spoiler alert: i linked this
Posbang Overflow Thread
I'm on the ground floor!
I'll +1 that all day!
...that emotion. plus 1 for your plus 1.
T8Gr8: "Bo's helmet ain't got wings."
T8Gr8: "That's how we roll. Straight brimmin, no wingin'"
FreeAgentCone: "Rhymes are weak"
T8Gr8: "What are you talking about?"
FreeAgentCone: "SHIT'S WEAK!"
FreeAgentCone: "Tu meirda es débilllllll"
T8Gr8: "You know what..."
T8Gr8: "I'm out"
*T8Gr8 has left the chat*
FreeAgentCone: "Bilingual up on ya. I don't know how to act.
FreeAgentCone: "Slow motion for me. Slow motion for me. Slow motion for me ..."
I'll always posbang the Coner.
Wait, that didn't sound good.
Two out of the five words you used were "posbang" and "Coner." That sounds good in my book.
Man, Coner is so GA like chipper from the Braves
Laughter is always the best medicine for a broken down sould... until September 4th at least.... then beating down UConn will be a suitible replacement.
Go most amazing thread ever! And Go Blue!
Nice. You've been a poster for like a week and have so many mgopoints. Your stuff is hilarious.
because your avatar is hot.
Thanks for that, I needed a laugh today.
Can't argue this.
Great shirt idea "I was part of the great pos bang of '10". Make it happen six zero.
heal dislocated ankles?
Only if you can find the ankle first!
Not the ones that our enemies will suffer while chasing around Denard this fall.
Ankle healing *could* be facilitated.
would that then imply that you need to give pos bangs to get an ankle healed??? All the more reason for more pos bangin'!
...but also the posbang *occurrence* enables positive Karma.
I'd buy that shirt, even though those Gildan shirts shrink to a Baby Gap T after one wash. Hook it up, UGP!
Gildan shirts require at least a one size upgrade. I swear they shrink a little more after each wash. Might as well order a 4x.
I would buy that. Especially if you could buy it with the points acquired at the great pos bang of '10.
bang that pos for michigan
I think I 'came' too late to the pos-bang.
At least you got to show your O face.
..than too early.
Thats what she said
I have a blackberry storm and I apologize.
Fuck it. Plus 1.
I'm late to the party but please sir may I have an mgopoint?
Just kidding, of course. 2 more MGoPoints are heading your way.
Am I too late?? Again??
AWWW here it goes
Is it too late to join in on the pos bang?
Didn't see the announcement but this is good news.
I also like points.
So do I.
You make a good point there. Well done!
+1 for awesome, smart avartar.
Plus one for awesome wings on your 'avartar'. You must've impressed corch with your conditioning work this summer!
For posting in this thread.
Because the thread demands it!!!!!
Mgoposbang iz good
Plus one for locking in speling mistake.
For spelling "Spelling" wrong.
Does that mean I get +1 too?
Zoltan will always got wings.
Poor Hagerup. How do you live up to the Zoltan??
Zoltan will go to the future in which he has created bionic limbs for football players. He will bestow the great gift unto Hagerup in return for service in his space armada.
Also, he will try to bestow one unto T-Wolf as well. However, T-Wolf will decline stating, "Thank you, but no. I want to crush OSU, MSU, and ND with my own extremities next year."
This is all true. I read it on a tweet earlier today.
T8Gr8: "Are you saying you want to 'transfer' the attention over to this thread?"
TortoiseAndTheHair: " I don't have any points "
TortoiseAndTheHair: " "
this and the one in the front page post. They're gold, Jerry!
You are quickly becoming my favorite stranger.
I'm not sure where you came from, but please stick around a while. Grab a chair. Coffee? Tea? Rack of lamb?
is on me
I got the 457th round and 468th. +1 to all, and to all a goodnight!
Upvotes go well with a nice bourbon.....
The season can't get here soon enough!
