Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle
New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?February 18th, 2014 at 3:42 PM ^
announces open audition for the Michigan Wolverines on-field mascot.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:42 PM ^
Kate Upton ditches current wardrobe for scarlet and gray clothes. The world sighs.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:53 PM ^
Your a dick
February 18th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
His a dick?
February 18th, 2014 at 4:34 PM ^
Mine a dick?
February 18th, 2014 at 4:39 PM ^
my dad went to Michigan with a guy who's name was, and I'm not kidding, Richard Dick. They called him Double Dick. Met him...great guy. Really.
February 18th, 2014 at 7:46 PM ^
Whose a dick?
February 18th, 2014 at 5:57 PM ^
Apparently she's left Earth entirely, citing "research" and "science" as the reasoning.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:42 PM ^
Brian tears his ACL, out 8-9 months. 11W staff to cover for him.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:42 PM ^
Drew Sharp, Ace Williams and Mike Valenti to share duties.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:43 PM ^
On the moon featuring new Adidas spacesuit UNIFORMZ!
ALL of the Blog responds simply with "Space, bitches."
February 18th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^
It's not me, it's you.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^
OT: Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot (royalties to Airplane!)
February 18th, 2014 at 3:45 PM ^
I feel dumber for having posted in this thread.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:51 PM ^
to do the old chemistry demo from U of M where you'd get blue and yellow alternating in solution, but the starch/malonic acid solution I used was too old and my blue barely showed up and it was more pee/orange colored. It was one of the worst moments of my life.
February 18th, 2014 at 6:01 PM ^
I just spent 1:39 of my life watching liquids spin around and change colors and I'm not disappointed. I think it's time to evaluate some things.
February 18th, 2014 at 7:08 PM ^
the final two seconds weren't good enough for you, YOUR MAJESTY!!!!!!
February 18th, 2014 at 8:02 PM ^
There were two more seconds?!? I need to watch it again!
February 18th, 2014 at 11:15 PM ^
Well, there was the music.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:54 PM ^
Damien Harris commits to osu right before tip off of the Michigan vs MSU basketball game. Michigan loses by 35 poitns at home and B10 title seems unlikely. Following the game an interview with Damien Harris reveals he wants to be the cornerstone of the osu class and actively recruits for ohio. Shawn Crawfords commitment looks to be in question as he will take an official to osu with Damien.
February 18th, 2014 at 3:55 PM ^
Replaced by Michigan's Coach Doug Nussmeier
February 18th, 2014 at 4:04 PM ^
Mattison to retire. GERG hired as DC. Salary said to make him highest paid assistant in college football.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
I don't have a dog.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:08 PM ^
Jabrill Peppers' foot bitten off by escaped pet alligator in New Jersey mall parking lot
February 18th, 2014 at 4:12 PM ^
AP 2-18-2014 "Kate Upton renounced her Michigan fandom, proclaiming herself "a big Sparty...go Green, go White!!"
February 18th, 2014 at 4:10 PM ^
Mathelete plots a chart comparing the "dong punch" effect of the lowpoints of UofM athletics and plots it against the actual pain levels of receiving dong punches at different strengths. This gives us the dong punch coefficient for each event which can be ranked in order.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:28 PM ^
All future games played at neutral sites.
February 18th, 2014 at 7:51 PM ^
We're only playing road games then?
I am just kidding!!
February 18th, 2014 at 4:31 PM ^
RBUAS writes a weekly feature on how much he misses Mike Hart.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:30 PM ^
Dave Brandon schedules Appalachian State as season opener for next 40 consecutive years.
February 18th, 2014 at 11:12 PM ^
And we go 0-40 against them. The upset of the century every single year, long past my death.
Not that losing to app state 40 times will kill me. It only has to happen one more time for the death thing.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:41 PM ^
2014: The Meme wasn't that long ago.
February 18th, 2014 at 4:43 PM ^
Bisb decides to repost the bracket of Michigan fandom worst moments from the past 20 years or so. Just for kicks.
February 18th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^
The guy isn't happy unless he is depressed. You must be tragic to be hip.
February 18th, 2014 at 6:03 PM ^
The internet declares sports blogs illegal. We can only get University of Illinois content, because, well, you know.
February 18th, 2014 at 6:19 PM ^
Class of 2018
February 18th, 2014 at 7:13 PM ^
Ticket prices go down. Ads come up.
February 18th, 2014 at 7:21 PM ^
BBall 2nd game exit (round of 32)
February 18th, 2014 at 7:44 PM ^
Is Brady Hoke the next Rich Rod? It's close.
edit: Nevermind. Bleacher Report already did that one today.
February 18th, 2014 at 8:31 PM ^
Unverified voracity paints nut sack maize but chooses wrong color paint
February 18th, 2014 at 8:39 PM ^
''Seven Nation Army'' is replaced by ''You Raise Me Up'' as the new hype music at the Big House.
February 18th, 2014 at 8:49 PM ^
Will run on Friday morning.
What do I win if I guess right?
February 18th, 2014 at 8:51 PM ^
For depressing the MGoCoolKidsCrowd
February 18th, 2014 at 9:08 PM ^
Since when were our readers cool?
February 18th, 2014 at 9:16 PM ^
Are you saying I'm not cool?!?!?
February 18th, 2014 at 8:53 PM ^
Do you guys remember how bright everything seemed in late 2007 when it was announced that Rich Rodriguez was going to be the next head coach at the University of Michigan? Its been all downhill since then. And no I'm not blaming RR.
February 18th, 2014 at 9:07 PM ^
That was more of a "omigod we're gonna die how'd they pull that one out of their ass?" moment. Go back to the moment Bo died and all that followed.
February 18th, 2014 at 9:19 PM ^
Yeah you're probably right, but man the point when RR was hired, things were looking up.
I've been in my labratory and I've cooked up a new slogan for Dave Brandon:
Michigan: Fucking up wet dreams since 2005