so much for that
Potential B1G Slogans
I am sure Delaney et al are working hard to spin this weekend's B1G performance positively in the eyes of the world.
Potential new B1G slogans:
B1G: We're prettier and richer than the MAC. Sorta.
B1G: Keith Jackson used to cheer for us.
B1G: A stronger basketball conference.
B1G: Still better than the Big East
Any suggestions?
Potential new B1G slogans:
B1G: We're prettier and richer than the MAC. Sorta.
B1G: Keith Jackson used to cheer for us.
B1G: A stronger basketball conference.
B1G: Still better than the Big East
Any suggestions?
September 8th, 2012 at 11:13 PM | 
B1G: It's all Dave Brandon's
B1G: It's all Dave Brandon's
September 9th, 2012 at 12:04 AM |
hmm
hmm
B1G: Where '3 yards and a could of dust' ends up biting you in the ass!
OH, and this is totally Dave Brandon's fault!
September 8th, 2012 at 11:16 PM |
B1G: At Least Were Not the
B1G: At Least Were Not the
B1G: At Least Were Not the Big East
We must not falter! Show strength, show courage, show pride, but show no mercy!
September 8th, 2012 at 11:24 PM |
you may be psychic
you may be psychic
I was going to say . . .
B1G - Where the Big East plays in the Midwest
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
September 8th, 2012 at 11:17 PM |
JFT?
JFT?
Just fucking terrible?
September 8th, 2012 at 11:38 PM |
B1G: For our fanbase,
B1G: For our fanbase,
B1G: For our fanbase, butthurt is not a reaction. It is a way of life.
Hail.
September 9th, 2012 at 1:51 AM |
Interntz winner
Interntz winner
Interntz winner
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
September 8th, 2012 at 11:18 PM |
B1G: None of you will have
B1G: None of you will have
B1G: None of you will have your very own hockey conference next year like we will.
North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe
September 8th, 2012 at 11:18 PM |
Our Northwestern is better
Our Northwestern is better
Our Northwestern is better than your Northwestern
Sincerely,
Cpt. Ass-Hat
September 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
+1 for Vanderbilt and +1 for
+1 for Vanderbilt and +1 for
+1 for Vanderbilt and +1 for Duke. -1 Stanford.
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
September 8th, 2012 at 11:57 PM |
I like how NW-Vandy and
I like how NW-Vandy and
I like how NW-Vandy and Duke-Stanford happened on the same night.
September 9th, 2012 at 12:00 AM |
Should have called it
Should have called it
Quiz bowls I and II
2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
September 9th, 2012 at 1:36 AM |
B1G: our ignorant fans
B1G: our ignorant fans
B1G: our ignorant fans constantly incorrectly label "NU" as "NW"
September 9th, 2012 at 2:29 AM |
Assuming it's not obvious...
Assuming it's not obvious...
The alternative is explaining who "NU" is to 90% of the people you may be communicating with.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:19 PM |
B1G: Woody and Bo used to
B1G: Woody and Bo used to
B1G: Woody and Bo used to coach here
----umhannon
September 8th, 2012 at 11:20 PM |
B1G: We're fat and slow and
B1G: We're fat and slow and
B1G: We're fat and slow and horrible at everything, just like ESPN told you.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
September 8th, 2012 at 11:21 PM |
B1G: At least we didn't lose
B1G: At least we didn't lose
B1G: At least we didn't lose to Louisiana-Monroe tonight
September 8th, 2012 at 11:21 PM |
Where we will always hate
Where we will always hate
Where we will always hate Ohio state.
Do you bleed blue?
September 8th, 2012 at 11:23 PM |
B1g: where we specialize in
B1g: where we specialize in
B1g: where we specialize in asshat football coaches
September 8th, 2012 at 11:24 PM |
Ugh.
Ugh.
It seems like the B1G gets worse every year. Starting to get depressing. Even our conference addition has joined in on the mediocrity. Maybe it's time we start playing by SEC rules.
September 9th, 2012 at 9:03 AM |
Catchy
Catchy
Catchy
September 9th, 2012 at 4:19 PM |
Not as catchy
Not as catchy
as your tag.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:25 PM |
B1G: We once had U of
B1G: We once had U of
B1G: We once had U of Chicago. Really smart.
B1G: 1997 and 2002. Suck it y'all!!!
B1G: We have Hockey! (or 6/12ths)
Class of '97: 4 Years -- 4 Four-loss seasons
September 9th, 2012 at 10:25 AM |
6/12ths??
6/12ths??
It's been a while since math class but I'm pretty sure 6/12 is and always should be written 1/2 or simply half of twelve.
