I thought the rumor was about 5 hookers....?????
Rumors about Craig James
That's not a rumor. That shit's fact.
I've never heard it proven that Craig Jones killed five hookers while at SMU, that's just an awful thing to spread about someone.
that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. Thats why you never heard it proven. No one can prove that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU
And noone can disprove it either...
why won't the hookers come to Craig James' defense in light of such speculation?
You don't want to be sued for slander do you? We don't have facts, we only have rumors that 5 hookers were viciously dismembered by Craig James and buried in the forrest. Only rumors.
it would be libel, not slander. But you are correct, there's no proof that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS, fed on their flesh for three weeks, and then buried them in the forest.
I'm just asking questions. That's all I'm doing. And one of those questions is whether or not CRAIG JAMES MURDERED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU because they knew too much about his dealings with MAFIA HITMEN AND COLUMBIA DRUG CARTELS.
because the drug running is cover for weapons dealing for the CIA, top hush-hush.
That’s so false, he couldn't of buried them in the forest, there are no trees in Texas hence no forest.
for bringin an end to this horrible "Craig James fed on 5 whores and then buried them in the forrest" rumor. This is obviously a ridiculous assertion. Everyone knows that he did not bury anyone. He kept leftovers to take to work to share with Lou Holtz, and made good use of the bones in his famous "Craig James 5 Dead Whore Spicy Bone Bisque". Craig James never wastes any part of a dead whore. Shame on you people.
He is also fond of making 5 Dead Whore Bone Jewelry.
if you focus too much on the no trees.
Well maybe Ann Arbor is a whore.
Ann Arbor is such a whore, but how come so many people don't get in! HAR HAR HAR
Then east Lansing should be top 5
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU should be put down.
That Craig James killed five hookers while snorting cocaine while enrolled at SMU is an allegation that has never been proven to be true.
... or false.
I have never heard him deny that while with the Patriots, he was Whitey Bulger's hit man. He has not disavowed the rumor that he needed to kill 'a hooker a week' during the NFL regular season, or that he was known around the USFL for snorting a tubful of cocaine.
that Craig James took money to play at SMU...thus bringing the death penalty upon the school. I'll try to find out more information on this.
I heard that Craig James used the money he took from SMU to pay strictly for hookers; top notch hookers. Rumor also has it that he injured several more hookers but they were fortunate enough to get away from Craig James's grasp.
From what I understand, he picked one as Michigan's baseline and dropped us three ranks for every one of the FIVE HOOKERS HE KILLED, because it puts him in a bad mood when he thinks about KILLING FIVE HOOKERS. Now he may have just ranked us like that because he thinks we're good, but it's totally plausible that it's linked to the FIVE DEAD HOOKERS that may have died at his hands.
that Craig James' brother was a mediocre MLB player in the late 80s and early 90s.
There was a rumor he was actually going to wear a traditional suit for once.
No, that's Craig Sager, who did, in fact
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS.
It spanned all three periods. Craig James is like the Zodiac of hooker-killings.
Rumor is he might have some 'splainin' to do.
The image of five colorfully dressed pimps, replete with feathered hats, chasing after Craig James is amusing to me . . . .
Maybe a couple of the hookers worked for the same pimp, in which case our group of James-chasers would dwindle down to three or four. Wouldn't be nearly as funny . . . .
Does Craig James have any connections to Hoke? I remember him basically campaigning for Hoke to get the Michigan job in January, and now he's ranking us the highest out of any AP voter. Any reason for this or does he just love himself some Michigan?
If Brady Hoke points at a dead hooker, she disappears.
needs to update his wikipedia page. For some reason, the dead hookers have been omitted.
Are you saying that it is uncertain that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS, or that it was WHILE AT SMU ? ? ? ?
I think I get it.
Only if you were to see hard evidence would you believe that CRAIG JAMES REALLY KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU . . . .
if CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, or if somebody who looks like CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU, but I'm willing to bet it was that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU.
Any comments suggesting that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS will be deleted. There is no place on this blog for unfounded rumors, such as those indicating that CRAIG JAMES KILLED anyone, let alone FIVE HOOKERS.
Consider yourselves warned.
is a giant, bloody trainwreck. A trainwreck of HOOKERS.
Nope. Chuck Testa.
you and your memes. Also, I heard the Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU!!
I don't get this whole Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU meme. There has been no evidence to show that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU, and yet everyone keeps insisting that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.
I don't insist upon it...I just think its kind of funny....Especially when one can post a picture of him and five hookers...
Yea, it is pretty funny to post pictures implying that Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.
I live under a rock, , and so I have to have things like "Denard after Dentist" explained to me. Links like this are much appreciated. The Rhett & Link Commercial Kings site is hilarious . . . thank you!
