Rumors about Craig James

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Rumor has it that Craig James has Michigan ranked the highest of all the AP voters, at 16.

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See what I did there?

 

Edit: Google search for "rumors about craig james".  We've made history here, folks...

budclay55

September 18th, 2011 at 10:27 PM ^

i think craig james might be a secret michigan fan. i remember last year the brief time that michigan was ranked he always had michigan higher in his poll than other voters. 

michiganfanforlife

September 18th, 2011 at 10:42 PM ^

Any post mentioning "Craig James killing Hookers" will be officialy sacked. The owners of the computer used will be sacked. Anyone reading the post will also be sacked. So too, the people involved in prosecuting the sackees. Once we sack those responsible for the sackings, we too will have the same fate.

 

-- Craig James also set up a great coach to help TT fire him. What a douche bag. (That's not a rumor).

LSAClassOf2000

September 19th, 2011 at 6:05 AM ^

Can you imagine that in the huddle? "Craig James killed five hookers at SMU! Let's do it!"

So,  they go five wide, obvious passing play. QB finds an open hooker and throws an absolute bullet and they proceed to  take it to the house, where they are promptly killed by Craig James. 

Anonymosity

September 19th, 2011 at 12:56 AM ^

Craig James put Michigan at #16 since they "got away from that pansy spread bullshit and went back to the traditional I-formation, power Michigan offense," to paraphrase his words from the WMU game. Controversy, though- CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, allegdly. I wonder if he'll lose his vote in the future?

MichiganPoloShirt

September 19th, 2011 at 1:02 AM ^

Leave that man alone we are grown intelligent men the only rumors we should be spreading are positive Michigan rumors (jokey joke) if he killed 100 hookers and got off that's his biz plus I think he's a Michigan fan so u go craig and GO BLUE. I don't like hookers anyway that's gotta be the lowest a woman can stoop in life

Tacopants

September 19th, 2011 at 5:15 AM ^

1.  The sordid rumors are that CRAIG JAMES only KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.  Are you saying there are at least 95 more that we do not know about?  And are you saying he got off while doing it? Which leads into...

2.  Are you Craig James?  I can imagine Craig James saying Jokey Joke.

3.  If you are Craig James, you should consider pleading the fifth instead of admitting motive like

I don't like hookers anyway that's gotta be the lowest a woman can stoop in life

4.  Well, now that you've outed yourself, you should probably quit your job at ESPN and book a ticket to Myanmar.  I hear they do not extradite.  Good luck!

StephenRKass

September 19th, 2011 at 6:25 AM ^

Boy he gets around. I thought it was CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. But, knowing the shenanigans Dantonio allows in EL, with no real repercussions, it doesn't surprise me at all to hear the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT MSU.

So, let me get this straight. What you are saying is that not only did  CRAIG JAMES KILL 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. but it also is true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT MSU.

triangle_M

September 19th, 2011 at 2:12 PM ^

Is it CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU or CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?

I've always been confused over that.  One day we'll get it to pop up on google search like "Rick Neuheisel hot seat" pops up after you type "Rick Neuh."  

As it stands I have to get all the way to "Craig James k" before the rest of it pops up.  I want it poping up after the J.

Elno Lewis

September 19th, 2011 at 8:56 AM ^

allegedly kilt dem 5 hookers in Texas.  they was five dead hookers in Texas and craig james might have been the one responsible for killing all of them.  He has never denied it or produced evidence to the contrary.

 

MAgoBLUE

September 19th, 2011 at 10:25 AM ^

It's totally irresponsible to perpetuate the rumor that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.  We know for certain of only 1 hooker that he killed during his time on campus.  Any other number is pure speculation and slanders the man's character.

shayward23

September 19th, 2011 at 1:07 PM ^

...is that regardless of what may or may not (deffinetly did) happen in regards to Craig James killing 5 hookers while at SMU, he has carried me to the top of my killing hooker fantasy league through two weeks this year.

bjk

September 19th, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^

The first google hit for "craig james rumor" is "Rumor has it that Craig James has Michigan ranked the highest of all the AP voters, at 16."