Rumor that a couple players not at practice today?

I don't know.  My Tom Beaver bullshit decoder hasn't been working lately.  All I got was that it wasn't someone listed as a starter on his depth chart, wasn't on the offense and wasn't on the DL.

its bound to happen with a new coaching regime in town. I really hope this turns out to be a false rumor though

You SAW a rumor?

they dont show after the first pratice? I call BS.

Great.  Now the Spring Game definitely won't be a game!

Also, maybe they're just injured or something.

Speaking of players gone, I was looking at our 09 class, and damn was it depressing, I hadn't realized there were so many players who aren't on the team anymore from that class.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/commitments/2009/michigan-29;_ylt=AgocPxZnF5c1ZbuNM.Cr5_dJPZB4

Borges probably ate Jeremy Gallon to free up some roster space.

they were too bust stretching on there own time

Wasnt the practice at 530am? perhaps they overslept. I know when i was in college for those two semesters i would oversleep for 9am classes.

If it wasnt for the Corps i would probably still be over sleeping. I over slept once in the corps and havent done so since. Its not a good idea to do that.

That may be true, but I still want to fuck the Sucker Punch girl.

I say Floyd and T-Woolf. Beaver forgot they were injured and had to rehab.

I heard a rumor we lost by 2 yesterday to Duke, but I refuse to accept it and look foward to Arizona later this week.

I heard a rumor that Oprah's farts are responsible for global warming and tsunamis.

Couldn't it be injury, sickness, etc.  

The DB that was absent is Denard Robinson.  Hoke thinks he'll be the best 3rd string safety in Michigan history, making stops for the manball offense led by Jack Kennedy.

look like a white Calvin Magee with the way he wears his hat in the prac video?

The names I've seen thrown around on message boards are Terry Talbott and Cullen Christian.  I do not know if it's true, but those are just the names I've seen.  Don't shoot the messenger.

Dee Hart and Demar Dorsey?

Cullen and Terrance are confused when Mattison is talking to them because he's not relaying his information through a cuddly beaver puppet.

The responses to this post are what I love most about this blog!  Funny shit!  If this was the LSU blog, people would be killing chickens and making voodoo sacrifices over the prospect of (unconfirmed) missing players.

There is going to be attrition, like there is in every coaching change.  As long as Denard and Devin aren't part of it, the team will be fine.  As for today, it doesn't mean squat.  The attrition won't begin until the semester ends.  

It all works out fine.  I'm not literally comparing football to life and death, but this metaphor still holds true: it's better to find out someone doesn't fit in boot camp than in a foxhole.  By the end of spring practice, there will be a few players that don't fit, or for whom Michigan doesn't fit.  As long as they don't badmouth the program on the way out, I will wish them well.  

For realz though if CC washes out that literally makes everyone of RR's big name recruits a bust: BooBoo(Circa Lloyd), Vlad, Tate, LaLota, Turner, and Demar.

By big name I mean people we all salavated over when they committed, granted there have been plenty of other kids who have stepped up and became stars in their own right by hardwork and dedication.   

Devin Gardner wore a red shirt outside his dormroom thursday when the weather was nice, any  reason for concern?

Surprisingly, I don't regret clicking on this thread

*sees 90+ thread about a topic that shouldn't be over 30*

"Huh, I wonder what happened.  If this many people responded something serio--"

*sees Sucker Punch women and random posbangs*

"Somehow, I'm not surprised."