In response to Brian's "YOU ARE ALL TINY, TINY PEOPLE", I'm still at my 3-4 nose tackle weight. Basically I'm like Vince Wilfork, only an inch shorter, white and infinitely less talented. I'll be at the Ohio State game, and obviously want to wear MAIZE for the game. Alas, I couldn't find any shirt my size on MDEN or anywhere else. Basically, I need at minimum 4XL, but 5XL would be a safer bet.
So if anyone has anything that can help me, outside of advice on losing weight, I'd appreciate it. I'll bring Quebec's finest dark strong microbrew beer for the tailgate and after the game (provided you are of legal age).