Looks like its a good idea to enroll into that Zombie Attack class at MSU.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/zombie-attack-in-miami-result-of-cocai...
yes plz
OT: Zombie Attack in Miami
May 29th, 2012 at 11:54 PM
#1
OT: Zombie Attack in Miami
May 30th, 2012 at 12:09 AM | 
This toes the line of too
This toes the line of too
May 30th, 2012 at 12:29 AM |
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ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
May 30th, 2012 at 10:22 AM |
No one is making light of
No one is making light of
No one is making light of this zombie attack. We all knew it was coming. I hope you're prepared.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
May 30th, 2012 at 10:54 AM |
And it might not be "nearly" for long.
And it might not be "nearly" for long.
And even if it is...I've seen and had to deal with guys.....well..you just really don't want to live without a face. That's not even dark humor. It's as horrible as you'd imagine.
The thing I'm still trying to figure out is how were they BOTH naked?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
May 30th, 2012 at 12:20 AM |
Case of ED(S)
Case of ED(S)
As a future doctor, I am going to diagnose this as Excited Delirium (Syndrome) (Future Doctor = a joke haha lol lulz HALOL. I am not near being a doctor but am in the field and will be one one day). How crazy though. To be shot and continue to gnaw at another human's flesh. I know this is easily a story to poke fun at, I've done it a bit, but this really is scary. I sure as hell don't want to come across somebody who has literally lost control of their mind and body. BTW, if this really is an ED(S) case, in my humble opinion he most likely would have died anyway.
May 30th, 2012 at 12:21 AM |
So, once his high is done he
So, once his high is done he
So, once his high is done he dies?
Michigan FB, Michigan BB, Michigan HKY, 49ers, SF Giants, Sac Kings, Red Wings
May 30th, 2012 at 1:38 AM |
WTF
WTF
How in thee hell is this flamebait?! Good Lord some of you suck.
"Officials also believe that Eugene carried out the grisly attack after he was high on LSD. Officials say he portrays symptoms of "excited delirium" - a syndrome that turns drug users into raging "incredible Hulks". "I'm going by similarities in other cases of excited delirium I've researched in the last couple of days," said Aguilar, president for the Fraternal Order of Police."
That statement at the bottom of the article, from this link:
May 30th, 2012 at 1:41 AM |
I'm not sure if you know or
I'm not sure if you know or
I'm not sure if you know or not, but is LSD use related to Excited Delirium?
May 30th, 2012 at 2:29 PM |
I Would Think
I Would Think
Excited Delirium mostly comes from drug usage; I would think the nasty drug LSD could and would lead into an ED type behavior.
May 30th, 2012 at 12:22 AM |
Sounds like...
Sounds like...
...Bath salt high. Similar to the guy and the goat:
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20059399-504083.html
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
May 30th, 2012 at 12:32 AM |
PCP?
PCP?
My first thought was that it sounded like the guy was high on PCP. This case is eerily similar to the Big Lurch case.
May 30th, 2012 at 12:59 AM |
File your link under my,
File your link under my,
File your link under my, "shit on the internet I wish I didn't see or read."
Blank.....Blank......You're not looking at the big picture here.
May 30th, 2012 at 1:08 AM |
New life rule
New life rule
Don't ever click any links in a "face-eating assault" thread. I actually stumbled across a (alleged) photo of the victim's face earlier today. I couldn't close that tab fast enough.
May 30th, 2012 at 1:42 AM |
Never Heard of That Case
Never Heard of That Case
Until I read about it earlier today. How bizarre. (I, of course, also stumbled across a "Free Big Lurch" website; classy people, stay classy.)
May 30th, 2012 at 12:40 AM |
A new form of LSD and bath
A new form of LSD and bath
A new form of LSD and bath salt.
Michigan FB, Michigan BB, Michigan HKY, 49ers, SF Giants, Sac Kings, Red Wings
May 30th, 2012 at 1:02 AM |
I'm not usually taken aback
I'm not usually taken aback
I'm not usually taken aback by anything I read anymore, but that is some seriously freaky shit.
May 30th, 2012 at 1:11 AM |
Saw the pictures on reddit
Saw the pictures on reddit
Saw the pictures on reddit earlier today. I've seen some fucked up stuff on the internet before, but those are in contention for the most so.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
May 30th, 2012 at 4:08 AM |
What is reddit? I can't find
What is reddit? I can't find
What is reddit? I can't find it anywhere on the AOL. Can someone please post straight-forward instructions on how to view the zombie nom nom pics IN ENGLISH?
