http://thegazette.com/2010/11/19/no-patriot-act/
The money quote:
“I don’t know how other colleges are, but when you walk around here, you’ve got people . . . you’ve got guys walking around in dresses and just these hippies,” Stanzi said. “They’re doing nothing. There’s the Ped Mall area down there, right in the middle. Those people are going nowhere. Those people are the people who don’t like America.”
I f'ing love Ricky Stanzi.
I don't get it, so he hates himself?
Cut your hair you hippie!
"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up"
Don't you get it? Every time
Don't you get it? Every time Stanzi cuts his hair, a gun law is instituted somewhere in America. Stop trying to kill Patriotism, you hippie terrorist.
Hail.
Why is Stanzi wearing a Tom Brady wig?
Brady is married to a furener named gazelle. Ah, the Jingoism dance. Does he have a passport?
I was JUST going to say that
I was JUST going to say that Stanzi looks a lot like Tom Brady here....
Look at them bangs! He looks like a girl.
Now, Scott Tolzien -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
LOL
I too wanted to make
NASA sets its watches to Johnny U.
"You know, for a bartender/bookie, you're pretty judgmental."
Sunshine?
Is that you?
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
Great Movie
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Manbearpig
I often wonder why Manbearpig never made the cut when Ol' Miss was looking for a mascot.
I know
It's like representatives of their whole fanbase rolled into one sweaty, mysterious beast.
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
Team America Captain: Ricky Stanzi
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I wish
I had computer skillz.
If you see one hippie...
Wow
If it was possible, Stanzi is even more awesome than I thought. How do you top a USA Flag tie and an awesome "America - Fuck Yeah" Mullet? Like that.
Who doesn't love America this much?
Touchdown Michigan!
If football doesn't work out...
... he can always get his own show Ricky Stanzi's Iowa.
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
Ducks
Glad Iowa didn't play in Eugene, Oregon this year. His head would have exploded.
----umhannon
Betcha
$5 he goes to Bonaroo this summer.
Cal man
as in, Berkeley.
All embed thread.
Humbly request that Brian write a new rule
For the message boards. "No politics - exception for ALL Ricky Stanzi talk."
I wish the B10 network had developed a segment where they followed Stanzi around during his career on road trips to Ann Arbor and Madison. Opportunity missed, B10 Network!
My guess
Is that most of us are unsure whether to treat Stanzi-worship as ironic or as sincere, or whether to see hippies as (marginal) representatives of a political stance or as a sadly misguided cultural phenomenon. My thought is that there's no real consensus here.
But yeah, I'd love to see Stanzi hang with the Hackey Sack All Starz on State street, then attend a couple of classes in the RC, then have dinner at one of the Co-ops on Washtenaw. That shit would get real real.
That would be fun to see Iowa
That would be fun to see Iowa play Cal or Colorado in a bowl game.
Hippies
Hippies play a vital role in the ecosystem though. Where do you think the good pot comes from?
Also someone go tell Stanzi that Tressel organizes drum circles.
Pop in some Slayer
and blast it over the loud speaker and they'll all leave.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
To be fair
I'm no hippie, but that would make me move on to greener pastures too.
Stanzi hates hippies but
Stanzi hates hippies but emulates hipsters, what's inconsistent about that?
If it involves drinking
If it involves drinking Pabst, nothing.
Of course he does
Look at his shirt...
David Cone is my homeboy...
so he's a dumb-ass redneck;
next.
no, but I grew up in Ann Arbor
and went to the University of Michigan. Hippies made Ann Arbor what it is today.
He's also a fugly-acious looking noodle. Looks like a dust kitty.
They had Hippies in 1817??
They had Hippies in 1817??
'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does
Hell yes
Lets see here...
What the Hell. -Jack Burton
Angry hippie? What did he do
Angry hippie? What did he do run out of grilled cheese and lose his homemade greatfull dead tapes?
Just do it!
Angry Hippie?
That's like saying, Intelligent Bielema
Wait
I mean, Stanzi's pretty funny and everything, but we do know that if he's not actually a dumbass redneck, he's playing the role of one. Right?
I mean, how many hippies can there possibly be in Iowa? He's creating an imaginary nemesis here.
I refuse to believe
I refuse to believe there's been a Big 10 football player to love America more than J Leman.
Stanzi really loves America...
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?s=3c90b10292339421db3b510bf61021e9&t=58190
Heres a preview
Great Photoshop thread of Stanzi being Stanzi.
ALL IN for MICHIGAN
New reality show idea: Stanzi
New reality show idea: Stanzi parachutes into the Haight armed only with a Luger and a bottle of Patchouli for barter. He has six months to start a successful field office for the GOP. If he wins he and J Leman get to do an Extreme 'Merican Makeover on a cable car. If he loses, he has to wear Birkenstocks for his NFL tryouts.
Just spitballing here, but I think I'm on to something.
also, I guess slightly off
also, I guess slightly off topic, but does Stanzi really have 22 TDs and 4 INTs only this year? Is he suddenly an NFL prospect? How have they managed to lose 3 games with him playing so well? I guess the demise of all running backs would have something to do with it but they've gotta be really disappointed with their season.
Special teams cost them
Special teams cost them basically any chance against Arizona.
A missed extra point created a one-point deficit against Wisconsin.
I didn't watch the Northwestern game, but those nerds always seem to find a way to beat Iowa.
'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does
On the other hand,
they absolutely should have lost the Indiana game.
"You know, for a bartender/bookie, you're pretty judgmental."
OL
Their pass protection was horrible against AZ. They might have pulled it out if the line had given Stanzi any time to throw.
I f'ing love Ricky Stanzi.
Hail.