Seriously... look at that guy. Everyone went to high school with a prick just like Johnny... and how bad did you want to do a swan kick right in his f'ing blonde hair right through his skull.
Look at him. What a jerk.
Johnny probably attended OSU after high school
My money is on Notre Dame.
Bow to your sensei
What were YOU watching? "Karate Kid: The Musical"?
I finally register to join this wonderful community so I can upvote this comment. Alas, I cannot yet vote.
+1 to You, sir.
You picked the right thread to put your first vote. You'll be able to vote anytime now...probably right about....now.
Yep, there we go. I am well on my way. Thanks for drawing me in, M-Wolverine.
Now I feel responsible for what you do on here. Like what they say if you save someone's life.
Don't have a meltdown till everyone forgets that, ok?
(Actually, I'm just glad someone appreciated that way up here in the thread...)
I want Billy Zabka to walk on. Look at that game face. He's effin' ready.
Sweep the leg!
Help the needy.
This video warrants a +1 no matter where it's posted.
Gotta love how he gets up by pushing Winstons head into the dirt.
Brandon Graham: THE All-American
yayyyyy positive points
if the old saying is true, then we shall Be Champions this year
...in my pants.
Me? Tranfer? What track you listenin' to?
Some people think that this is insulting to Tate, but I feel that it's awesome.
Monkey has a gun.
Methinks Elno found a wife.
I'm here for the Pos-Bang.
Brian knew how to control the masses in these hard times all along, mgopoints.
I have no idea why, but in the midst of all the shit news of the last days, this pos bang feels GLORIOUS. And makes it feel, if only for a moment, like it's allll gonna be ooookay. I guess that's what heroin feels like, too. Well, the first time. Next thing you know, you're living in "house" constructed of condom wrappers and boxes and sucking cock for directions to Crenshaw.
Wait, what? Shit, I'm getting high off the posbang.
That is all...
Only because Member Only was actually kind of humorous and fun, these posbang posts are just really, really pathetic. Everyone is so worried about their precious points they didn't vote for a week, and now will return to up voting, but still not downvoting, because "OH NO I LOST A POINT".
Negged for not caring about your precious points
We're not like a hivemind cult or anything. For the record.
....when Brian makes negging free again. That thread will make you happy.
For using antithesis in a sentence.
+1 because Cullen Christian is going to emerge as the next great michigan corner and will instill fear in the hearts of all Big Ten wide receivers for 4 years.
Some of you get pos-bang on sight. Some of you get pos-bang because of avatars and pics. Some of you get pos-bang just because goddammit, we've got to have something to brighten our day.
In the end, all will get a posbang. Benevolant Posbang Granting God permits it.....
How is he at curing dislocated ankles?
Will get Pos-banged.
will get POS-BANGED!
I BROUGHT THE RAWK!!!
If there is any way to offset several stories of bad news or potentially bad news, this is probably it (at least for this blog).
--and to all a good night!
I apologize, I stole this line while writing a post moments after you. +1 to you for coming up with it first.
--but +1 to you for needlessly apologizing.
um, points please?
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MGOPOINTS!
I'm so glad I can up without getting downed now. It also means there is no more chance of the MGoPoint pool draining up. =D
This is how I feel about free points.
I was watching cops.
I put my nuts on your drum set.
Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
I choose not to remember how that turned out. Let the posbang continue!
I'm starting to worry about MGoInflation.
Just remember guys... No matter how bad it gets, at least we don't have Freak Bass.
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+1 for embed fail
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This is how I feel about this season. In order to ward off all the bad feelings, upvotes for all! and to all a good night!
How did that happen? I think the MGoServer just gave me an extra post. Even its giddy right now.
I like football! Yay!!!!!
want to know what it means to "truck" someone. See this picture.
This thread is... bangin'!
Are you positive?
I think he looks pretty certain, but it's up to you.
What's a "corch"?
Here's one for you, and one for you, and one for you . . . ad infinitum.
