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Rose Bowl Thread: The Alvarez Returns
January 1st, 2013 at 5:52 PM
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Rose Bowl Thread: The Alvarez Returns
January 1st, 2013 at 5:56 PM | 
On Wisconsin!
On Wisconsin!
January 1st, 2013 at 5:57 PM |
Can we rename this the "will
Can we rename this the "will
Can we rename this the "will Wisconsin score?" thread?
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 6:11 PM |
Score?
Score?
Score or Score 70?
January 1st, 2013 at 6:15 PM |
Meh they had one incredible
Meh they had one incredible
Meh they had one incredible game against a bad defense. They're still pretty terrible. 4-4 in the weaker half of this years big ten? They aren't going to run all over Stanford's run defense and they can't throw at all.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 5:58 PM |
If wisco wins..
If wisco wins..
Who gets the ring, bielma or Alvarez?
Hail! to the Victors Valiant Hail!
January 1st, 2013 at 6:05 PM |
Is the Stanford band allowed
Is the Stanford band allowed
Is the Stanford band allowed at the Rose Bowl?
January 1st, 2013 at 6:11 PM |
They were bad
They were bad
Wisconsin's band will destroy them. /nerd'd
January 1st, 2013 at 7:48 PM |
Yeah, dressing like crap and running around like idiots
Yeah, dressing like crap and running around like idiots
Makes them "edgy." And everyone knows edgy is "cool."
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 1st, 2013 at 6:08 PM |
Alvarez is a boss.
Alvarez is a boss.
Alvarez is a boss.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
January 1st, 2013 at 6:08 PM |
So of course in a game where
So of course in a game where
So of course in a game where both sides look alike, no uniformz. Go figure.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:11 PM |
Did he just pronounce Jane
Did he just pronounce Jane
Did he just pronounce Jane Goodall's name like Roger Goddell? I mean there is no reason necessarily that referees should be up on their chimp research, but he could have asked first.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 6:13 PM |
Did they just trot out Luck
Did they just trot out Luck
Did they just trot out Luck to make a sales pitch for the NFL playoffs?
January 1st, 2013 at 6:23 PM |
Ha intentional grounding on a
Ha intentional grounding on a
Ha intentional grounding on a running back has to be a first.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 6:28 PM |
B1G needs an upset in this
B1G needs an upset in this
B1G needs an upset in this one
The Team, The Team, The Team.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:32 PM |
Man Stanford's O is sexy.
Man Stanford's O is sexy.
Man Stanford's O is sexy. Look at them own the dline every play.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:35 PM |
Well I am sure this could
Well I am sure this could
Well I am sure this could have started worse, but I can't really think of how.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 6:36 PM |
B2 bomber
B2 bomber
Could have dropped a bomb during the flyover.
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:38 PM |
Might have happened had Ditka
Might have happened had Ditka
Might have happened had Ditka been flying the plane.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
January 1st, 2013 at 6:43 PM |
I would posbang you all night
I would posbang you all night
But I'm on my phone
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:44 PM |
Ditka doesn't need a plane to
Ditka doesn't need a plane to
Ditka doesn't need a plane to carry a bomb around.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
January 1st, 2013 at 7:41 PM |
Don't
Don't
Don't be so negative! They may revoke your citizenship in Wisconsin.
January 1st, 2013 at 6:56 PM |
Didn't Take All That Long
Didn't Take All That Long
It only took about 17 minutes of regulation play for Wisconsin to complete a pass, and for a 4th and goal at that. The Badgers' offense is really running on all cylinders today.
.....and stopped. Still 14-0 Stanford.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
January 1st, 2013 at 6:59 PM |
Think Wisconsin's AD should
Think Wisconsin's AD should
Think Wisconsin's AD should fire the head coach for not having Ball in on that 4th and goal.
"No man is more important than The Team. No coach is more important than The Team. The Team, The Team, The Team"
January 1st, 2013 at 7:14 PM |
Wisconsin's band just played
Wisconsin's band just played
Wisconsin's band just played "Shots" by LMFAO. Oh wisconsin...
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
January 1st, 2013 at 7:18 PM |
Tiger Woods y'all.Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods y'all.Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods y'all.Tiger Woods y'all.Its all good y'all.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
January 1st, 2013 at 7:33 PM |
I still can't get used to the
I still can't get used to the
I still can't get used to the Rose Bowl being on ESPN. Force of habit still makes me turn to ABC first, ready to hear Keith Jackson.
Go Blue! Always!
