so much for that
Paging Mr. Jones?
This made me laugh even harder than the jerseys multipost
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet."
I diagree. That thread was tremendous. This one comes in second though.
I also got to the jerseys thread earlier than some... it was still kind of developing. I think this time around it was worse just because I was actually trying to suppress the laugher.
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet."
of this classic thread.
Lucky enough to have my own JT wristband!!

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
Classified as "The Most Repeat posts in a thread (single poster). This is what happens when you combine coffee with a slow computer when posting:"
Edit: Just read the Hawks/Wings thread. Appears to be because OBB spilled coffee on his/her keyboard before posting. Edited HoF mention to signify this.
Michigan's offensive style requires more players that have greater interactions with the Higgs field.
I like it better when I can believe it was his coffee-jittery hand twitching so hard he tapped the post button 80 times in the span of half a second.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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I'm not sure yet if it belongs in the HoF. I still can't figure out if it was truly a computer malfunction (due to coffee ingestion) or whether we've been had. I think we need some kind of independent verification . . .
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
But the posting times are all the same. But then, who knows what you can do with a computer nowadays.
And I was SO wondering how this subject line got over 200 posts.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
dont worry...Mike Jones about to blow
Your computer got the AIDS, dawg.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
With that said...I really would like to know what's wrong with Mike Jones. I thought he was going to be a WILL in pass coverage.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
and now its time for a cool story bro's: My wife's ob/gyn for our first child was, yep, Mike Jones. Every single time I saw him I screamed "MIKE JONES!" in my head. Who? MIKE JONES!
I also appreciate columbus_wolverine's PSA at the beginning. This shit cracks mine up.
One of the best threads ever until I realized that it gave me no answers to where he is. Is this like where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Where is AA is Mike friggin' Jones
It will be a long time before we see anything like what OhioBlueBlood gave us the pleasure of. Just well done really.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Being the OP and all, I'll say this thread is officially closed. Thank you.
"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow




Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.