Here's an update on HS Internet sensation RB Sam McGuffie. He is working out at WR to become an all-purpose offensive player.
http://www.chron.com/sports/rice/article/Sam-McGuffie-shifts-to-new-role-for-Owls-3446043.php
"To prepare for the move,
Thanks
You sir have made my morning! I am pretty sure this will be the funniest thing I hear or read today.
I am a world class DJ.
I am a world class DJ.
DJ Blu Ray?
Yeah, and I'm fuckin Lanny Laserdisc.
Props.
You've really got an
Props.
You've really got an HBO thing going on there, avatar and comment.
I am
I am Sam Mcguffie.
Ok fine. No need to look for funny stuff the rest of the day.
Nothing can beat that.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
5 is not a big enough total
5 is not a big enough total for how awesome this post is.
successfully achieved 1 year self-imposed posting ban 4/10/13
High Note
Jerry: Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and
walk off.
George: I can't just leave.
Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas.
George: You never played Vegas.
Jerry: I hear things.
Call it a day and go home, you did well.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more
Sadly Mgrowold or maybe more sadly for mrs mgrowold, I think you have to be born with certain physical gifts to be able to even attempt such high level activities. Then again, maybe you were...
Go Blue!
Maybe. But then again Sam
Maybe. But then again Sam McGuffie is listed at 5'10 and anybody who got within 5 feet of him knows that has got to be overstated by 2-3 inches at least. If you believe Sam can become a wide reciever in the NFL then size really doesn't matter.
You, sir, are on a proverbial
You, sir, are on a proverbial MGoRoll. I LOLd two times in one thread. And I don't LOL. I don't even type LOL.
I will fight 'til I am dead, a winged helmet on my head.
It's all about girth not
It's all about girth not lenght...I mean height
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
Only one problem:
Porn to sex = WWF to wrestling
It's all acting and bad acting at that. So you are actually doing more damage than anything. If you are learning from porn, I promise you that she isn't being satisfied. Consider parade rained on.
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." - John Wooden
Thanks for the in-depth
Thanks for the in-depth analysis on the accuracy of a post that was meant to be taken as a complete joke...
I apologize about the dress code, sir, but my next party is a hayride
Yeah... you need to find some
Yeah... you need to find some happy pills. And then resist the urge to explain why pills are not a sustainable way to get happy with all your might.
I will fight 'til I am dead, a winged helmet on my head.
Did I seriously need to add
Did I seriously need to add smily faces or /s or something? A joke flies over your heads that much? I was playing off his joke and apparently message boards don't let that be appreciated.
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." - John Wooden
No, if it was meant to be a
No, if it was meant to be a joke you simply needed to add the humor and it would have been appreciated I'm sure
I apologize about the dress code, sir, but my next party is a hayride
How dare you on Wrestlemania weekend.
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"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
Slow Clap
Slow Clap
+1,000,000
+million for the day!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Thank You Profit! I've never
Thank You Profit! I've never been a millionpointsaire before.
Points well-earned
Points well-earned. Just don't go getting all MGoConceited.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Thanks
Wiping tiny drops of coffee off my desk and chin...
Congratulations, Mgrowold.
Congratulations, Mgrowold. You, sir, have won the Internet.
Everybody head home, the day
Everybody head home, the day has already been won.
So does that mean
that everyone else is playing for sloppy seconds?
"Deserve to Win!"
Shit! I was about to drop my
Shit! I was about to drop my threet post too. Hangin that one up
Its called a royale with cheese
Dear Mark Hollis
McGuffie is a studio/youtube
McGuffie is a studio/youtube gangster. Nothing else.
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'. Follow me on Twitter: RudygoBLUE
Well over 2,000 yards of
Well over 2,000 yards of offense in division 1 football. He seems like something else to me. Of course I spend my time following college football and not playing it, so it might be super easy.... what would I know.
Go Blue!
Eazy-duz-it there TexanGOBLUE
Thems fightin' words.
/ Real Muthaph*ckin G's
SHO NUFF!
SHO NUFF!
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'. Follow me on Twitter: RudygoBLUE
Hahaha
Smooth comment.
Oh how I hate ohio state...
"I'm pretty good...
at drinkin beer."
You know a comment is an
You know a comment is an all-time classic when the rest of the thread is not about the original post, but how funny the comment was. Thread hijacking by humor.
Well played, Mgrowold
What eveah
Just don't transfer to Iowa, his life could be in danger.
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Great
White Hype
Good move for M'Guff. WR may
Good move for M'Guff. WR may be his natural position. If he can show good hands and run solid routes, this may be his ticket in to being a low round draft pick or NFL free agent signing... he could be a Wes Welker type for some team.
Who is Sam McGuffie?
Who is Sam McGuffie?
Gardner for 2 more years
We are all Sam McGuffie
His mom commented on one of
His mom commented on one of my one of my photos from a game on facebook once thinking that it was Sam's. No idea how she found her way to my pictures...
/coolstorybro
EEB c/o 2014
"To prepare for the move, McGuffie, who is fully recovered, has spent the past few months studying YouTube videos of Jerry Rice and Chad Ochocinco, among others...."
If watching videos of other people doing something at a high level makes you good at something yourself then I must be a freaking rock star in bed by now.