Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle

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New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.

— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?

Roc Blue in the Lou

February 18th, 2014 at 11:52 PM ^

As first reported by 11 Fffing Warriors, oficials at UM are decrying the sudden dissappearance of Coach Hoke and the $10mil J.Ira slush, er Harris endowment fund.  According to our, er 11's, insiders, Coach Hoke was offered a stunt/ double role in John Goodman's new patriotic flick:  "This is America, Fer God Sakes" and couldn't pass up the opportunity.  According to a Hoke publicist, Hoke released the following brief statement:  "Now, there's no need for a bunch of fingerpointing..."  THE Uiniversity of Michigan, Norman J. Schwarzkopf Athletic Director, Dave Brandon, downplayed the crises and repeatied his confidence in his Head Ball Coach.  Insiders point to a very different Brandon reaction when discussing Hoke's escapades internally:  "He was mad as hell, kicking his UM Booster trash can all over the office and ranting over the telephone 'He has to wear the UM/Addidas label in ALL the scenes' it was like he was possessed."  We will continue to follow this story closely and provide continuing updates. 

Seth

February 19th, 2014 at 12:28 AM ^

Actually last time we had a blog-wide pity party I predicted both Kevin Newsome and Shavodrick Beaver would decommit/die/get dropped out of an airplane in a canoe.