I don't know. My Tom Beaver bullshit decoder hasn't been working lately. All I got was that it wasn't someone listed as a starter on his depth chart, wasn't on the offense and wasn't on the DL.
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Rumor that a couple players not at practice today?
March 21st, 2011 at 5:21 PM
#302
I don't know. My Tom Beaver
March 21st, 2011 at 5:22 PM
#303
DOH!
its bound to happen with a new coaching regime in town. I really hope this turns out to be a false rumor though
March 21st, 2011 at 5:23 PM
#304
You SAW a rumor?
You SAW a rumor?
March 21st, 2011 at 5:27 PM
#305
If he read it, then he saw
If he read it, then he saw it.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:09 PM
#306
Not if it was Braille.
"I
Not if it was Braille.
"I *felt a rumor..."
March 21st, 2011 at 6:20 PM
#307
Depending on the rumor, that
Depending on the rumor, that phrase might land you in jail.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:37 PM
#308
I felt a tumor one time.
I felt a tumor one time.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:10 PM
#309
But
It's not A. Toomer!
March 22nd, 2011 at 1:35 AM
#310
IT'S NOT A TOOMAH
edit: I changed my mind, this one's better.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:00 PM
#311
"I came, I felt, I concurred"
"I came, I felt, I concurred"
March 21st, 2011 at 5:24 PM
#314
they dont show after the
they dont show after the first pratice? I call BS.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:30 PM
#315
Agreed that's my call as
Agreed that's my call as well. That's way too soon to make a decision one way or the other.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:29 PM
#316
Great. Now the Spring Game
Great. Now the Spring Game definitely won't be a game!
Also, maybe they're just injured or something.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:59 PM
#317
Speaking of players gone, I
Speaking of players gone, I was looking at our 09 class, and damn was it depressing, I hadn't realized there were so many players who aren't on the team anymore from that class.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:05 PM
#318
Huh?
The #5's, Lalota, and Turner. Thats not all that many
March 21st, 2011 at 6:20 PM
#319
That's still more than I'd
That's still more than I'd prefer.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:21 PM
#320
Vlad and Tate were the 5s.
Vlad and Tate were the 5s.
EDIT: Ooooh you got lucky before I locked it in.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:24 PM
#321
Haha, I realized my mistake
Haha, I realized my mistake quickly...
March 21st, 2011 at 6:32 PM
#322
I guess 4 isn't that many,
I guess 4 isn't that many, though they were among the recruits with the most hype.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:33 PM
#323
Well, Witty would make 5.
Well, Witty would make 5.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:33 PM
#324
Borges probably ate Jeremy
Borges probably ate Jeremy Gallon to free up some roster space.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:45 PM
#325
Just play along for once, the
Just play along for once, the game is called I SPY or CLUE. At this moment we know quite a little bit, with more in the offing if you would just show some god damn patience for once.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:37 PM
#326
Maybe
they were too bust stretching on there own time
March 21st, 2011 at 6:28 PM
#327
That would've been funny...
If there weren't so many errors..
March 21st, 2011 at 10:13 PM
#328
Well
... maybe they were stretching busts, using time that was over there.
Maybe?
March 21st, 2011 at 5:42 PM
#329
hmmm
Wasnt the practice at 530am? perhaps they overslept. I know when i was in college for those two semesters i would oversleep for 9am classes.
If it wasnt for the Corps i would probably still be over sleeping. I over slept once in the corps and havent done so since. Its not a good idea to do that.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:57 PM
#330
9AM! I didn't even get 9AM
9AM! I didn't even get 9AM classes as I knew I would never make them. My roommate regularly slept through his 2PM class!
March 21st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
#331
That may be true, but I still
That may be true, but I still want to fuck the Sucker Punch girl.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:16 PM
#332
posted from iPhone
Which one?
March 21st, 2011 at 6:30 PM
#333
All of them.
All of them.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:39 PM
#334
2 1 4 3 5
2 1 4 3 5
March 22nd, 2011 at 3:40 AM
#335
i really wanted to add a
i really wanted to add a video of a dog show judge choosing the winners.
3rd!... 2nd! ...1st!!! holding up each dog
March 22nd, 2011 at 9:19 PM
#336
Daniel Tosh appreciates you stealing his jokes.
Nice try though.
March 22nd, 2011 at 3:01 PM
#337
in order of preference
2 3 4 1 5
March 21st, 2011 at 6:41 PM
#338
Yep, that one.
Now this thread has some substance.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:55 PM
#339
I prefer....