TO WELCOME WEEK
What's a "corch"?
Fuck Ohio State!
hello heisman....... who will be the next wolverine
This is exactly why Brian instituted the points for points scheme to curb things like this.
But here I'll add something worth pos-banging:
The free press sucks and sp too does Rosenberg and Snyder.
Quit being such a grinch, bouje! If there was ever a day for your heart to grow three sizes, today is that day.
Why couldnt the bicycle stand on its own?
Because it practiced too much?
this week has been devastating to my point total. it went from about 40 to 30 (thats 25% if any freshman are reading this). help me out here.
Let's force Brian to raise the levels!!!!!!!!!!! After this, everyone is going to be Double Secret Probation Elite First Class Executive Members of the MGoBlog community.
By the way....
if I get pos'd for this post, it's very telling.
If I get negged for it, it's very telling.
If nothing happens, it's very telling.
If I go make another martini right now, it's very telling.
Cullen Christian highlight video! This should help the positive vibes keep flowing.
Is it too late for the posbang?
It's never too late for a posbang
I love MGoPoints and
Where'd you get that grenade?
Thank you, sir.
We have body painting now!!
We will be fine.
I like it. +1!
UMass sucks! There, I said it.
This is how this week has felt in regards to M football
This is probably the only triple post in the history of mgoblog that does not have negative points.
Edit: Except for the triple posts below. Well, it is the first triple post in the history of mgoblog that does not have negative points.
I'm fairly new to the site and have no idea what this"posbang" stuff is all about - that's not even a real word. Someone, please explain...
Just take it like a man...or a woman if that's the case. Enjoy the posbang!
..................... GO BLUE?
Here's something to be positive about:
Edit: Embed fail. Just go to this link and be happy with the idea of dilithium leading our offense to victory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tt7q9_mcz0
Oops. Computer Froze and I triple posted. I am the only one getting negged! Thats my luck.
This is a fuck-up. Don't pos-bang this one.
What kind of a posbang do you think this is?
Wow, you miss so much when you're on MGoBlog all day at work, and hardly on at all in the evening. First I see that Tate's leaving, then Tom comes through with the truth (we hope), then posbangs are free! This really needs to be spread thoughout the day a little bit more...
(Edit - Just to be clear, I'm not doubting Tom. Just saying we hope that Tate's dad doesn't change his tune tomorrow.)
However, I think the positivity in this thread alone is enough to generate a back up CB at least. Reading through it has been a great pick me up.
The posbang broke MGoBlog for me... twice.
...I got better.
but I'm still really poor in mgopoints.....I'm here to get banged.
Dandy Don says that the odds are 60-40 that you get posbanged
Brandon Minor's dad?
Here for the posbang?
All hail CHUNKUMS, and what he hath provided!
of when I was in Elementary School and there were a few days every year when the teachers obviously said "Fuck it!" and let the kids pretty much run amok. Good Times!
I'd love to pos-bang you all but I can't yet. You can help me reach that point.
I get to start classes at CMU before all of my friends even have to move in at other schools. YAY!
I'm here for the posbang?
Or was it just me?
i'm overflowing wit somethin
This thread is the only thing that scores points faster than Denard will this year
merry christmas mgo community....free points for everyone!!! yeeee!!!
Shhh, don't tell anyone. It will be our little secret.....
will mgopoints make me mgosucessful with women? I think so.
This is an orgy of mgopoints and daddy likey : )
I've had a helluva week.
I needed a good posbang to cheer me up. Thanks everyone!
I hardly know her!
If my YouTubes are getting in the way, I'll stop. Let me know.
punotos por favor. I think I just said a bad word in Spanish.
I have not yet found one worthy to share with the MGoCommunity.
When you get pos banged it's like when a lightning bolt hits the tip of your penis.
...that doesn't sound good at all.
I just covered 8 OSU magazine covers with HTTV 2010. Take that OSU/books-a-million!
