Retitled: Sparty is Little Sister/Brother E-Card
I'm not self promoting, just giving anyone that needs it additional tools for your Hate Sparty tool belt.
Email it to your friends... leave a printout on your Sparty co-workers desk... make it your wallpaper... tattoo it on your Sparty friends while they are passed out drunk....
But whatever you do, never let them forget who little brother/sister is...
Edit: Changes per feedback