August 12th, 2015 at 5:14 PM ^
There will be no more games where somebody wins by the score of "Q to 12"
(like Gizmo a few days ago, Calvinball is a reference not for the under-30 crowd)
August 12th, 2015 at 5:21 PM ^
I feel like scenes from Calvin ball could accurately describe athletic competitions between John and Jim Harbaugh growing up
August 12th, 2015 at 5:21 PM ^
I'm not under 30 and I have no clue what you're talking about.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:42 PM ^
I am under 30 and know exactly what he is talking about.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:14 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 7:06 PM ^
Calvin & Hobbes are awesome and almost universally --- when I introduce it to someone, they love it.
I'm 36, so I'm not really THAT old. I do not have a negative opinion on Millenials and younger folk that some of my peers do, but we have grown up in a different world.
For example, just yesterday. They thought I was the weirdo when I said "Venmo??? What the heck is that?"
August 12th, 2015 at 10:24 PM ^
August 13th, 2015 at 8:39 AM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 8:44 AM ^
GTFO! lol
August 12th, 2015 at 7:42 PM ^
I'm 19 and could probably recite whatever rules there were.
August 13th, 2015 at 8:38 AM ^
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August 12th, 2015 at 8:25 PM ^
and I love Calvin and Hobbes
August 13th, 2015 at 12:54 AM ^
Any self-respecting parent would put Calvin and Hobbes books in their children's hands by middle school. It is our responsibility to pass along the gift that is C&H.
August 13th, 2015 at 11:39 AM ^
Calvin and Hobbes is very popular with the under 30 crowd, thank you very much. It's just that we grew up on the collections and not the dailies.
August 12th, 2015 at 5:15 PM ^
The NCAA should ban themselves from existing.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:12 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 5:16 PM ^
Rumor: Peru has filed an injunction demanding it not be associated with such a violent game. Meanwhile in Peru, natives continue to play lacrosse with human skulls.
August 13th, 2015 at 8:40 AM ^
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August 12th, 2015 at 5:23 PM ^
A crocodile steals your son and promises to return him only if you can correctly guess what the crocodile will do with your son. Assuming the croc keeps its word, what would happen if you guessed that he wouldn’t return your son?
August 12th, 2015 at 5:25 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 5:36 PM ^
He'd return your son, but with your son half-eaten and a bloody mess. The crocodile would then tell you that there's an implicit understanding that you should not mess with crocodiles, especially if they steal your son. And then he would steal your daughter with the same promise.
Next question.
August 12th, 2015 at 5:43 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 6:08 PM ^
Gipetto would be dead, and since there would be no witnesses except a cricket (easily disposed of), Pinnochio would collect Gipetto's insurance money and inheritance, and spend it all on cocaine. Then he'd regret the decision, realizing he had no nostrils, gums, and that hypodermic needles break on him.
He then would drop the (useless to him) cocaine via air somewhere in north central Texas, to be discovered by the Rev. Horton Heat. Pinnochio would then get a low-paying job in a general store, due to his ability to knock stuff off of high shelves with his prodigious nose.
August 12th, 2015 at 5:24 PM ^
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August 12th, 2015 at 5:28 PM ^
My first comment ever will be in this thread so I can have another first comment ever after this is deleted
August 12th, 2015 at 5:31 PM ^
I'll come back tomorrow...you guys better better clean this shit up!
I want GOOD news and none of this mocking trolling bullshit. PULL IT TOGETHER! We've got 3 fucking weeks...you gotta keep your composure!
August 12th, 2015 at 5:32 PM ^
How do I upvote people?
August 12th, 2015 at 5:39 PM ^
you can't yet. You need 100 MGoPoints
August 12th, 2015 at 5:44 PM ^
You have to have 100 points
I think
I got my first 100 points by giving the mods a hj.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:10 PM ^
And then PGB left not long after. Just sayin'...
August 12th, 2015 at 5:44 PM ^
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August 13th, 2015 at 7:45 AM ^
but not "towed?" Nice.
August 12th, 2015 at 5:48 PM ^
Can I substitue the goat with a koala?
August 12th, 2015 at 5:52 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 5:38 PM ^
It seems there have been like 6 negative stories come out today on the board. We need some postive news!!
August 12th, 2015 at 5:47 PM ^
August 12th, 2015 at 5:53 PM ^
Tom Brady has Giselle and Roger Goodell has no one who will deflate his balls.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:03 PM ^
Are we kept in the dark and bored or what? Can't wait to see our state of desperation in another week. Go Blue.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:05 PM ^
So.....thus far an unsubstantiated rumor? With no link?
I'm trying to decide if this is worse than Freep. I'm torn.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:06 PM ^
Peruball has been banned.
It's now Boliviaball.
August 12th, 2015 at 6:20 PM ^
Peruball already banned in Bolivia