Fruitbats? That's disgusting.
Fruitbats? That's disgusting.
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
February 6th, 2012 at 11:51 PM |
I've eaten fruitbats in
I've eaten fruitbats in
I've eaten fruitbats in Indonesia. Not as bad as you might expect. Like Chicken, but only more disgusting.
Streaming UM games early Sunday morning from Korea, since 2007
February 7th, 2012 at 1:01 AM |
Is anything more disgusting
Is anything more disgusting
Is anything more disgusting than eating chicken? I'd rather eat a wild bat than a domestic chicken... Ever seen a chicken farm?
February 7th, 2012 at 9:09 AM |
Do you eat bacon?
Do you eat bacon?
Do you eat bacon?
February 7th, 2012 at 9:09 AM |
Do you eat bacon?
Do you eat bacon?
Do you eat bacon?
February 7th, 2012 at 10:00 AM |
double post is double posted
double post is double posted
but that's alright, because posts about bacon are ALWAYS acceptable. Ever tried bacon ice cream? Not bad, actually. Just interesting.
I pay for my tattoos
February 6th, 2012 at 11:29 PM |
If I remember
If I remember
February 6th, 2012 at 11:32 PM |
I recall Denard yelling
I recall Denard yelling
I recall Denard yelling something to the effect of: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Don't quote laws to us. We carry swords.
-Pompeius Magnus
February 7th, 2012 at 10:03 AM |
Does this whole conversation
Does this whole conversation
Does this whole conversation entail that Urban Meyer weighs the same as a duck?
I pay for my tattoos
February 6th, 2012 at 11:08 PM |
SO we are recruiting him as a
SO we are recruiting him as a
SO we are recruiting him as a TE not DE??
February 6th, 2012 at 11:10 PM |
From What I've read Breneman
From What I've read Breneman
From What I've read Breneman loves him some Penn State, and one would think that Brady would make him a huge priority.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:51 PM |
Please go to Penn St!
Please go to Penn St!
Please go to Penn St! Hopefully Penn St can get back to an above average team so we don't have to disgustingly watch Ohio St get the easiest road to the Championship Game year in or year out.
February 6th, 2012 at 11:10 PM |
try not too assume to much
try not too assume to much
try not too assume to much
"It was November 22nd, 1969, that they came to bury Michigan, all dressed in Maize and Blue... The words were said, the prayers were read and everybody cried. But when they closed the coffin there was someone else inside..."
February 6th, 2012 at 11:10 PM |
Confirmed
Confirmed
I just chatted with Jake who in fact confirmed that Michigan is "number one for sure right now"
February 6th, 2012 at 11:20 PM |
Aquaman...YOU are the night!
Aquaman...YOU are the night!
Aquaman...YOU are the night!
Don't quote laws to us. We carry swords.
-Pompeius Magnus
February 7th, 2012 at 10:04 AM |
*knight
*knight
and yes, he says "nee!"
I pay for my tattoos
February 6th, 2012 at 11:36 PM |
I don't think Ohio or ND have
I don't think Ohio or ND have
I don't think Ohio or ND have offered yet. He grew up a big Ohio fan and his gramps played for the Irish. Do you know if he's waiting for either of those schools to offer? If they do, will UM still lead?
Its only cryptic because he wants you to go behind a paywall.
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.