Recruiting: Guilherme Carbagiale Fuck

Submitted by DISCUSS Man on

Please Beilein get him to transfer here. Please. He is a basketball player.

 

Fuck stands six feet, six inches tall and has been a force to be reckoned with on the hardwood this season. Through 26 games, Fuck averages a double-double at 18 points and 10 rebounds per game. Now Fuck has the chance to make his mark on a much larger stage at the Canadian Colleges Athletic Association national championship. On Wednesday night he was awarded all-Canadian status at the tournament’s banquet.

Fuck plays for the Medicine Hat College Rattlers in Canada.

 

http://medicinehatnews.com/sports/local-sports/2015/03/19/whats-in-a-na…

notetoself

March 25th, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^

google translate for "fox":

Translations of fox
noun
 
der
Fuchs
foxchestnutsorrelcunning devil
 
der
Schlaukopf
clever dickfox
 
der
Schlaufuchs
clever dicksmart aleckfox

emphasis mine

MeanJoe07

March 25th, 2015 at 2:28 PM ^

Fuck sucked when I watched him play. However, I did enjoy watching Fuck. I think think Beilein could develop Fuck's skills though. Seems a bit slow when attacking the rim. I think Fuck could be faster with some hard work.

Michwolverinefreak

March 25th, 2015 at 2:52 PM ^

I don't care if he sucks, we NEED this guy. Maximum minutes. Even if we suck for 4 years, it would be totally worth it for me to yell "FUCK!!" at the TV screen and get nothing more than a slap on the wrist every time I did it.