Replacement Replacement

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:37 PM
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Elno Lewis
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Replacement Replacement

The corch who replaces RR isn't the important thing here. The guy who replaces the guy who replaces RR is. Allow me to explain. The first guy to replace a legend always fails. Just ask anyone who has ever read a sports page. So, you gott automatically know that the guy who replaces the current guy will have to be replaced shortly thereafter by another guy who will probably succeed. So, that means, we should hire Debord or English to replace RR because we know they will fail faster than other guys, and we can get the REALZ guy in here sooner. Who is that REALZ guy? Come on. You all know. You are intelligent, experienced and rational sports fans. So, root for the replacement replacement. Book it.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 PM |   There's no way that Jim (Score:1)
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There's no way that Jim Schwartz, superbowl winning head coach of the DEEEEtroit Lions, isn't the first name on the replacement's replacement's replacement list, when it comes down to it.

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:40 PM | It's got to be Bike Hart!!! (Score:1)
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It's got to be Bike Hart!!!

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:40 PM | dewd (Score:1)
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you see, you are just taking this toooooooo far.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:41 PM | It doesn't matter, since (Score:1)
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It doesn't matter, since everyone knows the job is Mike Hart's as soon as he's ready. Lloyd Carr said so.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:42 PM | Bo (Score:1)
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We will have figured out how to clone Bo by then......shit, make that Fielding Yost.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:45 PM | Absolutely faultless Aristotelian logic (Score:1)
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add a single integer to your point total, sir.

And, extra credit for the unintended use of "corch", which I believe is a fusion of "torched" and "coach".

Your opinion has no value.

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:56 PM | the unintended use of (Score:1)
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the unintended use of "corch"

LOL

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:09 PM | I thought he was implying (Score:1)
JD_UofM_90
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we were going to use Lane Kiffen as a replacement couch in RR's office.....

Or maybe it was a fusion of  the words "cosine" and "orchard".....Hmm....Ok, nevermind, I got nothing with that one......

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 PM | obviously (Score:1)
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the answer is gene hackman

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 PM | Bob Stoops (Score:1)
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I heard from a insizer that UM is talking to Bob Stoops. Either him or Pete Carroll. Or Bill Belichick. Book that.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:47 PM | "Corch" Caroopsachick (Score:1)
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It does have a nice ring to it

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:47 PM | Maybe Carroll and Belichick (Score:1)
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Maybe Carroll and Belichick will be okay if he offered them the two coordinator jobs. Why settle for just one? After all, THIS IS MICHIGAN!

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May 3rd, 2010 at 6:29 PM | Good Coordinators (Score:1)
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Now only if we can manage to steal God from Notre Dame...

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:46 PM | Jom Trekball (Score:1)
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Jom Trekball

No question, Jim.

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:46 PM | With ASSistant corch (Score:1)
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Cornelious Buttcheeks

No question, Jim.

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:50 PM | But isn't he just (Score:1)
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a TIGHT END coach?

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:53 PM | He was (Score:1)
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He was a Tight End, but after a stint in Columbus he's a WIIIIIIIDE Reciever!

May 3rd, 2010 at 3:13 PM | No, that would be.. (Score:1)
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Richard Fitzwell....

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May 3rd, 2010 at 2:51 PM | I CORCH THE SAFETIES AND THE (Score:1)
Cornelius Buttcheeks
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I CORCH THE SAFETIES AND THE MOUTH PUNCHINGS

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:52 PM | MOCKERY! (Score:1)
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I started this as a cerally threered and you dewds is a maikin a mockery of it!  A Mockery I say!

 

Where are the mgoidiot mods when you need them?  What the hell good are all these points if you  can't get a mod to fiax this shiat?

 

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:30 PM | But who replaces the (Score:1)
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But who replaces the replacement's replacement?  After all, they are probably chasing NFL money after they succeed at Michigan.  Abandon all hope!

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:58 PM | THE KNOWLEDGE KNOWS (Score:1)
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THE KNOWLEDGE KNOWS ALL AND SEES ALL

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YES

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THE REPLACEMENT REPLACEMENT WILL BE STEVE SARKISIAN

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YES

May 3rd, 2010 at 6:33 PM | For some reason (Score:1)
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Probably the "ian" at the end of steve sarkisian, but when I read that I initially though of Kim Kardashian.  Now that would bring in recruits!  Plus Reggie Bush has no issues with shady recruiting

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:26 PM | I think that mathlete will (Score:1)
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I think that mathlete will replace the replacement, who I believe is most likely to be TacoPants.

May 3rd, 2010 at 3:07 PM | Charlie Weis (Score:1)
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er....

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 PM | LLoyd Carr (Score:1)
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has not said anything, so it must be true.

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:38 PM | You want the truth.... (Score:1)
JD_UofM_90
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I think we deserve it...

"You can't handle the truth..."

+1 to you sir for risking the 3:30 departure on the neg bang train, with this comment....

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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:22 PM | I think the replacement couch (Score:1)
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I think the replacement couch will be a couch.  For me to sit on.

May 3rd, 2010 at 5:42 PM | I think you're lost son (Score:1)
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May 3rd, 2010 at 3:50 PM | Replacement Coach (Score:1)
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If Lane Kiffin is a replacement I will start a petition to fire him. I would never want him to be our coach.

May 3rd, 2010 at 4:02 PM | Woll Smoth opproves of thos (Score:1)
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Woll Smoth opproves of thos throd.

Woll Smoth

May 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 PM | If a tree falls in the forest (Score:1)
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but the satire goes over most of the forest's heads because the forest has been inundated by drivel for months, does it make a sound?
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:17 PM | The Knowledge said Rex Ryan (Score:1)
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The Knowledge said Rex Ryan would come. After he wins the Super Bowl this year he'll come coach Michigan right?

May 3rd, 2010 at 4:50 PM | Who is that REALZ (Score:1)
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Who is that REALZ guy?

Brian Ellerbe?

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May 3rd, 2010 at 6:12 PM | What's Gerry Faust doing (Score:1)
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What's Gerry Faust doing these days?  Never too late for a comeback.

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