as translated by the Three Stooges:
MOE "Listen here you cabbage heads! those scUMbags just stole our dates!"
CURLY "She prolly left cause she ain't as pretty as my current squeeze, Nyuck Nyuck"
LARRRY "HEY! keep your hands off me you big ape!" POW!
CURLY "Why I outta.... wvooo wvoo wvoo wvoo"
MOE "Shaddap ya morons!" SLAP! "We need to figure out what those scUM suckers told our girls to make'em wanna leave us like that"
LARRY "I think that guy's a doctor. The other one's dressed like a lawyer"
CURLY "YeeaH, and Romeo over there looks like the King of Arabia!"
LARRY "Perhaps the girls were simply impressed by their social status"
MOE "NONSENSE! We have social status! Why just last year we were promoted to the Tilt-A-Whirl, were'nt we? And you Larry, didn't you just win carney of the week for twelve straight weeks?"
LARRY "No, I dropped the ball in Iowa City remember?"
MOE "it doesn't matter. We don't need these girls. We could have our pick of any one of these high-falutin' dames! Watch this..." *bowing low to the nearest debutante* "Would you care to dance with a gentleman?"
LADY "Certainly, if you could only show me where I might find one"
MOE "Oh pardon me ma'am. I didn't realize I was talking to a fridgidaire. Sheeesh!"
LARRY "Nice goin' Casanova. but I think you have something in yer eye" POKE!
MOE "What's the big idea!" SMACK!
CURLY "DERP! DERP! DERP!"