Really really big Maize Rage shirts

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October 1st, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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Serenity Now
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Really really big Maize Rage shirts

In response to Brian's "YOU ARE ALL TINY, TINY PEOPLE", I'm still at my 3-4 nose tackle weight. Basically I'm like Vince Wilfork, only an inch shorter, white and infinitely less talented. I'll be at the Ohio State game, and obviously want to wear MAIZE for the game. Alas, I couldn't find any shirt my size on MDEN or anywhere else. Basically, I need at minimum 4XL, but 5XL would be a safer bet.

So if anyone has anything that can help me, outside of advice on losing weight, I'd appreciate it. I'll bring Quebec's finest dark strong microbrew beer for the tailgate and after the game (provided you are of legal age).

Thanks.

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October 1st, 2009 at 3:34 PM | Dude, (Score:1)
tmiller
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I would go for a UM Maize snuggie. THAT would make a bolder statment (this is not a big boy joke either, I am being serious).

October 1st, 2009 at 3:52 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
03 Blue 07
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Snuggies are awesome. Do you know how many kinds of awesome you'd be if you bought a maize one and did some home arts & crafts and/or took it to a screenprinting shop and had them put a block M on it or something like that. You'd probably be the coolest guy at the game. I'd be your friend. I'd give you a free beer for SURE if I saw you wearing that.

No, I won't be at any games until OSU. But still. Man. I might actually do that myself- the Snuggie. They make a U of M snuggie, but I think it's blue.

October 2nd, 2009 at 9:09 AM | I would feel to much like.... (Score:1)
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October 1st, 2009 at 5:49 PM | 1. Buy regular size maize (Score:1)
philibuster
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1. Buy regular size maize rage shirt
2. cut out maize rage and sew onto larger shirt
3. ...
4. profit!

October 1st, 2009 at 6:05 PM | Wear it small, show some (Score:1)
R_mahorn1974
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Wear it small, show some muscles.

Give me negative points

October 2nd, 2009 at 9:07 AM | Ain't much muscle left, I'm (Score:1)
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Ain't much muscle left, I'm afraid.

October 1st, 2009 at 7:31 PM | Not sure where you live but... (Score:1)
bigbluetrue
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Campus Den in the Rivertown Crossings Mall (Grand Rapids) has a big and tall rack. Here is the address, 3700 RiverTown Parkway, Grandville, Michigan 49418, they do have some maize shirts, just not sure how many. Good luck.

October 2nd, 2009 at 9:07 AM | We'll be coming in from (Score:1)
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We'll be coming in from Canada through Windsor/Detroit after a 10+hour drive, so I don't see us driving all the way to GR once we finally get there, but I'll keep it in mind.

I did check their website, looks like they don't advertise such sizes online. Oh well. Thanks for the help, it's appreciated.

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