Potential B1G Slogans

Submitted by umhannon on
I am sure Delaney et al are working hard to spin this weekend's B1G performance positively in the eyes of the world.

Potential new B1G slogans:

B1G: We're prettier and richer than the MAC. Sorta.

B1G: Keith Jackson used to cheer for us.

B1G: A stronger basketball conference.

B1G: Still better than the Big East

Any suggestions?

aiglick

September 9th, 2012 at 12:33 AM ^

B1G: Maybe next year.

Seriously at the end of the day the bowls are going to determine perception. Ah whatever today was not a great day for the conference.

At least we won.

MGoblu8

September 9th, 2012 at 12:46 AM ^

B1G: We used to be good. No, really! In fact, one former Big Ten QB was quoted as saying, "Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Yeah, if coach woulda put me in in the 4th quarter, we'd have won the national championship. No doubt." Obviously, this is just a slump.

LSAClassOf2000

September 9th, 2012 at 6:30 AM ^

If some famous ad campaigns had been B1G-related...

"Soon, there will be two kinds of players. Players that play football, and players that play in the B1G"

"Have you played in the B1G lately?"

"A different kind of conference, a different kind of football"

"Delightfully tacky, yet tradition-rich"

steve sharik

September 9th, 2012 at 1:13 PM ^

Where the players' moms buy everyone ice cream after the games.

Seriously, how come our players weren't walking off the field at Jerryworld with Bomb-Pops and ice cream sandwiches?