Preseason haiku

With the coming Fall

Promises of a return

Traditions restored

 

/pauses for fingersnapping....

Michigan is back

Ohio is crashing down

Order is restored

Nineteen Days away

Brings black cleats to the green turf

Fans pack the big house

Line, backers, DBs G-Mat has forged an army Pasadena waits

Hoke is tremendous

Golden, Michigan feces

Defense, defense, Please

 

the air is cooling,

now, hope burns like a lantern

for Michigan, come

 

come, fall, come winter

come now, oh second new day,

the smell of roses

 

the smell of roses

clenched between teeth, lips, vic'try

that old smell, roses

Mattison's defense
Hoke will restore the glory
Denard for heisman 

 

A new old era
<br>Many old questions remain
<br>Matt wile, welcome friend

Talk of football games

Will return to mgoblog

No need for haikus

Football weekends nigh

Sights, sounds, smells of Fall beckon

The Mich'gan Faithful

Defense is the key

Denard will score easily

Big House will be proud

 

 

"Tremendous" was Lloyd's, pointing at stuff is Hoke's thing Hopefully wins, too.

Might be arrogant

And if it is it is, but

We are Michigan

Tim and Tom depart At least '12 is almost full Crap, all those previews MANBALL approaches Hope for no fullback shuffle And Denard set lose

Autumn approaches

Leaves turn red and yellow, as

Men turn Maize and Blue

Coney dogs for lunch

burping onions is no fun

ready for football

To celebrate the hopeful return of sticky hands and smart decisions on the punt return team:

 

The punt goes up high.

An arm extends to fair catch.

Drew Dileo rocks.

 

We once were split up

Now hoke's brought us back, to the

Team, the team, the team

This is Michigan,
Desmond, Woodson, now Denard.
Leaders and the best.

Coach Fred Jackson says
"This haiku reminds me of
Shakespeare, but with skill."

Meanwhile, the Buckeyes
defecate into coolers.
HALOL and GO BLUE!

 

Ominous black clouds

have moved on to big New York

home of C.B.S.

 

The sun shines again

in Ann Arbor Michigan

Tradition restored.   

 

 

Football is awesome.
<br>I would go gay for Denard.
<br>Yup. Seriously.

Might win seven games.

ND is not one of them.

Michigan not back.

Hoke loves to say this:

"The team, the team, the team" for

paint covers "hard edge."

scents of burning wood

cold crisp morns once again

season's upon us

 

yost's big stadium

brandon's big marketing plan

hoke's big everything

 

on robinson's legs

and wiles' foot rest our dear

hope for salvation

 

now last year's record

and GERG's defensive beaver

fade in the rear view

Fitzgerald Toussaint Is the best fit for the first Line of this haiku

Martin and T-Wolf

lead a D that defies stats

Denard creates awe

Cheer well alumni

and do not sell your tickets

to our opponents

Sir Brady Hoke Points

at just about everything

we will all be touched

 

Too many wide right

oh no another field goal

please save us Matt Wile

 

Oh, ticket office

where are our student tickets

I want to know seat.

 

Haikus are cool

and make MGoBlog better

than all other sites

work or mgoblog

chicks dig Lewan's mustache tat

Blimpy quint with swiss

Snowy november

A biting chill in the air

Victory is ours.

 

Forever altered

Undeterred we ride to war

The future is bright.

 

under new regime

hard edge week is every week

fall features manball

There was this beaver

What the fuck was that about??

Time for 4-3-4.