Patrick Beilein to become LeMoyne College head coach

Submitted by BlueCube on

According to MLive, he will accept the position today. Congratulations to Patrick on continuing the coaching tradition.

Link

TyTrain32

June 5th, 2015 at 11:34 AM ^

Maybe he can assit Jordan when his dad is done here and then take over one day. Congrats Patrick, I also, just got hired into a new position and am one step closer to my dream coaching job.

Beilein for President! 

LSAClassOf2000

June 5th, 2015 at 11:50 AM ^

Wow. Le Moyne will now have experienced "Beilein: The Original Coaching Stint" and "Beilein: The Next Generation". Very nice.

Congratulations and best of luck to him at Le Moyne!

gwkrlghl

June 5th, 2015 at 12:24 PM ^

and when Beilein Sr. retires to our sadness, the younger Beilein can step in...

[inside the Michigan athletic department. The day of John Beilein's retirement]

One question. Who we gonna get to replace John?

[Patrick Beilein enters the room]
Patrick: Now, this is the party I was hoping to find.

John? You're still here?

No, I'm not John. I'm John's son, Patrick.

Patrick?

I learned everything John knew about coaching basketball. I wanna fulfill his legacy by taking his place on your team...You must be Bacari.

How'd you know?

John told me everything about you. I feel like I know all you guys. So we won't have that awkward get-to-know-each-other stage.

Perfect.

And if I could just ask one favor.

Name it.

lf it wouldn't be too uncomfortable... ...I was hoping maybe you guys could call me John, in honor of him.

Yeah, sure, sure. It'd be like we never lost John.

John......it would be an honor if you would join us. Cheers.

[end scene]

Naked Bootlegger

June 5th, 2015 at 2:03 PM ^

Congrats, Patrick!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Patrick was officially an assistant the past few years, right?  If so, that spoils the inevitable punchline for TV announcers decaded from now ("Did you know that John Beilein has never been an assistant coach?!").