QUESO EMERGENCY!
last saturday got lost in the haze of thanksgiving, this is the first real saturday without michigan football. as hard as this season was, i have developed some sort of pavlovian response to football saturdays - i am now in withdrawl. even this early in the morning, my day has no goal, no focus, no punctuation.
only 40 of these left
anyone have any ideas on what i can mix with this big block of velveeta to get an spicy dip that is a hit with my friends and family? i am lost.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:02 AM ^
Hotel?
Motel?
Kaytel?
Bah... I give up.
December 5th, 2009 at 2:07 PM ^
Kayfabe?
December 5th, 2009 at 9:06 AM ^
quickmeals, please!
December 5th, 2009 at 9:07 AM ^
I am lost without a reason to watch BTN football coverage on Saturday mornings.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:08 AM ^
It's OK; I've been watching the Big 10 network. Go out to your shed and take out the rototiller, and bring it into the kitchen. Put the block of Velveeta on the kitchen floor, start up the rototiller, and chop up the Velveeta. Instant Queso!
December 5th, 2009 at 9:18 AM ^
1. Go to salon, demand Queso.
2. ???
3. Queso.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:01 AM ^
i too have had to battle a similar fire. to get you to a better place, i suggest:
1) your block of sweet velveeta. if not left in a cupboard unrefrigerated for at least 6 months, it's not 'ripe' yet. it truly is the king of chemical cheeses.
2) a can of rotel chopped green chiles. let the b10 network be your messenger of salvation.
3) a 1lb tube of spicy breakfast sausage (preferably some 'hot and spicy' variation-- jimmy dean etc, but i prefer some no-name local brand you can find in your freezer section). imperative you dont use premade patties or links. thaw, crumble and brown in a frying pan.
4) mix all three and heat in saucepan. serve with tostidos (dont settle for generic) or any preferred quality white corn chip.
enjoy
December 5th, 2009 at 10:04 AM ^
I thought Step 3 was: Profit
December 5th, 2009 at 10:48 AM ^
AWESOME STORY!!!! THANKS FOR POSTING!!! I KNOW SO MUCH MORE ABOUT MICHIGAN FOOTBALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:34 AM ^
the google describes mgoblog as follows:
mgoblog | Michigan football, basketball, hockey, and general what have you
its not just football, this would be under general what have you. this is a saturday morning post, it will be gone by noon and you can get back to telling us your opinion of who the second string nickel back should be and why it should be him and not the other guy and how with the other guy we are dead.
40 more saturdays. relax.
December 5th, 2009 at 2:16 PM ^
90% of the threads on this board are stupid, and off-topic.
and i get ripped for asking a legit question about conelius jones' position
makes sense
December 5th, 2009 at 11:38 AM ^
You might as well come up with a new sc because you have shown that you haven't changed. I posbanged all of your posts last night so you could post a thread and now regret it. Please leave and never come back.
December 5th, 2009 at 12:13 PM ^
Those little voices that tell you to stop taking your meds; don't listen to them.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:56 AM ^
you just use velvetta. Queso means cheese so your good to go. If you desire queso con salsa, go to the grocery store and get "El Pinto" hot salsa...stuff is amazing
December 5th, 2009 at 11:09 AM ^
The Big Ten network said "Ro-tel and Velveeta: together they make queso"!
Pretty soon you'll tell me the BTN doesn't show the start of every play on time.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:43 PM ^
Actually, I don't think Velvetta is cheese; it's "cheese flavored product." I find it amazing that "queso" is just spanish for cheese, and, according to velvetta, you don't even make it with cheese.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:24 AM ^
any saturday without having any BTN because your cable provider doesn't supply and then all the creamy fo dairy product sits in your local grocery store and the rotel jars of goodness never get purchased. You never microwave it or mix it and never get the pleasure of dipping white MAIZE chip into said bowl of fo dairy salsa goodness any day of the year.
P.S. Forty weeks of no BTN football hacks ruining my football viewing pleasure.
December 5th, 2009 at 12:33 PM ^
Unfortunately they are going to play a set of games we would prefer to never see again in all likelihood. I saw THE HORROR on ESPN Classic earlier this year... BTN will probably play the Illinois game. A lot.
December 5th, 2009 at 2:14 PM ^
I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday.
Lucky for me I've got a big block of velveeta, a can of Ro-Tel, about a pound and a half of steak fajitas i made the other night, a bunch of Bell's beer....
And I can't eat any or drink any of it while I watch the games today.
This is sheer torture.