this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Quick question for the board
Are you drunk?
I may be enjoying some Summer Shandy in the privacy of my home on this well deserved day off.
A terrible drink makes for a terrible thread.
I will take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!
TAKE IT BACK. I love that shit.
Ug. Lemonade beer.
I'm as big of a beer snob as they come, but I LOVE me some Shandy.
and waited 8 hours for a half a case of KBS, I've been known to enjoy it as well.
Yes. We were in line at 6am sharp at Founders. From the reports that I had read about the previous year people that were in line by 9am were guaranteed one of the 300 cases. Thus, we had expectations of getting a whole case each.
I was number 601 and only 630 tickets were handed out. We drove all the way from Detroit, so there was no point in not waiting in line to see if we were lucky. Founders was smart to cut the allotment in half so we were able to get 12 bottles each. Plus, everyone brought beer to share, had some Pliny, DL, Speedway Stout among others. It was a great time, although I'm not sure I would wait that long again.
And I'm a girl.
However, I prefer my own home brew with a hint of Citrus.
Can see you drinking that.
Shandy is only good on the hottest of days and even then it's too sweet for me. Reminds me a bit of Mike's Hard without the horrible gut rot. I HATE Mike's Hard gut rot. Ruins my day.
And then I looked at the OP and was like WHAT?
Shane Morris has been offered a scholarship by Nick Saban and Alabama...? I'm sure this was just RDT's way of informing us. Lighten up guys, it's a good day to have a drink.
Yeah. ESPN is now listing an Alabama offer on Shane Morris's page.
Maybe Saban knows Shane will need big-time offers to achieve 5-star status, so he's helping us out.
and shane were tweeting a few weeks back about players w offers from ohio and shane said bama had offered him along with a lot of other schools he doesnt want to report them though bc they dont matter. tom asked permission to put the bama one on his profile and he said yes thats fine
mmmmm Happy Hour
I don't think this is what they meant.
Only RDT can make such a pointless thread and have more upvotes than downvotes.
We grade on a curve around here. He's an Alabama fan, after all.
that in an earlier post he said that FSU was a "prohibited favorite". I like to point out such things, but RDT was unassailable at the time. But now that his daubers are down...
Is right! I might be drunk.
This just made me laugh out loud. Now everyone around me is looking at Mr funny, thanks.
RDT created a thread and no one likes it.
Check the upvotes
I would. I'm assuming that evidence proving that RDT can do no wrong and that I currently look like a fool is found there though.
I may be drunk.
When your drunk no one thinks they are drunk on first thought....am I drunk cause that sounded better in my head.
What a rube!
RCMB envies your intelligence
When I figure out what RCMB means, I'm sure I'll have words for you, sir.
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If you decide to visit, It is one of the few English-speaking sites where English is not in fact spoken. Sort of an East Lansing attempt at Socratic irony, except they really don't know up there.
Royal Canadian Mounted Beagles.
Wait so Saban is sending Percy Harvin's brother to OSU so he can get Morris to decommit? When did this happen?
But more for historical reasons.
It's time for a nap RDT.
Yeah, a dirt nap!
Sorry, that was too much. I just love that term.
I was going to upvote, but then I read through and decided i might want to downvote, but then I kind of enjoy the hilarity, but also am jealous and want to downvote you for being drunk when I can't be...
And I guess what I'm trying to say is, my vote is for sale.
been more than fair on our board. I will give him a little slack and take some BS from him and then Upvote. Thus far, he understands what M is all about.