Sure, it's gruesome, yet you cannot look away for dome reason....
i think craig james might be a secret michigan fan. i remember last year the brief time that michigan was ranked he always had michigan higher in his poll than other voters.
Any post mentioning "Craig James killing Hookers" will be officialy sacked. The owners of the computer used will be sacked. Anyone reading the post will also be sacked. So too, the people involved in prosecuting the sackees. Once we sack those responsible for the sackings, we too will have the same fate.
-- Craig James also set up a great coach to help TT fire him. What a douche bag. (That's not a rumor).
He certainly had a hand in killing two college football programs...
Also, how many people do you suppose know who General Joseph Hooker is?
Can you imagine that in the huddle? "Craig James killed five hookers at SMU! Let's do it!"
So, they go five wide, obvious passing play. QB finds an open hooker and throws an absolute bullet and they proceed to take it to the house, where they are promptly killed by Craig James.
Losing general at the Battle of Chancellorsville. Allegedly the origin of the 'hooker' terminology because dude liked to party for the muthaf**kin' right to fight.
I'm sure a few people here know who Hooker is....
I heard that Craig James was once a big-time athlete and that he can still toss big tires around.
has Michigan at 22. Best Bay-Area sports writer, IMO.
How many hookers did he kill?
One of the BCS formulas has us at #2!!!
Time to buy BCS national championship tickets.
Craig James put Michigan at #16 since they "got away from that pansy spread bullshit and went back to the traditional I-formation, power Michigan offense," to paraphrase his words from the WMU game.
Controversy, though- CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU, allegdly. I wonder if he'll lose his vote in the future?
He might get a second one for this achievment - if he starts referring to the AP as "a hooker" and they start wondering if they are next perhaps.
Colley Matrix Top 50 (whatever the hell that is) has us at #1! What's that about?
Leave that man alone we are grown intelligent men the only rumors we should be spreading are positive Michigan rumors (jokey joke) if he killed 100 hookers and got off that's his biz plus I think he's a Michigan fan so u go craig and GO BLUE. I don't like hookers anyway that's gotta be the lowest a woman can stoop in life
You've obviously never been to a tijuana donkey show.
1. The sordid rumors are that CRAIG JAMES only KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU. Are you saying there are at least 95 more that we do not know about? And are you saying he got off while doing it? Which leads into...
2. Are you Craig James? I can imagine Craig James saying Jokey Joke.
3. If you are Craig James, you should consider pleading the fifth instead of admitting motive like
I don't like hookers anyway that's gotta be the lowest a woman can stoop in life
4. Well, now that you've outed yourself, you should probably quit your job at ESPN and book a ticket to Myanmar. I hear they do not extradite. Good luck!
Not that it proves that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT MSU.
Boy he gets around. I thought it was CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. But, knowing the shenanigans Dantonio allows in EL, with no real repercussions, it doesn't surprise me at all to hear the rumor that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT MSU.
So, let me get this straight. What you are saying is that not only did CRAIG JAMES KILL 5 HOOKERS AT SMU. but it also is true that CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT MSU.
It is hard to believe that one man could be solely responsible for recent manpower shortages in the sex industry, but it IS Craig James....
East Lansing is a woman of negotiable affection.
Is it CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS AT SMU or CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
I've always been confused over that. One day we'll get it to pop up on google search like "Rick Neuheisel hot seat" pops up after you type "Rick Neuh."
As it stands I have to get all the way to "Craig James k" before the rest of it pops up. I want it poping up after the J.
I hear tell he's a chicken!
//too obscure a reference?
allegedly kilt dem 5 hookers in Texas. they was five dead hookers in Texas and craig james might have been the one responsible for killing all of them. He has never denied it or produced evidence to the contrary.
It's totally irresponsible to perpetuate the rumor that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. We know for certain of only 1 hooker that he killed during his time on campus. Any other number is pure speculation and slanders the man's character.
for every hooker Craig James killed
Ok its clear taco and some of u dudes just don't have a life/wasn't raised right ok I am Craig and I'm keeping my ESPN job GO BLUE
Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU. Just saying.
that daniel CRAIG and lebron JAMES got KILLED at bocce ball by FIVE HOOKERS WHILE summering in boca?
On a completely unrelated note, I love seeing concerts AT SMU
CRAIG JAMES KILLED 5 HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?
First I've heard of this.
...is that regardless of what may or may not (deffinetly did) happen in regards to Craig James killing 5 hookers while at SMU, he has carried me to the top of my killing hooker fantasy league through two weeks this year.
The first google hit for "craig james rumor" is "Rumor has it that Craig James has Michigan ranked the highest of all the AP voters, at 16."