(not being greedy I just can't edit my first post)
I think I've pos-banged every post.
Want points for fuel to fill my lear jet.
All of you. And I'm not just saying that to get you into bed so I can posbang you.
Posbang a fellow Bronco, would ya, Lover?
dammit! i stop refreshing to play a game for a couple hours and i miss a pos-bang
This has progressed from a posbang to a posorgy
He's looking for a Roman posorgy.
Isn't Posorgy the old Wisconsin qb who was backing up Peyton Manning?
Remember, this night when [in 1 year] the entire board's points suddenly drop out from under them...
...just like the economy.
If all these stupid kids weren't posbanging each other all night long, my house would still be worth something.
We'll just have another pos-bang a year from now.
You think you can just generate MGoPoints by posting? There's no magical MGoPoints tree. Every time we post, Brian has to print new MGoPoints and mail them to us. Think of all the postage money that this thread is costing him.
Brian was the recipient of the 20k point MGoStimulus last week. This is trickle down if full-effect.
I fear MGoInflation.
Sparty would think we were getting out a pump and needle.
That's what she said.
I haven't been banged in awhile. And that's not a positive situation.
That pic makes me wish I was one of those rare guys who can have multiple posbangs.
May the Forcier be with us all
Some analyst from BTN is tweeting that she and Brady may have broken up. Unconfirmed!
coincide with a locking/seizing website. Mods!!!
Those who stay will be champions.
It's stopped processing my +1s...
Have I prematurely pos'ed?
come back when you're ready to EARN your posbang wings...
EDIT: +1 though!
Best thread of the week. We should have some pos bang partys more often.
Go Michigan!!!!!!!!!! Help the needy
I hate when I'm late to a good party!!
Your avatar is Snoopy, I don't think he can be late to a party since the party arrives when he gets there.
I'll take any good news I can get these days
Did I miss anything while I was away?
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um, i don't know how to do this. could someone, in pleasant accord with this spirit of giving and merriment, help me out?
Fastest growing non/meltdown thread in MGoBlog history
Just scored with my girl .......... 2nd date ;)
...and as happy as I am that the Tatroversy appears to be bunk, this is a good time to look at the larger context:
Winningest program in College Football history?
...you are damn right I'm living in the past!
I'm calmer than you are.
That's a live wolverine... we're dead.
That is, if we aren't already dead.
I wonder if he has eligibility left, or if eating WRs whole before the snap is a penalty...
Anyone know what the record for most +1's in one thread is?
you are witnessing history.
This will certainly be one of those "I remember where I was when..." moments... This is first the concrete example I have that mgoblog rivals (surpasses) apollo 11.
I remember where I was. I was watching Psych and missing all the posbanging. Now my finger is sore from delayed posbanging.
Better than premature posbanging. You know that's right.
Okay, I love you all (in an MGoBlog sort of way), but it is 11:15, I have a migraine, and the alarm is going to go off at 6:45 tomorrow morning. I must pause my portion of PosBang 2010. I have PosBanged everyone below me, to the best of my knowledge, and will fill in the gaps to the best of my ability upon my return sometime tomorrow evening.
My alarm goes off at 5:58 and the clock is somewhere between 14 and 17 minutes fast. So, I see your lack of sleep and raise you... more lack of sleep. Yeah, that'll show you.
for 40 minutes alread. I see your 5:58, and raise you 4:38.
/sarcasm (I don't want to seem like a dick and b th only negative one in this posbang)
At least we aren't Minneseauxta. Damn geauxfurs.
I've been gone several hours and missed out on all this. Can a late-to-the-party guy get a little posbang love?
This is something like Yost's "Point-a-minute" teams.... the reincarnation of which we will hopefully see beginning Sept. 4th.
was there bad news or something yesterday? in a posbang blackout
I'm getting that much closer to my goal of 1000 mgopoints.
Not easy for everyone.............
For Perry the Platypus!
get a piece? Thanks in advance. Go Blue!!!