this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
A Safe and Happy Festivus To All!
I've got a lot of problems with you people...
This year's gonna be fun.
It's going to be a pretty intense Airing of Grievances for the the MGoBoard this year.
My grievance is that the Lions suck. The Fords couldn't manage a McDonalds.
I know, right? Let alone a multi-billion dollar automobile manufacturer.
There's a reason why William Clay Ford Sr. didn't get the reins of Ford Motor Company. I believe he had a stint at Continental Motors before he would have been the heir apparent. Instead of that they said, "Here go play with a football team". Ford Jr. seemed okay at the helm but he realized he was in over his head.
I'm working today and tmrw. Festivus, schmestivus
A festivus for the restofus.
My favorite part of that whole episode is right at the beginning of that set of clips when Frank says... "As I rained blows upon him..." I love the attitude that there was no possible diplomatic solution to the problem of 2 grown men wanting the same thing but to beat the hell out of eachother.
"Oh she was"
love how he calls Kruger Cougar
Since you're a mod, perhaps you should set up an Airing of the Grievances post on the board. The OP does right to remind us of the holiday, but in years past separate posts for the Airing of the Grievances (esp.) and Feats of Strength have served the board well. It would be nice to have one virtual space in which to air our dirty laundry.
And I've got issues with a lot of you people.
but at first glance that sure looks like a Festivus crime scene.
Come here and fight your father!
COME WRESTLE YOUR FATHER!
Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!
I'm ready to mess some shit up during the Feats of Strength. Lessgo!
LET THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES BEGIN!
Dave Brandon: Can we ger a kickstarter to have "HEY DB, MARKET THIS!" written over A2?
Brady Hoke: 3-5 in the B10? yowsah, boss
AL Borges: good luck on the job hunt in '14
BTN: show MOAR hockey!
Rutgers: you better not pull some bullshit ticket package attacehd to the M game next year (pro-active grievance!)
Mitch McGary: Y U NO have private nurses push you around on a gurney all day wrapped in bubble wrap?
Take two of these and get away from me:
Festivus is a reflective time. A retrospective time to probe deeply into your soul in an attempt to solve the internal mysteries that continually vex our day-to-day lives. With that in mind, I CHALLENGE ALL COMERS TO THE FEATS OF STRENGTH. I will destroy you and your petty grievances.
Feats of Strengh: I can run 5 miles in 45mins and weigh 270.
It's a Festivus Miracle
of Seinfeld was the Festivus story. That's either a Festivus miracle, or a coincidence; I can't decide which.