RBR Initiates "Michigan Hate Week"

Submitted by Croatian_Blue on

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2012/8/27/3271749/michigan-hate-week

Wow, that is all I can say.

For a team that we've only played 3 times, they really hate us and pretty much everyone north of the Mason Dixon.  They think we're pricks, elitist, and that they're following the rules as far as oversigining goes.

Well, enjoy!

Phil Brickma

August 28th, 2012 at 9:51 PM ^

At least Canadians have hockey.

I'm sorry, Alabama-Huntsville doesn't qualify. That shit is a joke. Them playing hockey would be like me trying to make moonshine, it'd be based solely on stereotypes and, in the end, I'd probably end up killing myself via blunt force trauma to the head. (Mine from passing out from poisonous moonshine. Them from some toothless Happy Gilmore wannabe taking a puck to the dome during happy hour open skate.)

CRex

August 28th, 2012 at 10:06 PM ^

Say we were offered a deal where the south is removed from the USA, but Canada is added.  You know the entire Upper Midwest is taking that deal without a second thought. 

BlueDragon

August 28th, 2012 at 11:27 PM ^

 

I hear what you are saying. Alabama is filled with a bunch of racist, ignorant, illiterate, obese, conservative rednecks. That’s all well and good, but last time I checked, those ignorant Alabamians have been building some of the best cars in the world for some of the most renowned companies (Honda, Mercedes-Benz), and are driving one of the fastest growing automakers in history (Hyundai). So next time you crack open a Pabst during the Lions game and try to harken back to the glory years of the big three and Bo, remember who’s busy kicking your ass in your two favorite pastimes.

Uncle Joey

August 28th, 2012 at 9:35 PM ^

 

moving to Michigan from Tuscaloosa, I was caught finger banging my cousin during recess in 7th grade.  The teacher said what I was doing was wrong.  I replied, “say what?”.

SmackJack

August 28th, 2012 at 9:41 PM ^

Their listening party will consist of an (extended) family of 11, sitting on a dirt floor, listening to an old PhilCo radio, eating Great Value corn chips, drinking Shasta pop.



We're basically Canadians, and you're basically Mexicans.



Only Bama fans can actually tell you what "dead crow" tastes like. "Screw taco Tuesday's, gimme some crow mammie!"

Buck Killer

August 28th, 2012 at 9:49 PM ^

Hmm, have a loss and still claim national championship from the Tuscaloosa Times. LMAO.... They truly believe people buy that BS. Lol..... Shhhh the entire USA knows. I wouldn't be calling people Yankees and be proud about that. Hey dipstick the Yankees beat your asses. You may not want to bring that up.

LSAClassOf2000

August 28th, 2012 at 9:50 PM ^

"They are the worst at losing because when they do, it’s not because they suck it’s some made up excuse about the weather being to nice or something equalling as dumb." - RBR comment

You know, you just can't get mad at these commenters, because trying to even comprehend what they are saying, in some cases, would require one to be "equalling as dumb". 

justingoblue

August 28th, 2012 at 11:06 PM ^

when you consider that our last losses to SEC teams in SEC country were...2011 (where we got blown out and haven't heard anything but "they won" regarding Mississippi State), 2002 (another blowout, over a not-so-great team) and 1997 when we lost by three to Alabama.

Everyone can tell how bitter we are about the SEC kicking our ass in warm weather recently...

South Quad Squirrel

August 28th, 2012 at 10:00 PM ^

Looks like this crazy rant was a FanPost, so it didn't come from the blog writers.

 

Which is good, because I would be shocked if SB Nation put one of their blogs in the hands of   someone who has that much misplaced rage.

mdsgoblue

August 28th, 2012 at 10:02 PM ^

Just remember all this is in good fun and not meant to hurt feelings. So if you're a UM fan don't get all butt hurt, m'kay.

Speaking of elitist Yankee douche...What's up with that? So because you were born a couple miles north of my home town that some how makes you a better person?

Looks like bammer got butt hurt before beginning Michigan Hate Week!

mattkleppe

August 28th, 2012 at 10:02 PM ^

That was painful reading. I have to put up with SEC homers everyday, so I'm exposed to this kind of drivel pretty frequently. Local talk radio down here can get really frustrating to listen to...although it is funny to hear Arkansas fans try and convince themselves that they're going to go 12-0 with JLS at the helm.  Let's be honest; if you couldn't beat Bama with Bobby Petrino good luck now.

NFG

August 28th, 2012 at 10:02 PM ^

How are we elitists when a majority of them still embrace the culture and wave the flag of the Confederacy which supported and left the Union to preserve slavery?

BiSB

August 28th, 2012 at 10:07 PM ^

I mean i’ve got cuzins that live in Michigan and I hate them cuz they blue and yellow and its not like a mild NC blue its that throw up in yer mouth kinda blue. I just hate em

Alabama: where "lolwut" is more than a meme. It's a way of life.

Wolverine Devotee

August 28th, 2012 at 10:13 PM ^

Who the hell wants to go to alabama? Who the hell wants to go to ANY school in alabama? It's hot, it's muggy, the people are gross and those damn accents. I could see if it was florida and it was by the ocean, but it's not.

Boggles my mind. But then I realize most of the players are on a payroll.

Wolverine Devotee

August 28th, 2012 at 11:16 PM ^

I have family who unfortunately lives in Birmingham and are tide fans. Aunt is from Michigan.

Hated it. I'm a cold weather person anyways. But just the history of that city disgusts me and what went down there. And I've seen people down there that still live in that time period. Not a pretty thing.

Yet they fail to realize that the best players on their favorite college teams are usually black.

Just an observation.