4 1 3 2 5
March 21st, 2011 at 10:02 PM
#340
Close
1 4 3 2 5. The chick in the commercial is hot
March 21st, 2011 at 11:35 PM
#341
Well, I asked for it.
3 2 4 1 5
Poor girl on the right, always a five. Though really 1-3 are close and then the major dropoff.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:35 AM
#342
firing order?
y'all sound like you're arguing about what the firing order is on an old-school 5 cylinder Edsel or something... YES I know what you're actually doing. My mechanic's brain kicked in there for a minute...
March 21st, 2011 at 6:34 PM
#343
Well I want to punch the
Well I want to punch the fucker who decided it should be PG-13.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:02 PM
#344
Don't worry. The name easily
Don't worry. The name easily lends itself to a pornographic spin-off.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:39 PM
#345
I think it's the other way
I think it's the other way around.
March 22nd, 2011 at 11:04 AM
#346
Barney Stinson, dropping knowledge
This man will teach you everything you need to know about women. True story.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:48 PM
#347
I say Floyd and T-Woolf.
I say Floyd and T-Woolf. Beaver forgot they were injured and had to rehab.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:53 PM
#348
I say Forcier because Beaver
I say Forcier because Beaver doesn't know he is off the team and would lead us to believe he is a DB.
March 21st, 2011 at 5:50 PM
#349
I heard a rumor we lost by 2
I heard a rumor we lost by 2 yesterday to Duke, but I refuse to accept it and look foward to Arizona later this week.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:14 PM
#350
I heard a rumor that Oprah's
I heard a rumor that Oprah's farts are responsible for global warming and tsunamis.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:51 PM
#351
Not a rumor
The debate is over
March 21st, 2011 at 7:14 PM
#352
It's not her farts you should
It's not her farts you should be worried about...
March 21st, 2011 at 6:15 PM
#355
Soooo.....
Couldn't it be injury, sickness, etc.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:19 PM
#356
The DB that was absent is
The DB that was absent is Denard Robinson. Hoke thinks he'll be the best 3rd string safety in Michigan history, making stops for the manball offense led by Jack Kennedy.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:43 PM
#357
And the farts you don't hear
And the farts you don't hear at all will kill you. SBD
March 21st, 2011 at 6:25 PM
#358
is it me or does Borges
look like a white Calvin Magee with the way he wears his hat in the prac video?
March 21st, 2011 at 8:27 PM
#359
Wrong...
He is Uncle Fester.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:44 PM
#360
Wait...
Who is the next person to add a sarcastic remark? I think the 30th was enough.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:48 PM
#361
RUMOR ALERT
The names I've seen thrown around on message boards are Terry Talbott and Cullen Christian. I do not know if it's true, but those are just the names I've seen. Don't shoot the messenger.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:52 PM
#362
OMG -- it's a messenger --
OMG -- it's a messenger -- get him!!!!
March 24th, 2011 at 7:33 PM
#363
Ha!
I voted you up so you'd have 13 and be unlucky. NOBODY ELSE VOTE HIM UP !
March 21st, 2011 at 6:57 PM
#364
The Beave changed his comment
The Beave changed his comment to say it was not a member of the DL, so maybe it was the other Talbott. Who the hell knows?
Additionally, they may have had an excuse for missing practice and whichever tipster/indsider provided the info may not have knowledge of the excuse.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:57 PM
#365
Terry Talbott and Cullen Christian.
The rumor I felt said that TT and CC are really disconcerted over the lack of yelling and screaming by the coaches; they've concluded that it means Hoke & Co. don't love them or care about them. They're looking to transfer to Nebraska so they can get some real family-atmosphere screaming from Pelini.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:14 PM
#366
Sucks for them
Now they would have to pay their own way, a year ago they could have gotten a scholie
March 21st, 2011 at 7:25 PM
#367
Christian was absent because
Christian was absent because he is still at his press conference.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:52 PM
#368
MGoStalker Alert
The CC thing is possible? FB status today that doesn't mention football but does indicate he's going through some stuff. Could be coincidence and unrelated, though, I've got no idea.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:57 PM
#369
Well your stalking made me
Well your stalking made me want to stalk, and I saw that 23 hours ago, he went from "in a relationship" to "single." So maybe that's what his emotional status was referring to?
