A sacrifice to the Angry Michigan Hating gods...
Hey y'all. Well, it's that time of year again. Ever since I became a Michigan fan in 2004, I have been waiting for that win over Ohio. And every year, I end up a little more disappointed than the last.
This year it looks like it is finally going to be different. But I implore all of you not to get overconfident. For those of you who have read TWIS this week (http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/11/22/2581322/oklahoma-state…) the Angry Michigan Hating gods could be waiting to go Squinky (http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7006213/misery-rooting-oklahoma-sta…) on us this Saturday. I think we should take measures to appease the Angry Michigan Hating gods.
I for one, am going to offer them a sacrifice, and I encourage all of you to join me. On my ESPN College Pick'em, I am picking Ohio with a confidence of 10. (I have no hope of winning our group either way, so don't think I am trying to sabotage anyone! And on my Freesportsbet, I am going to drop a bet on Ohio. Hopefully, if enough of you join me in this endeavour, it will appease the Angry Michigan Hating gods to the point where they will see no need to break our hearts this Saturday.
Arriba Azul. Go Blue.
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:27 PM ^
Hahaha I like it. There isn't any way we can win on Saturday!
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:32 PM ^
Is addicting. Good thing I signed up on there rather than lose REAL money!
November 23rd, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
I'm sure Brian wouldn't mind if people dropped a couple extra coins into the "beveled guilty" donations plate ... you know, to helpo people clear their consciencesand restore the proper karma balance to the world.
At this point, I'd do anyhting for a win.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:01 PM ^
pinpoint accuracy and Tom Brady like vision, he will most definitely throw for a 1,000 yards. I'm trembling in my boots.
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
I definitely should make a donation to the beveled guilt to appease the michigan hating gods
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:23 PM ^
With your picture I was expecting more after seeing "sacrifice".
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:31 PM ^
I've really enjoyed these last 8 years and I hope that this year will maintain the status quo. Also, I really hope they do not decide to rescind the land grant that created MSC. They truly deserve their place as a place of higher learning.
Is that how this thread works?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^
I killed my Ohio neighbors cat, is that how this thread works?
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:41 PM ^
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:15 PM ^
Glory to God
November 23rd, 2011 at 3:45 PM ^
I'd be up for a virgin sacrifice. Or Braxton Miller.
November 23rd, 2011 at 4:14 PM ^
We've been unusually lucky this year. It seems like the only one of these guys who has been active is the Angry Michigan Troy Woolfolk-Hating God.
November 23rd, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^
we are going to get killed by Ohio. There, I appeased the Gods.
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:01 PM ^
Is a consistent, spiral throwing machine. He let's the coach give him the play, and he executes it brilliantly. Shredding defenses is what this guy does, and it doesn't matter how big, how fast or well studied your defense is; he's just gone.
Also, Fickell is a brilliant tactician. T. Pryor is innocent. Columbus doesn't smell of the rancid foul of a million putrescent beings.