It's been noted that Darius kind of looks like a young Obama. How about "the President"? He certainly runs the show for us. We had "General" Grant awhile back; now maybe we can move up a notch.
Any others? Anything to prevent "Butterfly" from catching on...
(Disclaimer: this is not intended to be any kind of political commentary.)





The pupa.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.