This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Outback Bowl Open Thread
January 1st, 2013 at 2:37 PM | 
Refs
Refs
January 1st, 2013 at 2:37 PM |
Ugh....man
Ugh....man
Goddamit! Why the fuck did we kick to him? Kick it out of bounds for Christ's sake!
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough without ever feeling sorry for itself.- DH Lawrence
January 1st, 2013 at 2:37 PM |
Ugh yup
Ugh yup
Ugh...yup fears come true. We all knew that COULD happen today...and it did.
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:37 PM |
At least with those stupid
At least with those stupid
At least with those stupid unis it's easy to pretend that it's not really Michigan out there.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:37 PM |
I blame the uniforms
I blame the uniforms
Thanks Brandon.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
It is like..:
It is like..:
The coaches don't even try to use the extra time to plan anything
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
Let's just bench Denard all game
Let's just bench Denard all game
Most electric player in Michigan history couldn't possibly help win this game.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
We had a read option set to
We had a read option set to
We had a read option set to go to the house and Denard slipped.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
This team will never win big
This team will never win big
This team will never win big games with Borges, period.
cheat, cheat, and cheat some more, and when you get caught, do the right thing, lie!
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
Hoke is getting his ass
Hoke is getting his ass
Hoke is getting his ass handed to him by the ole ball coach.
Who is Jon Falk?
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
One the bright side...
One the bright side...
We still have all our timeouts.
Should we point instead of fist pump during the Victors?
January 1st, 2013 at 2:38 PM |
We just aren't very good...
We just aren't very good...
S. Carolina just flat out has more athletes on the field.
They remind me of Miami in the 80s.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
So how do you negate
So how do you negate
So how do you negate speed?
Borges thinks it is with long slow developing pass plays...
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
January 1st, 2013 at 2:39 PM |
I just have a feeling
I just have a feeling
we will win this game
January 1st, 2013 at 2:39 PM |
Hoke honeymoon is long over.
Hoke honeymoon is long over.
Hoke honeymoon is long over. Fix this CRAP, come up with a coherent gameplan, get an OC that has a fucking clue, or get the hell out of here. I don't care how cool your introductory press conference was, or how lucky you got last year. If it wasn't for Mattison, this team probably wouldn't be in a bowl game.
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
January 1st, 2013 at 2:39 PM |
Keeps slipping
Keeps slipping
Denard keeps slipping, get him some new shoes
Hail! to the Victors Valiant Hail!
January 1st, 2013 at 2:39 PM |
SC #9
SC #9
Had a blatant block in the back on return. Couldn't tell which Mich player, I can't see the numbers.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 1st, 2013 at 2:48 PM |
Yep, the Mich player was all
Yep, the Mich player was all
Yep, the Mich player was all lined up to make the tackle before getting destroyed from behind.
EEB c/o 2014
January 1st, 2013 at 2:39 PM |
Throw a slant
Throw a slant
Throw a slant
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
I'd rather stick my hand in a
I'd rather stick my hand in a
I'd rather stick my hand in a blender and pour vinegar in there, and blend it rather than see this school bus fire of playing calling.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
The only thing worse than our
The only thing worse than our
The only thing worse than our O play calling is the field conditions.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
Oh wow.A first down.
Oh wow.A first down.
Oh wow.A first down.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
You can tell Denard wants to
You can tell Denard wants to
You can tell Denard wants to take over this damn game.
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
January 1st, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
That was a big 1st down there
That was a big 1st down there
C'mon offense
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough without ever feeling sorry for itself.- DH Lawrence
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
That Field
That Field
Is Nasty
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
This may be the least
This may be the least
This may be the least creative offensive playcalling I've seen.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
The only infinitesimally small bright spot
The only infinitesimally small bright spot
from having SC score, is seeing pretty girls cheer for cocks.
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
Is it cool to bash the
Is it cool to bash the
Is it cool to bash the playcalling without offering up any solutions? They have a good fucking Defense...we don't have a great offense.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi
January 1st, 2013 at 2:44 PM |
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:45 PM |
Yea
Yea
Don't put Denard on the fucking bench. How 'bout that?
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
What a waste of a play
What a waste of a play
call that was on 1st down
and about time they call cocks for being cockish
January 1st, 2013 at 2:41 PM |
LOL
LOL
Now you call it?
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
V. Smith half yard
V. Smith half yard
WTF? A penalty call against South Carolina?
Ear poking//Jackass
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
Lot of woofing and
Lot of woofing and
Lot of woofing and showboating going on by USC.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
These officials are straight
These officials are straight
These officials are straight garbage.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
January 1st, 2013 at 2:44 PM |
Big East Crew
Big East Crew
I stared this down in Philly all year.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
Denard versus grass
Denard versus grass
Grass winning that matchup
Strength equipment is expensive and guarantees you nothing. A strong will is free and can give you everything you want.
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
The matte helmets
The matte helmets
Make denard look like a predator. And why is he slipping so much?
I do it for my love of the Streets
January 1st, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
Get him some new shoes!
Get him some new shoes!
Get him some new shoes!
Who is Jon Falk?
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
Another slip by denard
Another slip by denard
Get him grass shoes
Hail! to the Victors Valiant Hail!
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
Someone get Denard some new spikes....
Someone get Denard some new spikes....
Jeez.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
why is Denard
why is Denard
still so much
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
That's the third time Denard
That's the third time Denard
That's the third time Denard has slipped. WTF?
Go Blue! Always!
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
Al
Al
Is calling some funky plays. I Like
January 1st, 2013 at 2:43 PM |
That was a slick play
That was a slick play
Where was that against olio?
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will fall dead, frozen from a bough without ever feeling sorry for itself.- DH Lawrence
January 1st, 2013 at 2:45 PM |
Yeah bro that play was nice...
Yeah bro that play was nice...
The design alone derserved more yards
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neill: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.”
January 1st, 2013 at 2:44 PM |
Lewan is owning Clowney.
Lewan is owning Clowney.
Lewan is owning Clowney.
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears
January 1st, 2013 at 2:44 PM |
Hope u didn't jinx it, but
Hope u didn't jinx it, but
Hope u didn't jinx it, but yes he is
January 1st, 2013 at 2:44 PM |
What's up with Denard's
What's up with Denard's
What's up with Denard's cleats? He slipped down 3 or 4 times already. Time for the equipment guy to get busy.
The f ing refs missed a huge block in the back right there
Manball