If you spell Crisler like the car company you should hand in your fan card before the next meeting.... Same goes for Ferry Field
September 8th, 2012 at 11:26 PM |
B1G: We have our own network
B1G: We have our own network
B1G: We have our own network
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
September 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
B1G: Where Zook got to a BCS
B1G: Where Zook got to a BCS
B1G: Where Zook got to a BCS Game
----umhannon
September 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
B1G: Yes we'll lose the Rose Bowl game too
B1G: Yes we'll lose the Rose Bowl game too
B1G: Yes we'll lose the Rose Bowl game too
September 8th, 2012 at 11:29 PM |
B10: We Suck [sung to
B10: We Suck [sung to
B10: We Suck [sung to "Temptation"]
B10: Integrity Is Irrelevant
B10: Can we get rid of Legends and Leaders now?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
September 8th, 2012 at 11:29 PM |
The Big Ten: Where have an
The Big Ten: Where have an
The Big Ten: Where have an assload of cash from our TV network.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:30 PM |
B1G: We're sorry...
B1G: We're sorry...
B1G: We're sorry...
"Welllllllll..."
September 8th, 2012 at 11:39 PM |
Did anyone else just read
Did anyone else just read
Did anyone else just read that in the voice of the BP spokesperson from the southpark Khtulu trilogy. While visualizing him laying naked on bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire.
"There are many like it, but this one is mine"
September 8th, 2012 at 11:41 PM |
+1 to you, good sir!
+1 to you, good sir!
+1 to you, good sir!
"Welllllllll..."
September 8th, 2012 at 11:33 PM |
B1G: No Under Armour or Avia
B1G: No Under Armour or Avia
B1G: No Under Armour or Avia sponsored teams
----umhannon
September 8th, 2012 at 11:37 PM |
northwestern switched to
northwestern switched to
northwestern switched to under armour for this year.
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
September 8th, 2012 at 11:40 PM |
Not Avia though.
Not Avia though.
Not Avia though.
----umhannon
September 9th, 2012 at 12:26 AM |
possibilities abound
possibilities abound
But could a deal with Keds be in the works for the guys in maize and blue? Yes, Dave Brandon, I am looking in your general direction, and I am concerned. Very concerned . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
September 8th, 2012 at 11:37 PM |
B1G: At Least Northwestern
B1G: At Least Northwestern
B1G: At Least Northwestern Can Beat BCS Opponents!
Seriously, the conference has two wins against BCS opponents so far this year, the Wildcats have them both.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:37 PM |
B10
B10
We may be worse at football than you, but at least we can count...except when it comes to how many football teams we have.
"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo
September 8th, 2012 at 11:43 PM |
At least Northwestern beat Vandy!
At least Northwestern beat Vandy!
B1G IS better than SEC!
September 8th, 2012 at 11:47 PM |
Say what you like about the B1G
Say what you like about the B1G
but we do a great job of preparing coaches for a career as color man on C-USA games.
I wonder who will follow Zook into the chair, when his number is finally called?
September 8th, 2012 at 11:47 PM |
B1G
B1G
We've got the looks of Bielema, the charm of Dantonio, and the ethics of Meyer, all in one conference - B1G . . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
September 8th, 2012 at 11:56 PM |
This wins
This wins
This wins
----umhannon
September 9th, 2012 at 12:08 AM |
Penn State
Penn State
You didn't even have to go there...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
September 8th, 2012 at 11:48 PM |
How about:
How about:
The B1G: Proof that college athletes shouldn't be paid.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:50 PM |
The B1G
The B1G
The B1G: (shrugs shoulders) ... Meh.
"Hoke, you're my best friend," - Miss Daisy.
September 8th, 2012 at 11:57 PM |
B1G
B1G
Your SEC O-line may be bigger than our O-line, but our cheerleaders are much larger than yours, so it all evens out for the B1G . . . .
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
September 8th, 2012 at 11:57 PM |
The B1G: Sorry
The B1G: Sorry
The B1G: Sorry
September 8th, 2012 at 11:57 PM |
The B1G
The B1G
We'll kick your ass in agriculture
"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"
September 9th, 2012 at 12:00 AM |
B1G: Our teams are as good as
B1G: Our teams are as good as
B1G: Our teams are as good as our business decisions
September 9th, 2012 at 12:02 AM |
B1G: A hot bag of ass
B1G: A hot bag of ass
B1G: A hot bag of ass
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
B1G: It's all Dave Brandon's fault! - Brian
"Here we are at Ohio Stadium, in front of 10,000 alumni and 74,000 truck drivers." - Bob Ufer