B1G: It's all Dave Brandon's fault! - Brian
to play football, not to play trumpet
B1G: It's all Dave Brandon's fault! - Brian
B1G: Where '3 yards and a could of dust' ends up biting you in the ass!
OH, and this is totally Dave Brandon's fault!
B1G: At Least Were Not the Big East
I was going to say . . .
B1G - Where the Big East plays in the Midwest
Just fucking terrible?
B1G: For our fanbase, butthurt is not a reaction. It is a way of life.
B1G: None of you will have your very own hockey conference next year like we will.
Our Northwestern is better than your Northwestern
+1 for Vanderbilt and +1 for Duke. -1 Stanford.
I like how NW-Vandy and Duke-Stanford happened on the same night.
Quiz bowls I and II
B1G: our ignorant fans constantly incorrectly label "NU" as "NW"
The alternative is explaining who "NU" is to 90% of the people you may be communicating with.
B1G: Woody and Bo used to coach here
B1G: At least we didn't lose to Louisiana-Monroe tonight
Where we will always hate Ohio state.
B1g: where we specialize in asshat football coaches
It seems like the B1G gets worse every year. Starting to get depressing. Even our conference addition has joined in on the mediocrity. Maybe it's time we start playing by SEC rules.
as your tag.
B1G: We once had U of Chicago. Really smart.
B1G: 1997 and 2002. Suck it y'all!!!
B1G: We have Hockey! (or 6/12ths)
It's been a while since math class but I'm pretty sure 6/12 is and always should be written 1/2 or simply half of twelve.
B1G: We have our own network
B1G: Where Zook got to a BCS Game
B1G: Yes we'll lose the Rose Bowl game too
B10: We Suck [sung to "Temptation"]
B10: Integrity Is Irrelevant
B10: Can we get rid of Legends and Leaders now?
The Big Ten: Where have an assload of cash from our TV network.
B1G: We're sorry...
Did anyone else just read that in the voice of the BP spokesperson from the southpark Khtulu trilogy. While visualizing him laying naked on bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire.
+1 to you, good sir!
B1G: No Under Armour or Avia sponsored teams
northwestern switched to under armour for this year.
Not Avia though.
But could a deal with Keds be in the works for the guys in maize and blue? Yes, Dave Brandon, I am looking in your general direction, and I am concerned. Very concerned . . .
B1G: At Least Northwestern Can Beat BCS Opponents!
Seriously, the conference has two wins against BCS opponents so far this year, the Wildcats have them both.
We may be worse at football than you, but at least we can count...except when it comes to how many football teams we have.
B1G IS better than SEC!
but we do a great job of preparing coaches for a career as color man on C-USA games.
I wonder who will follow Zook into the chair, when his number is finally called?
We've got the looks of Bielema, the charm of Dantonio, and the ethics of Meyer, all in one conference - B1G . . . .
You didn't even have to go there...
The B1G: Proof that college athletes shouldn't be paid.
The B1G: (shrugs shoulders) ... Meh.
Your SEC O-line may be bigger than our O-line, but our cheerleaders are much larger than yours, so it all evens out for the B1G . . . .
The B1G: Sorry
We'll kick your ass in agriculture
B1G: Our teams are as good as our business decisions
B1G: A hot bag of ass
B1G: Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.
B1G: An unbeaten record vs. the SEC (on Jeopardy college week)
B1G: Hey, someone will win the conference.
B1G: Where Michigan and Ohio State will dominate for the next ten years.
B1G: I heard you like rematches!
B1G - We do NOT suck as badly as you think we do.
Yes we do.
B1G: You mean they've been keeping score of these games ?
B1G: Maybe next year.
Seriously at the end of the day the bowls are going to determine perception. Ah whatever today was not a great day for the conference.
At least we won.
B1G Football: It cant get any worse.
Don't say that.
The B1G : Play half game, still get whole snow cone.
B1G: because the SEC doesn't have White Castle.
B1G: We used to be good. No, really! In fact, one former Big Ten QB was quoted as saying, "Back in '82, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Yeah, if coach woulda put me in in the 4th quarter, we'd have won the national championship. No doubt." Obviously, this is just a slump.
The Tyler Perry of NCAA Conferences!
(Blindly loyal fanbase, widely criticized outside of said fanbase, still rolling in money)
B1G: Oranges at halftime no matter the score.
B1G: Our blogs r bet-r
B1G: Where slow and steady wins, well wins nothing really.
B1G: So how many rosebowls has the SEC been to?
B1G: Just wait till conference play starts... then half of us will HAVE to win.
B1G: We have the most fans and cash per win of any conference.
B1G: we'll embarrass ourselves in 30 minutes or it's free!
B1G: We no longer wait till bowl games to prove we suck
Also, logo idea: dumpster fire
B1G: Game over man! Game over
B1G: Nuke us from space. It's the only way to be sure
edit: BOOM! Triple post!
Thank you Wisconsin.
USC would only beat northwestern by 7?
We can only get better?
If some famous ad campaigns had been B1G-related...
"Soon, there will be two kinds of players. Players that play football, and players that play in the B1G"
"Have you played in the B1G lately?"
"A different kind of conference, a different kind of football"
"Delightfully tacky, yet tradition-rich"
Lots of fans, but still no funny catchphrases
Oh shit not again!!!
B1G:"Look: our helmets got wings!"
B1G: come for the engineering schools, stay because you might get to touch a girl's boob
Home of the patsy..........I mean pasty.
B1G: Pretty good for undersigners.
B1G: We are kind enough to include Penn State
Big no zook is no longer a coach here
B1G: Tradition used to be a thing here....shakes fist at Dave Brandon, tradition hating god
Where the players' moms buy everyone ice cream after the games.
Seriously, how come our players weren't walking off the field at Jerryworld with Bomb-Pops and ice cream sandwiches?