Robot Henne on BTN

Submitted by BlockM on

Robot Henne is about to initiate "BANG COEDS" on BTN right now. Fourth quarter already, so you've missed all the boring parts where MSU takes the lead. 

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Seth

October 4th, 2010 at 5:57 PM ^

So, Chad, tell us what you were thinking when you beat Penn State in 2005.

Well....

Execute subsequence 40: Paterno Domination Mode.

...run_subroutineignore: "rankings"

...run_subroutineignore: "shoulder pain"

...run_search: "Braylon"

Search term "Braylon" not found.

...run_search: "Avant"

Search term "Avant" returns error: "Blanket coverage"

...run_search: "Breaston"

Search term "Breaston" returns error: "Fell_down"

...run_search: Braylon?

Search term "Braylon?" not found.

WARNING: Protection Breakdown in 0.3 seconds

...run_search: Braylon?!?

Search term: "Braylon?!?" not found

WARNING: Protection Breakdown in 0.2 seconds

...run_search: Guy wearing #1 jersey?

Search term: "Guy wearing #1 jersey" not found.

WARNING: Protection Breakdown Imminent in 0.1 seconds

...run_search: WHERE'S NUMBER 1???

Override math subsequence. Substitute New Math:  86=1

Search term: "Guy wearing #1 jersey"

Search returns "MANNINGHAM"
Status: "Open in back of end-zone"

...set_target: MANNINGHAM

...pass to: "target"

...end subroutine.

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IPFW_Wolverines

October 4th, 2010 at 8:14 PM ^

but he could still have a great game tonight. The Pats D is not what it used to be and Henne has some weapons this year. Biggest problem is the Dolphins actually letting him throw. They seem to have him on a tight leash in most games.

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Yostal

October 4th, 2010 at 7:05 PM ^

And mind you, this is a game where all of the following things happened:

* Shawn Crable tracks down Javon Ringer after 71 yards having missed the initial tackle behind the line.

* Ryan Mallett comes in for a wounded Henne, takes an eight yard loss, the ball pops out straight into the hands of Mike Hart who runs it for 19 yards and a first down.

* Henne executes a perfect drive to take the lead, capped by one of the prettiest touchdown catches I have ever seen a Michigan player make, a leaping, falling backwards grab my The New Math.

And yet, in spite of all of this, it's the moment when Henne is running off the field, by himself, up the tunnel, trips on the turf boundary, picks himself back up, and then leaps up and slaps the "You Are the Program" banner that hangs above the Spartan Stadium tunnel.  It's just a perfectly absurd little cap to an amazing game.

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