Punching Jim Kelly and DUI
Is it possible for the MgoProgrammers to set up an automatic minus 1,000 points for any post with the name Harbaugh or Rodriguez in the body of the thread?
I would like to see that done please. Consider that an urgent I.T. request.
you may get an answer
problem is people would make abbreviations, pictures or emoticons in sub for their names.
Especially this talented bunch.
I'd call em Rodbaugh and Harriguez
Phuck it. Ur proly rite.
Don't you mean Phuket?
Phuket is a city in Thailand and is pronounced Poo ket.
edit: I only know this because my wife and I almost went there on honeymoon and joked about it all the time.
Jimmy-Boy and Richie-Rich
JJ and Wich Wodwigus
Well, there have been occasions where I wanted to punch Jim Kelly through the TV and I laughed uproariously at the "fistball" line, so I'm probably not the one you should ask. I've also known many good and otherwise responsible people who have got a DUI and learned from the experience to be better citizens (repeat DUI's are a much different story). I also just read about one our current coaches, who is a hell of guy, emotionally distraught over the borderline scurillious attacks on his character inspired purely by the decision to hire him at Michigan and I would rather not continue that tradition if we see another coaching change.
have we become here?
Jim never lost 5 games in his career , let alone in one season. You need to get your stats straight or Jim may be knocking on your door wanting to play fistball.
1984 3-1 Broke his wrist diving for fumble in the MSU game
1985 10-1-1 Beat ND,MSU,OSU. Beat Nebraska in the Bowl Game
1986 11-2 Beat ND,FSU,MSU,OSU . Lost to ASU in the Bowl game, OSU hired ASU coach John Cooper. I will gladly take that loss in exchange for the Cooper years at OSU.
24-4-1 for the games he finished. Never lost to our three rivals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks to me like a game of fistball is about to break out.
Soda Popinski would have been more appropriate!
Is it just me or is this clip getting some serious mileage around here lately?
it isn't you. I support RR, but this OP is deserving of thermonuclear action.
The Warsaw Pact has spoken.
Clever coupling it with a siren this time
Its like somehow attacking Harbaugh will make RR's job more secure.
and if he were to be the coach I would probably take a wait and see attitude before I was enthusiastic. I would not rule out a change of heart if appropriate. Treating a potential coach the way RR has been treated is the height of ignorance. Does JH deserve a break because he was a Michigan QB? In a word, yes. It isn't a wash for everything he has done, but if that is not worth something we need to pack up and go home.
As long as he punches Bielema, I don't care.
I want to play fistball with this post.
I want to play fistball with this post.
I don't care how many times you ask me, my answer is not going to change. Now go finish your homework.
mean double fistball?
One Two combination.
Two Fists. Two posts. Rocky Marciano.
That's a relief... although now I'm scared of my father for a different reason.
You do realize that none of those things happened within the past five years, right?
I support Rodriguez as much as anyone, but holy shit, this is just ridiculous.
Fuck the RR haters. Fuck the Harbaugh haters. Fuck the Michigan haters. And go fucking blue!
Yes, and I would like to see him punch Foster, Rosenberg, Henning and Sharp - not necessarily in that order.
A sequential, one-after-the-other, Three Stooges-style face slapping would be more appropriate for these four. Punching them is just a waste of valuable violence resources.
In today's America it is perfectly acceptable for men to cry. No sarcasm. These are not the days of Hoover and his bullshit rugged individualism.
Because I swear to God, if you start defaming Coolidge, I'm gonna play fistball with my monitor.
With all due respect, good sir, Coolidge was a thief and a tramp. His laissez-faire politics and all his,"the chief business of the American people is business" was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. All the roaring twenties produced was loose women with cigarette holders. I wish Harding hadn't died.
How about we discuss that...wait, wut?
There is a reason we don't discuss politics (including ecomonics) on here. You should stop.
It was a mock political post. But thanks for being a stickler for the rules.
so, everyone is mean to Rich Rod but fuck that drunk Harbaugh? OK. true colors and all that.
I think I'll go reduce some drag.
I like know this girl who like knows this guy who like is like an uncle of like this other girl who is like the aunt of like JH and she like said that JH like tried to kiss her once like.
