Wait, Les fucked GM's wife?
Wait, Les fucked GM's wife?
Get him out of here before his Saints have another opportunity to play my Falcons!
for something that happened when he coached in the ESS-EEE-SEE? Once he's at Michigan, the NCAA's hands-off policy won't apply anymore.
Michigan will probably get double-super-secrit probation for Miles oversigning and our involvement with the payment to Newton's dad.
Considering Les Miles is in Dallas, TX getting ready to coach a game tonight I have to assume DB stopped in for cajun food?
Either that or DB is clueless as to the fact that Les Miles is in Dallas right now.
Maybe his people are meeting with LM's agent? Hopefully he's plan C.
According to FlightAware, the plane is now at KSAV, which is Savannah/ Hilton Head International. Another clandestine meeting or a chance to disappear onto the beaches of Hilton Head?
This is a thread from last year so perhaps the plane is used for some football business?
Why doesnt anybody want chip kelly from Oregon
This is the actual fake conversation on the plane 20 minutes after it landed. It begins with Brandon returning to the plane:
Mary Sue Coleman: Damn it Dave, where the hell have you been? I have eaten every Chex mix and peanut packet on this damn plane. If I keep this up, I will end up looking like Hillary Clinton!
Dave Brandon: What, didn't you like the pizza I left for you?
MSC: Uh, no. Now, where the hell is Les Miles?
DB: Well, funny thing. Coach Miles appears to be in Dallas. I have been told that there is a so-called "Cotton Bowl" today in which LSU is playing. Who knew?
MSC: Oh, what the fuck! Dave, how could you not know that? It's just like Tuesday when I had to tell you what "NFL" meant and why we lost darling Jimmy.
DB nervously drinks water and looks to the side for no apparent reason.
MSC: Not this shit again! David - look at straight at me and tell me that we didn't waste a plane trip down here!
DB: Mary Sue, I have to blame Rich Rod. I played for Bo and he always knew when the Cotton Bowl was. Rich should have told me.
MSC: You fired him. You can't blame him anymore, You own this mess!
DB: But, I am a strong willed CEO. Look at my pimp hand!
MSC: Good heavens. Since we are here, lets go visit Lloyd in Hilton Head. Maybe he has some vodka I can pound.
DB: Sounds good to me! Hey, do you think he would like some pizza?
Then the plane took off and the fake audio stopped, Of course, like everything else on this blog for the last month, this is based on pure speculation and stems from soul crushing worry over what appears to be total cluster. The vodka pounding thing, however, is a good idea.
Heard somewhere that DB's plane is in Scottsdale. You know who else is in Scottsdale right now?
Gruden, right? Isn't he calling the national championship game monday?
Coincidence? I hope not. You never know.
Anyone but Hoke or Miles...
...is headed to Thomasville Regional in extreme southern Georgia. Scheduled to land inside the hour.
N929SR is going back to Hilton Head. Apparently, Rogel's plane and/or its occupants simply enjoy Hilton Head.