So here's a hypothetical, to test your dedication to Michigan Football. Let's say we live in the Bud Light universe, where all of the operational rules that guide us revolve around hot chicks, slapstick humor and... well that's it I guess. So your preparing for tonight's game, and at 7:45 a hot chick, who previously existed for you only as the object of your lustful gazes, calls you and the walks into your house. Your Tivo is broken, she is under the influence of some chemical that alters her normal perceptions and thus she finds you incredibly attractive, and there it is: your choice, sex or watching the game. What do you do?
A question of priorities: girls or tonight's game
If she is under the influence? Sober her up and if she is cool enough she will take care of you while you watch the game. If she is not, she gets the boot or waits in line.
There are 12 games EVERY year. Sadly...girls are not quite so regular.
And you can download the game if you miss it. Also, sex...when it's bad, is still good. Sadly, football...isn't.
Hell do the best of both worlds and have sex while watching the game....
I have yet to top this experience.
2006 was such a good year!
Doggie. Face the TV.
One potential problem -- you could go limp if UM gives up a TD.
I only last about 2 pumps with hot chicks, so I guess both.
For once, being quick would be useful.
Kick her out and lock the door.
Use the old "Hockey Night in Canada" joke as your guide. It's the only real option here.
8:05 (kickoff) - 7:45 (girl shows up) = 20 minutes.
I fail to see the problem...
Getchya Shoelace on!!
Pics or GTFO
Sex and the game, and she'll hand you a cold Bud Lite instead
of snuggling for the afterglow.
Anyone whose instincts tell him otherwise is an evolutionary dead end.
Watch the game, while having sex, and eating a pastrami sandwich.
"That would really be the ultimate"
+1 to whoever can tell me who said that quote.
Costanza. Too easy.
+1 to you, sir
while watching the game, I'll find you and pimp slap you. Enjoy!
Dude I'm married, I'm biased. If she's that hot, take her, if not and there's always tomorrow with her (or someone else) take the game! :)
No girl is worth a UM football game. Period. Even asking this question brings your character into question.
Well, I'm a girl myself but I'll answer like a man.. take both at the same time, kick her out, turn the game up.
How was that?
Easy, very easy. As above, give 'er a good rogerin' and then watch the game. Trust me, games will be played every year but new, hot, willing girls will not show up at your place for long... Hypothetical, right?
How much you wanna wager that he actually took our MgoBoard advice?