Get LochDawg on the case. What we have here is a failure to brand properly:
Stings vs Michigan, show assicurato per il primo test dei mantovani
It's been nine years since I used Fast and Easy Italian to prep for my trip to Rome, Sorrento, and Capri, so my Italian is a little arrugginito, but I like to think it means that spectators are assured that they will first be tested on whether they think Mantovani was a god. Also, there may be childcare, but certainly no mancare available at the arena. The Stings website, where we can learn that their roster includes a guy whose position is Play Maker. Paging Mike Valenti.