Harbaugh tried to kiss his own aunt?
Ewwwwwww............ but like that was what I like heard.
I heard a girl who used to date Harbuagh say his penis has a winged helmet. Think about that.
No shit. I heard Thurman Thomas poisoned Jim's gatorade for years.
I also heard that Scott Norwood performed a Liu Kang Bicycle Kick (scream included) on Jim Kelly prior to the start of Super Bowl XXV. As a result, Norwood was out of his remaining kicks when he attempted and missed that field goal.
U know for not caring at all about this post whatsoever, I cant help but think what would happen if RR did this as our coach vs if Harbaugh did it. Immediately everyone would call for RR's head, but I would be willing to bet that more than half of the alumni, fans, and whoever else would be on Harbaugh's side if this happened to him while he was our coach. That sickens me.
an accent, after all.
if yew deoun't laiike eet thaen yeeeew ken jeust giiieutt aoouuuuutt
and was drunk before - but I kinda like myself still and feel I would be a good Michigan fan...
But a chimp is biting his nuts.
the 70K Drag Reducer.
Let's cut down the vitriol around here. I'm not convinced that replacing RR is the right thing to do, but let's not demonize coaches even before they arrive in AA.
And along these lines, I guess that we need to fire Berenson. He got a DUI and I will assume that as a hockey player during his time he got into a few scrapes. Obviously, he's unstable.
People make mistakes. It happens. To throw a given person away because of a mistakes they made 13 and five years ago is silly.
I really wish we could just open up the board to OT again... we have a month until the bowl and all we're going to get in this time is endless threads about RR and Harbaugh.
he was going for his soul-dong and missed and hit his head
You're strongly suggesting that, if Harbaugh takes over, you're not all-in for him? Just so you're on the record.
The DUI is definitely a black mark. Another one ought to be a deal-breaker (see Moeller). But he has since quit drinking and done a lot of public-service work in this area. So he deserves the benefit of the doubt, yes?
He honors high academic standards. His players graduate with degrees other than "general studies." He's well educated. He don't speak like he ain't done been schooled good. He projects what a Stanford/Michigan coach ought to project.
He was a very in-your-face player. Same as a coach. That's why his teammates and fans loved him. It's exactly what will beat OSU.
Man, it doesn't do anybody any good. I never understood the overwhelming need on the part of some to tear everyone down and probably never will.
But from people that witnessed the fight heard a noise walked into the room and saw Harbaugh in a headlock and screaming like a girl while Jim Kelly was ramming his head into the wall and later Jim Kelly told reporters that his back was turned and when he turned around Harbaugh threw a punch and missed and hit the wall and that's how Harbaugh broke his hand.
I don't know what fistball is, but I want to play! Oh, wait....
But seriously, I'm going to use that line on someone tomorrow.
sorry you were almost beat up by a quarterback 25 or so years ago, but must still haunt you. stick and stones may rabble rabble ......
anyhow if he wants to come to Michigan and run up the score on OSU and MSU and go for 2 point conversations when we are up by 44 I am all for it. would love to see the sweater vest come to midfield for the handshake and say "whats the deal?" and have him return with "whats the deal?".
More MGoBubble fun. We apparently can no longer support our own coach without tearing down everyone else's.
That is exactly the kind of man I want coaching our players! Bo always said to punch 'em in the face..
So do it!! Bring us back to the days where no one, coach, or team questions our toughness!
If we retain Rodriguez, so be it. I wish him the best. Harbaugh might take his place.
Why dump on the guy who might be our next HC?
We have a legendary coach right now that did something right up there with the things you mentioned about Harbaugh, but i know you wouldn't slam him.
So please shut the (fill in the blanks) ____ __
May I also note that Michigan currently has another coach who is a Michigan alumn and athletic hero, who has been in several fist fights, has racked up a (later reduced) DUI, and has a public urination charge. We heart you Red, please don't retire.
but, yeah. That's what i'm saying.
Congratulations MGOBLOG you are now just as pathetic as RCMB.
There is one thing that I really like about Harbaugh: He doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks.