Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle

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New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.

— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?

LSAClassOf2000

February 18th, 2014 at 3:15 PM ^

Well, hopefully nothing else today anyway. The detailing of how Michigan's offensive line was last or near last on serveral advanced metrics and a video analysis of Frank Kaminsky befuddling us would be a pretty difficult back-to-back combination to top, especially in the otherwise calm month of February. 

That being said, if things go south on Sunday, anything produced in the wake of that game scenario could compete with the Frank Kaminsky one, I think. 

eth2

February 18th, 2014 at 3:31 PM ^

It seems like a really bad idea to suggest fake headlines like

"Out of control Perry the ACL Elephant goes on rampage in Michigan lockerroom." 

"Incoming OC Nussmeier to implement 1,200 page playbook found while cleaning out Borges' locker."

"Fred Jackson on incoming 2014 recruits: 'Meh.'"

 

We should not be playing with fire. No Sir. That's some bad juju.

boliver46

February 18th, 2014 at 3:39 PM ^

where Watkins and Canteen came from is a front for David Sills' Mortgage investment group that gets traced back to Bernie Madoff.  Thus invalidating the credentials of their school, thus invalidating their degrees, thus making them ineligible to compete at the University of Michigan.

 

/s