Potential Freep Sunday Headlines
-Wolverines don't win in regulation
-Michigan edges Illini amid sanctions resulting from Rodriguez violating student athletes
-Rucker goes on shooting spree--how this is Rodriguez's fault
Experts cite lack of faith, square jaw
-Michigan steals win from Illini; find out what else they stole in our latest witchhunt
Have at it, fellow MGoBloggers, submit your own!
November 6th, 2010 at 4:59 PM ^
"Our newspaper is garbage and we have a bunch of toolbag writers that work for us" ?
November 6th, 2010 at 5:01 PM ^
I feel sorry for you that you can't just enjoy the most important victory of the RR era without thinking of the Freep.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:02 PM ^
I'm just having fun, but to each his own
November 6th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
It will no longer be the most important victory. book it.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
It will no longer be the most important victory. book it.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
Very exciting. Excitement induced multiple posts
November 6th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
Fine, fine, I hear you. I'll "book it." Yeesh...
November 6th, 2010 at 5:40 PM ^
plus ones
November 6th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
they were actually pretty funny.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
Seriously dude, take it easy...the poster was just having some fun.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
...amid sanctions from Rodriguez violating student athletes? (that would be problematic, in fact.)
I'll submit:
Michigan Lacking Character in Win
sub - Roundtree drops keep his receiving yards under 300
November 6th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
- Michigan exceeds allowed regulation time to beat Illinois.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:22 PM ^
By illegally forcing the game to 300 overtimes, Rich Rodriguez exceeded the NCAA time limit on how long a game can take inside of Michigan Stadium on the first Saturday in November during cold temperatures. By doing so, Rodriguez has broke 12 double-secret major violations and faces a year in Lansing County Jail, where he will be hired as MSU's PR representative immediately upon his release.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:28 PM ^
This is great. This is just a great post.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:52 PM ^
This one's my favorite so far, and it looks like everyone agrees. Well done!
November 6th, 2010 at 5:53 PM ^
Perfect.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
How about we stop talking about the freep it's done and over with so we need to move on and just ignore them at this point
November 6th, 2010 at 8:35 PM ^
I'll stop as soon as we've reached "eye for an eye" here. No sooner ...
The Freep hasn't been properly punished for overstepping certain boundaries.
November 6th, 2010 at 8:53 PM ^
It's never over as long as there is ...freep.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
but I won't be reading that rag in the mourning.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:38 PM ^
November 6th, 2010 at 6:43 PM ^
the malaise and blue?
November 6th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
I hear they are doing a self-evaluation article titled: Being a Dickhead's Cool
November 6th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
MSU rolls. Other Michigan teams also play. Those results on Tuesday.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
Michigan wins with NCAA sanction behind them, Snyder and Rosenberg dongpunched.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:06 PM ^
Indiana... Indiana...
Let it go.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:08 PM ^
I can honestly say I have not read a freep article since last year's trash article. DB is too classy to do this, but I'd love it if UM put freep on 3 years probation from access to the football team.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:09 PM ^
Rodriguez, Defense Give Up 65 Points
Robinson Hurt Again As Rodriguez Relies On One Man Team
Five Turnovers, Rodriguez, Doom M to Overtime
Rodriguez Exceeds Regulation Time; Forces Players To Play Overtime
Rodriguez Fails To Beat Illinois (by more points than MSU, Dantonio)
November 6th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^
I really liked "Five Turnovers, Rodriguez, Doom M to Overtime", that's awesome
November 6th, 2010 at 5:09 PM ^
Rodriguez, Defense Give Up 65 Points
Robinson Hurt Again As Rodriguez Relies On One Man Team
Five Turnovers, Rodriguez, Doom M to Overtime
Rodriguez Exceeds Regulation Time; Forces Players To Play Overtime
Rodriguez Fails To Beat Illinois (by more points than MSU, Dantonio)
November 6th, 2010 at 5:10 PM ^
Michigan D gives up 65 in 3OT debacle
November 6th, 2010 at 5:11 PM ^
Rich Rodriguez has less drive to win than Brian Kelly.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:15 PM ^
Rare Tremor, Caused by Spartans' Dominating Defense, Leads to Missed Illini Conversion, Even Rarer Michigan Win.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:19 PM ^
RODRIGUEZ INCITES BLACK MAGIC TO BEAT ILLINI
November 6th, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^
Michigan Defense Allows 65
Last sentence of the article: Michigan did win the game, 67-65.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:31 PM ^
There's an old saying that goes something like "you should never pick a fight with someone who owns the ink". They did what they do and now we have to get past it. Any talk of retaliation or probation makes a great university look as petty as the people with whom we're upset. The one guaranteed way to make all of the nonsense disappear is to keep winning.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:29 PM ^
blows 4th quarter lead. um wins but barely.
November 6th, 2010 at 5:32 PM ^
November 6th, 2010 at 5:34 PM ^
These are all just as bad as ESPN's current headline:
"Illinois falls short in 3OT points-fest vs. Michigan"
November 6th, 2010 at 5:49 PM ^
MICHIGAN WINS THRILLER TO BECOME BOWL ELIGIBLE
November 6th, 2010 at 5:55 PM ^
I said the Freep, not the News, but +1 for accuracy and because I'm in a good mood
November 6th, 2010 at 6:02 PM ^
the reporter taken out on the sidelines was a Freep rep. Since it wasn't I feel bad for the guy cause he got nailed.
November 6th, 2010 at 6:03 PM ^
Why even bother caring what the FREEP headline is. Screw 'Em!
November 6th, 2010 at 6:24 PM ^
November 6th, 2010 at 6:58 PM ^
"Illinois beats the spread against defenseless, on probation Wolverines. Rodriguez required to attend class."
November 6th, 2010 at 8:11 PM ^
Michigan Wins, Somehow, But Didn't It Kinda Feel Like A Loss? I'm For Serious Guys
November 6th, 2010 at 8:38 PM ^
Exactly which guys are you serious for?
November 6th, 2010 at 8:43 PM ^
TATE FORCIER'S VIOLENT ATTACK ON SIDELINE REPORTER AT MICHIGAN STADIUM.
November 6th, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
pretty much sums up my feelings for the freep 