On the following:
1. The cupboard was bare. OK, our roster wasn't loaded, but come on already, this statement is so far past irrelevant that it really makes my blood boil.
2. How many wins will it take for Rich Rod to stay? He is staying. This thing is not over. This is not how this story ends.
3. Those who stay will be champions. This era of Michigan football has nothing to do with the 1960s or what Bo's teams did or did not do. To keep with this theme is to attach a context to this team and this time that just does not belong.
Any other suggestions. These are just tired. And they come out in full force after the first loss of the year and only intensify as the year goes along.