So, the question has been raised recently of how King of Belch keeps getting into the positive points, when all his posts are continually neg-banged. I, through some slothful sleuthing, have deduced the situation in its entirety:
King of Belch is actually *SHOCK AND DISMAY* the alter ego of Brian Cook.
Let us examine the facts:
1) How could he keep getting positive mgopoints, when he's constantly being neg-banged? Simple: Brian has ultimate control over points, and could award himself hundreds just to keep his head above water.
2) Why would he do this? Possibly, because Brian gets annoyed at having to say everything politically correctly and in support of RichRod, and King of Belch is simply his personal venting tool.
Seems pretty plausible to me.