This thread will be the 2010 version in the spirit of last years inaugural thread 100 reasons to hate notre dame.
Dont worry about #'ing your contribution I'll compile a master list by Friday night.
Why do I hate notre dame?
Lou Holtz and his never ending elmar fudd impersonation.
Freekbass
Knute Rockne
for contributing so much to the sport of football, i.e. stealing it from Fielding Yost.
Because every year is the
Because every year is the "Return to Glory" of some sort.
Captain Front Butt
For making America look at a man's camel toe for five years:
Just adding to the above
Rocket Ismail (sp?)
I think he beat us with two kickoff (or punt) returns for TD's in one game. They did very little otherwise that day.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
for being the only team in
for being the only team in college football who has never lost a game by being outplayed. Theres always an excuse.
1) the refs
2) the weather
3) the recruits, the coach, someone stubbed their toe, ect ect ect this list can go on for days
CHARLES WOODSON DOWN THE SIDELINE
Can't say that I hate ND per
Can't say that I hate ND per se, but their fans can be annoyingly delusional. They really believe Notre Dame football is 100% unparalleled and unique. Rubbish.
Touchdown Michigan!
They copied our stadium
even if it was on a smaller scale.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
That
damn leprechaun running around the sidelines.....that they show like every 5 minutes on TV!!!
Recipient of "Rookie Of The Year" award at 2010 Midnight Maize's 100th liveblog awards.
I voted for Dark Blue as "Douchebag of the Year" at 2010 Midnight Maize 100th liveblog awards....
Wow does that leprechaun look
Wow does that leprechaun look like a douche or what? Trying to look like the Pure Dilithium himself with un-tied shoes.
“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo
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They have the dumbest mascot
They have the dumbest mascot in all of sports. I say "Notre Dame Fighting Irish" on shirts and stuff as a kid, and I thought that was a nickname people gave them, but they had a REAL mascot that was different. It wasn't until my sophomore year of college til I realized that is their actual "mascot."
How about for the reason that even
after years of mediocracyl, they're still THE place to be for college football. Well I think they're all in for a wake up call come Saturday. GO BLUE!!
Because
Bo said so....."Screw Notre Dame!"
"Finish Strong"
Because when the PA
Because when the PA announcer/t.v.commentator says "here come the Irish," and you boo, it feels kinda racist.
HOKEAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD
Formerly, TheLastProphet
Reggie
Ho.
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
How about this?
The resemblance...
...here is uncanny:
Dude, why do you have to
Dude, why do you have to insult emus like that?
He looks like Meat Loaf's son
not that I mean to slander Mr Loaf
Michigan Man
That fight song.
That fight song. And the way their fans sound when they "sing" it.
Also, they are in Indiana, and I have yet to find one redeeming feature of that state.
Also, they are in Indiana,
Also, they are in Indiana, and I have yet to find one redeeming feature of that state.
1. It's not Ohio
-Rob-
"The true test of leadership, ... always comes when things go poorly" - Lloyd Carr
Because they play an
Because they play an incredibly soft schedule every year.
HELLO HEISMAN!
Three words...
Tony Fuckin' Rice.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
Obvious
"Why would you ask a dumb question like that?" -Lloyd Carr
Because their fans
Because their fans honestly believe that Notre Dame is still relevant.
"Come on, you Wolverines!"
clausen
The Detroit Free Press
gave them their nickname "The Fighting Irish"
Based on the History
Here's a great idea for a shirt...
Front: "Michigan Football"
Back: "Teaching the Irish how to play since 1887"
I used to have this book from
I used to have this book from the middle 90's. Great read!
- Because Bo did.
- The way
- Because Bo did.
- The way they cheated to try to get 9-year-men Dimmick and Philbrook into the 1910 game.
- After the 2003 ass-kicking game, my little bro picked up a discarded sign in the parking lot that said, "LOSE LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY" and carried it around a while. An ND fan came up to us with a sanctimonious look on his face and said, "Hey, we will."
- Those stupid up-and-down-fist arm movements the fans make in the stands.
- The 1812 Overture: ND's AWESOME and totally pumped up version of JUMP AROUND.
- The way the wind died for Harry Oliver's field goal.
- Tyrone Willingham's fake-confident raised finger in the air to go for one after a touchdown.
- Because they keep the grass mown high for speedy teams.
- The guys (?) in kilts.
- The tinny, no-bass sound of their marching band.
- Jeff Samardzija looks like a girl. Seriously. An ugly girl, but definitely a girl.
- People seem to like their fight song, even though its composer is on record as saying it's "rather amateurish."
- Brady Quinn was drafted too high.
- Jimmah Ostrich was drafted too high.
*Jeff Samardzija sucks for
*Jeff Samardzija sucks for the Cubs.
Rudy. I hate that movie.
Rudy. I hate that movie.
their cool fans
Because I live in Indiana
And have to deal with their jackass fans all year long.
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Because their qb's last name
Because their qb's last name is Crist.
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
their fans.
Like this guy:
I hate Notre Dame because of
I hate Notre Dame because of the sheer arrogance of their fans.
Champions of the west, GO BLUE!
Child Molesters.
Child Molesters.
"You went to Notre Dame. You couldn't have gotten into school here."
-Lloyd Carr
M 2007
sorry 'bout the double
sorry 'bout the double
"You went to Notre Dame. You couldn't have gotten into school here."
-Lloyd Carr
M 2007
nbc
Nbc
Regis
Regis won't stop blathering about them.
Because they're too stubborn
Because they're too stubborn to join a damn conference.
Because Rudy doesnt die at the end of the movie
not my line......I stole it from a post on this subject last year...........but I wanted to share it again.
Michigan Man
I can't believe this hasn't been thrown out yet but...
Lou Holtz
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
1980
Last second 51 yard field goal.
1979
ND player climbs team mates back to block Michigan's last second field goal attempt to win. As a result the NCAA implemented a rule prohiting player from climbing on one another.
1988
Michigan misses last second field goal. Tiny Irish Leprechaun was photographed trying to hump the leg of Michigan's holder during the attempt.
1989
The Rocket is launched.
2009
"To Hell With Michigan"
-Irish Head Coach
Freekbass