January 1st, 2013 at 7:33 PM |
Curt Phillips The Rusher...
Curt Phillips The Rusher...
Either Curt Phillips is a better rushing QB than anyone thought or Stanford just couldn't believe that a Wisconsin QB with three knee surgeries to his name could ever be that effective on the perimeter. Stanford seemed to have an indecisive "I don't even" moment before they began chasing him.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
January 1st, 2013 at 7:39 PM |
I too had that moment.
I too had that moment.
I too had that moment.
January 1st, 2013 at 7:42 PM |
Love watching Alvarez....
Love watching Alvarez....
Love watching Alvarez.... Does this mean Woodson could have returned to Michigan today? That would've changed things
In Hoke we trust...
January 1st, 2013 at 8:13 PM |
big ten. yeah.
big ten. yeah.
big ten. yeah.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 1st, 2013 at 8:35 PM |
With two teams wearing
With two teams wearing
With two teams wearing uniforms that aren't obnoxious and neither one running a spread I feel like I am watching a game from 1995 and I like it.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
January 1st, 2013 at 9:27 PM |
1995, eh?
1995, eh?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 1st, 2013 at 8:37 PM |
Stinkin' badgers
Stinkin' badgers
Hanging better than I would have thought. I would have thought Stanford would be up a couple TDs by now.
January 1st, 2013 at 8:43 PM |
Bonus
Bonus
So... Does Barry decide his bonus for making it to the Rose Bowl and the $50000 for winning?
January 1st, 2013 at 8:53 PM |
Huge defensive struggle.
Huge defensive struggle.
Huge defensive struggle. Designed tailback run plays go for about a yard a pop. Quarterback scrambles get maybe 5 or 6.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 1st, 2013 at 9:16 PM |
Yeah, how it's gone
Yeah, how it's gone
Let's have the Big Ten lose another game, but cover. Sigh.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 1st, 2013 at 9:20 PM |
The Big Ten always sucks in
The Big Ten always sucks in
The Big Ten always sucks in the Rose Bowl. It's a death sentence to play there!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 1st, 2013 at 9:23 PM |
If they were going to suck
If they were going to suck
Couldn't they suck by 1 more point? Half point covers are brutal.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 1st, 2013 at 9:21 PM |
I enjoyed that interview with
I enjoyed that interview with
I enjoyed that interview with Shaw.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
January 1st, 2013 at 9:21 PM |
Shaw...
Shaw...
What a dick
January 1st, 2013 at 9:24 PM |
I'm not sure that was his fault.
I'm not sure that was his fault.
Think he was getting pulled by bowl officials and ESPN people. Who didn't properly communicate with each other.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 1st, 2013 at 9:26 PM |
Ok...
Ok...
Better now
January 1st, 2013 at 9:21 PM |
Haha I feel bad for those
Haha I feel bad for those
Haha I feel bad for those sideline reporter chicks. Totally dissed. And with her on audio saying "Are you kidding me?"
January 1st, 2013 at 9:26 PM |
Wisconsin...losing rose bowls
Wisconsin...losing rose bowls
Wisconsin...losing rose bowls since 2010.
I've been waiting to say that ever since big ten champ game.
January 1st, 2013 at 9:29 PM |
We all will suffer because of Wisconsin.
We all will suffer because of Wisconsin.
Their blowout of Nebraska followed by their third straight Rose Bowl loss made the conference look as weak as humanly possible.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
January 1st, 2013 at 9:45 PM |
That's not entirely true.
That's not entirely true.
That's not entirely true. We'll look even weaker with Rutgers and Maryland losing bowl games as well.
"Long time listener, first time caller."
January 1st, 2013 at 10:09 PM |
The worst part though, is
The worst part though, is
The worst part though, is they aren't the first team to lose three straight Rose Bowls though. That dubious honor belongs to us...
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
January 2nd, 2013 at 2:04 AM |
Wrong! We are the second. Cal
Wrong! We are the second. Cal
Wrong! We are the second. Cal is the first.
January 1st, 2013 at 9:29 PM |
It was all Josh Garnett
It was all Josh Garnett
It was all Josh Garnett
January 1st, 2013 at 9:36 PM |
Big Ten
Big Ten
2-5 in the Bowls, 5-2 vs. the spread. (Or 4-2-1 depending on whether you got our game at 5 or 6)
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, and if you took the points.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Can't make up for the outback bowl, but a win for the badgers would make a little more jolly.
Warning: My imagination is inefficient.