"Rodrick Williams Jr.'s 10-month old, 2-foot-long savannah monitor named "Kill" gets the RB some strange looks when they go for walks together."
Its only cryptic because he wants you to go behind a paywall.
I don't think it's very cryptic....you don't need to go behind the paywall to discern the jist of what's going on. Sam gives out lots of free info, that comment isn't called for
I was seriously giggling like this before you posted it lmao
Butt is my #1 must get recruit because his name is Jake Butt.
This is the kind of thing that will make Sparty even MORE insufferable for the next four years.
"Heh heh heh... Butt...."
Not if he's knocking their safeties and linebackers on their butts with regularity. And it will never be so satisfying to call them out on being Butthurt.
Ok guys, lets not get so anal about the name puns.
I like big Butt and I cannot lie?
Here's an idea I can get behind.
Instead of arguing about it, you could just turn the other cheek...
Enough of these lame ass puns.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
we don't have a quarterback like john david booty to throw to him.
At least it's funny. Butt seriously guys, stop the shit. We need to put this keister nonsense behind us before we hit bottom.
My god I hope he doesn't read this thread. So much for Michigan being his #1.
#1 in the #2 business
be nice if Sam had one of his butt feelings on this one.
Jake Butt seems to be highly regarded early in the process, but would it close the door on Breneman if he commits? I know Breneman is by no means a sure thing, but he's the best in the class. I know the staff was willing and trying to take 3 this year, but thye took 2 this year, 2 next year, and with Miller returning that's 5 scholarhsips tight ends.. seems like enough.
I don't think two traditional TEs (Butt & Brenemen) and an H-back/U-back (Hill) would be out of the question.
One in the Butt is worth two in the bush.
Very nicely done.
You win the internet this week. Game over.
If I could plus 1 you I would. Hilarious.
First spit take of the year.
I always thought we needed some more Butt on our team.
Recruits in the start of the new season cometh by twos: two shall be the number of the counting, and the counting of the number shall be two. And the Lord did grin and sayeth, "Yay verily, one shall be from Michigan, and the other from Ohio."
And the people did rejoice and feast upon the lambs, and the sloths, and the apricots, and the fruitbats, and the breakfast cereals...
Fruitbats? That's disgusting.
I've eaten fruitbats in Indonesia. Not as bad as you might expect. Like Chicken, but only more disgusting.
Is anything more disgusting than eating chicken? I'd rather eat a wild bat than a domestic chicken... Ever seen a chicken farm?
Do you eat bacon?
Do you eat bacon?
but that's alright, because posts about bacon are ALWAYS acceptable. Ever tried bacon ice cream? Not bad, actually. Just interesting.
We threw the Holy Hand Grenade agains Ohio.
They got pissed.
I recall Denard yelling something to the effect of: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Does this whole conversation entail that Urban Meyer weighs the same as a duck?
SO we are recruiting him as a TE not DE??
From What I've read Breneman loves him some Penn State, and one would think that Brady would make him a huge priority.
Please go to Penn St! Hopefully Penn St can get back to an above average team so we don't have to disgustingly watch Ohio St get the easiest road to the Championship Game year in or year out.
try not too assume to much
I just chatted with Jake who in fact confirmed that Michigan is "number one for sure right now"
Aquaman...YOU are the night!
and yes, he says "nee!"
I don't think Ohio or ND have offered yet. He grew up a big Ohio fan and his gramps played for the Irish. Do you know if he's waiting for either of those schools to offer? If they do, will UM still lead?