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New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle
This one comes immediately to mind.
you made me log in just to up vote you
there's a bunch of gravity there.....the phrase zero gravity makes me livid.
What is it?
The phrase was made up to describe a situation where the apparent effect of gravity is zero, which is obviously the case here...we are all aware gravitational attraction doesn't disappear just because you are in a diving plane or in orbit.
Has to be hockey.
Instead of a HELLO post it could be a Goodbye post. Recent recruit X can't provide documentation that he is a U.S citizen.
Didn't that actually happen with an early Beilein recruit?
Geez. I sure hope not, although it would surprise me less in basketball because the game is becoming more and more international, and recruiting reflects it a bit. I didn't even think of Stauskas, but wouldn't that be the depressing headline to end all headlines?
but he didn't qualify academically.
He didn't qualify because he played for a semi-pro team prior to college.
It's a shame, too. He actually turned into a decent player.
Dee Hart's arrest and release from St. Saban's roster
More ACL tears?
"MgoUser mocomber tragically killed in a freak domestic drone strike mishap."
Brian Is Keyser Söze... and Keyser Söze is Woody Hayes reincarnated.
Holy shit...I just got done watching that movie less than 10 minutes ago. So weird.
UM cant overcome early deficit in loss to MSU, gives up conference lead.
And everyone's hurt
Well, hopefully nothing else today anyway. The detailing of how Michigan's offensive line was last or near last on serveral advanced metrics and a video analysis of Frank Kaminsky befuddling us would be a pretty difficult back-to-back combination to top, especially in the otherwise calm month of February.
That being said, if things go south on Sunday, anything produced in the wake of that game scenario could compete with the Frank Kaminsky one, I think.
I can see it now...Michigan beat by two Kaminskys in two weeks. *shudder* Must. Cleanse. Brain.
Michigan Stadium naming rights sold to Waste Management. New name to be "Landfill Near Cottage Inn." The exterior will be painted green.
Either the post game recap of UM losing to MSU in basketball, or more analysis as to why UM will have a new HC after this season.
Please welcome our new site administrator, Section 1.
I kinda hope it's:
Robinson, Staukas, Lavert declare for draft. All likely lottery picks according to scouts.
*LeVert . . . he's the new Woolfolk
"Peppers, Bunting, Ferns to transfer to Ferris State"
Michigan coaching staff showing interest in Jayru Campbell.
A recruiting insider reports that "Michigan is not out of it". 10 minutes later he signs his LOI to MSU.
"From Westbrook to Brust: 20 Years of Heart-Rending, Last-Second Losses"
More Kraft macaroni noodle structures being erected outside Michigan Stadium. One home game per year being endowed as "The Annual Macaroni Game".
It seems like a really bad idea to suggest fake headlines like
"Out of control Perry the ACL Elephant goes on rampage in Michigan lockerroom."
"Incoming OC Nussmeier to implement 1,200 page playbook found while cleaning out Borges' locker."
"Fred Jackson on incoming 2014 recruits: 'Meh.'"
We should not be playing with fire. No Sir. That's some bad juju.
________ (fill in name) tears his ACL.
Brian, RDT, and Ace Williams are all the same person.
But not Wolverine in a bag
where Watkins and Canteen came from is a front for David Sills' Mortgage investment group that gets traced back to Bernie Madoff. Thus invalidating the credentials of their school, thus invalidating their degrees, thus making them ineligible to compete at the University of Michigan.
Why don't you give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it?
Borges rehired as UM Offensive coordinator.
TheGhostofYost's ban set to expire next week.
Dude gave ghosts everywhere a bad name.
"Mitch McGary: Why I'm giving up basketball to pursue my dream of getting unicycling added as an Olympic sport."
Eh the pain of that would be offset by seeing Mitch win a gold medal in unicycling.
unauthorized use of Muppets videos. Judge issues cease and desist order.
announces open audition for the Michigan Wolverines on-field mascot.