Ricky Stanzi is America, and so should you.
The lore of Ricky Stanzi grows and grows...
There's nothing more ridiculously useless on this earth than those parasites.
But if you spend between six and 19 minutes with him, your life will be worse off, so make sure to wear a watch.
FUCK YEAH! COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY! YEAH!
A: Random Tostitos shots in the middle of Texas v Kansas. You know what else is great about college football? Bands...let's get 100+ shots in per game.
Q: Other reasons to be happy Fox is going to broadcast Big 12 (10) games.
See your future, BE YOUR FUTURE. The 2 hour special they just ran on that movie was awesome.
He and Brett Favre could have a love child that pisses red, white and blue.
F'KYEA! Monster Trucks!
Stanzi was our QB, well you know if we did not have DILITHIUM!!!!!
... you can git out.
When they "broke his jaw"...and then the rooster caws...I almost pissed myself (not kidding) I laughed so hard. Please Matt and Trey - new southparks please.
why the keanu reeves pic???
I was lazy and used the same pic for the blog.
My team name is the No-Talent Ass Clowns and I feel that Keanu Reeves really epitomizes all that a No-Talent Ass Clown could ever aspire to be.
Ricky Stanzi gets all his material from the back of T-shirts he sees at the local flea market. His philosophy term paper was entitled "Second place is the first loser: existentialism in 1920's Paris" and his art history paper was entitled "These colors DO run: Mark Rothko and abstract minimalism."
To be grammatically correct, the headline should be "Ricky Stanzi is America, and so should you be."