March 21st, 2011 at 8:12 PM
#370
Maybe it's just me, but I
Maybe it's just me, but I think it would be nice of we could keep the Facebook stalking limited to public comments/musings about the team. Updates on relationship status are where things start to cross the line, in my opinion.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:18 PM
#371
(No subject)
March 21st, 2011 at 9:16 PM
#372
The next MGoBoard enhancement
The next MGoBoard enhancement script should auto-posbang any Calvin & Hobbes posts.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:37 PM
#373
I was just furthering the
I was just furthering the fact that CC's facebook had no negative feelings towards football and gave a reason as to why. In no way do I actually care about or want to expose the personal lives of the team.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:57 PM
#374
Well, I must be in the
Well, I must be in the minority, because I've been negged for the above comment.
Nevermind - let's DEFINITELY update relationship status changes from Facebook! It sounds like a great idea!
March 21st, 2011 at 11:03 PM
#375
I'll join you as a minority.
I'll join you as a minority. Some of us cross the line when it comes to this kind of stuff especially recruits. What comes to mind is the incident where someone of this blog was constantly tweeting prospects about where they were going.
March 21st, 2011 at 11:12 PM
#376
I wasn't aware of that
I wasn't aware of that incident. It sounds believeable, though.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:18 PM
#377
Well, I did a little
Well, I did a little stalking too. I just googled "Cullen Christian Twitter" and found this http://twitter.com/Call_Me_Nasty. It seems like he was at the Athletic complex about 6 hours ago. I'm thinking he was at practice, and if he wasn't he's still on the team. That is if I'm interpretting it correctly.
March 21st, 2011 at 9:57 PM
#378
He asked Vinopal if he was ok
He asked Vinopal if he was ok a couple of times on twitter.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:25 PM
#379
CC
Dude, we all know by now that CC means COACHING CHANGE. That is done. Please find a new abbreviation.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:05 PM
#380
Dee Hart and Demar Dorsey?
Dee Hart and Demar Dorsey?
March 21st, 2011 at 7:28 PM
#381
...
Too soon....
Too soon....
March 21st, 2011 at 8:17 PM
#382
Cullen and Terrance are
Cullen and Terrance are confused when Mattison is talking to them because he's not relaying his information through a cuddly beaver puppet.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:42 PM
#383
Looking at Chunkum's photo of GERG and his stuffed animal,
I just have to paraphrase Blazefire's signature:
"Sooner or later, you're going to have to stick your arm up a beaver's butt."
March 21st, 2011 at 8:21 PM
#384
God, I Love this Blog
The responses to this post are what I love most about this blog! Funny shit! If this was the LSU blog, people would be killing chickens and making voodoo sacrifices over the prospect of (unconfirmed) missing players.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:59 PM
#385
Kill?
Nah, we only pluck 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMGZMoENjcU
Disclamer: I wouldn't watch if I were squeamish.
Edit: Decided to just link it instead.
March 21st, 2011 at 8:56 PM
#386
Doesn't matter...
There is going to be attrition, like there is in every coaching change. As long as Denard and Devin aren't part of it, the team will be fine. As for today, it doesn't mean squat. The attrition won't begin until the semester ends.
It all works out fine. I'm not literally comparing football to life and death, but this metaphor still holds true: it's better to find out someone doesn't fit in boot camp than in a foxhole. By the end of spring practice, there will be a few players that don't fit, or for whom Michigan doesn't fit. As long as they don't badmouth the program on the way out, I will wish them well.
March 21st, 2011 at 9:17 PM
#387
For realz though if CC washes
For realz though if CC washes out that literally makes everyone of RR's big name recruits a bust: BooBoo(Circa Lloyd), Vlad, Tate, LaLota, Turner, and Demar.
By big name I mean people we all salavated over when they committed, granted there have been plenty of other kids who have stepped up and became stars in their own right by hardwork and dedication.
March 21st, 2011 at 9:39 PM
#388
Except for Campbell and
Except for Campbell and Garnder
March 21st, 2011 at 9:46 PM
#389
Rumor is
Devin Gardner wore a red shirt outside his dormroom thursday when the weather was nice, any reason for concern?
March 21st, 2011 at 10:09 PM
#390
Red?
Traitor! Only blue shirts are acceptable. Unless it's his medical red shirt, then that's fine. Sucks he'll have to wear it for 4 years though./s
March 21st, 2011 at 10:39 PM
#391
Surprisingly, I don't regret
Surprisingly, I don't regret clicking on this thread
March 22nd, 2011 at 2:16 AM
#392
*sees 90+ thread about a
*sees 90+ thread about a topic that shouldn't be over 30*
"Huh, I wonder what happened. If this many people responded something serio--"
*sees Sucker Punch women and random posbangs*
"Somehow, I'm not surprised."
