Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle

Submitted by mocomber on

New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.

— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?

victorsvaliant01

February 18th, 2014 at 3:43 PM ^

On the moon featuring new Adidas spacesuit UNIFORMZ!



ALL of the Blog responds simply with "Space, bitches."

Mgoscottie

February 18th, 2014 at 3:51 PM ^

to do the old chemistry demo from U of M where you'd get blue and yellow alternating in solution, but the starch/malonic acid solution I used was too old and my blue barely showed up and it was more pee/orange colored.  It was one of the worst moments of my life.  

 

MaizeNBlueTexan

February 18th, 2014 at 3:54 PM ^

Damien Harris commits to osu right before tip off of the Michigan vs MSU basketball game. Michigan loses by 35 poitns at home and B10 title seems unlikely. Following the game an interview with Damien Harris reveals he wants to be the cornerstone of the osu class and actively recruits for ohio. Shawn Crawfords commitment looks to be in question as he will take an official to osu with Damien.

UMfan21

February 18th, 2014 at 4:10 PM ^

Mathelete plots a chart comparing the "dong punch" effect of the lowpoints of UofM athletics and plots it against the actual pain levels of receiving dong punches at different strengths.  This gives us the dong punch coefficient for each event which can be ranked in order.

Darker Blue

February 18th, 2014 at 8:53 PM ^

Do you guys remember how bright everything seemed in late 2007 when it was announced that Rich Rodriguez was going to be the next head coach at the University of Michigan? Its been all downhill since then. And no I'm not blaming RR.