~Herm
May 30th, 2012 at 1:21 AM |
When I first saw this post....
When I first saw this post....
I stopped and paused right before clicking on it. I thought to myself that this is one of those "where were you when you first learned of the Zombie Apocalypse" moments. Oh well. I'm sure if/when the Zombies take over, MGoBlog will come through.
Go Blue!
May 30th, 2012 at 1:35 AM |
well
well
if he really was a zombie (I've watched too many movies to ignore that possibility), at least the police didn't get too close. It always spreads when an innocent bystander trys to restrain the zombie.
In all seriousness, eff PCP, why would anyone use it? One hit can ruin your life.
May 30th, 2012 at 10:44 AM |
Yeah, but did they shoot him in the head?
Yeah, but did they shoot him in the head?
And did they double tap?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
May 30th, 2012 at 4:39 PM |
Not Sure
Not Sure
Who is going through this thread, being an ass, and negging everything but your comment is funny; even on this oh-so-"sensitive" subject.
May 30th, 2012 at 1:58 AM |
Like Shane said... it all
Like Shane said... it all
Like Shane said... it all started with a couple of weird news reports....and then
I feel very badly for the victim. It is a crazy world we live in.
May 30th, 2012 at 2:12 AM |
Jenkem; drug of
Jenkem; drug of
Jenkem; drug of choice
May 30th, 2012 at 2:22 AM |
So it begins....
So it begins....
So it begins....
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
May 30th, 2012 at 7:21 AM |
Damnit!!
Damnit!!
You made me laugh out loud and I woke my wife up. Please guys, don't make me lose my morning iPhone in bed blog reading time.
May 30th, 2012 at 7:39 AM |
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And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
May 30th, 2012 at 7:48 AM |
I've refused to click
I've refused to click
I've refused to click. Just reading the title "Police shoot naked man eating someone's face" was way, way too much for me. And now someone posts it here at mgoblog, a sanctuary from such lunacy.
"It does not matter how many times you get knocked down, but how many times you get up." Vince Lombardi
May 30th, 2012 at 10:31 AM |
A sanctuary for lunacy?
A sanctuary for lunacy?
The site that invented flight tracking athletic directors? A site that photoshops (or more likely MS paints) the heads of UM students and bloggers into famous moments in history?
Mgoblog is many things, but a sanctuary for lunacy it is not.
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
May 30th, 2012 at 12:34 PM |
The "alleged" photos of the
The "alleged" photos of the
The "alleged" photos of the guys face are pretty bad. Definately not something you want your kids to see. It is wise not to go hunting for things that will disturb your dreams.
I was in the back yard with my son this past weekend and we were chopping out the stump of an old rose bush with an axe and a pick-axe. Not the most elegant way to go about it, but effective. Anyway, the axe I was using was my father's and the head started to losen and began the process of sliding off the shaft. We remediated it with some shims and once we were done I had him hold it. I then said, "You know, you could just stand up with that axe, take one swing, and kill me." He nervously sat the axe down and I said, "and that, my son, is why you keep weapons away from the criminally insane, they can be one impulse away from ending your life." I know its dramatic, but he was asking about the face eating zombie and I tried to explain how much trust you have to have in complete strangers every day, the social contract, etc and when people aren't bound by those conventions, you have extremely dangerous conditions.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
May 30th, 2012 at 8:07 AM |
When I saw this story last week
When I saw this story last week
I started to post it and then I stopped. It was the most disturbing story I have ever seen. The first version I read said that they were naked and that it was in South Beach, and my thought was that humanity had reached a moral lowpoint. The next version said that they were homeless, and my reaction shifted to a guilt feeling about that level of desperation surrounded by luxurious wealth. Finally, it was somewhat of a relief to me to learn that it was a drug reaction which has apparently been observed several times already. Sounds like a good drug to lay off.
May 30th, 2012 at 8:04 AM |
Really?
Really?
Looks like its Ray Gun time....Fuckin zombies ....
Go Blue !!
May 30th, 2012 at 9:16 AM |
I question anything that
I question anything that
I question anything that leads off with a Huffington Post citation. I read that site and original journalism isn't a strong point.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
May 30th, 2012 at 10:22 AM |
Interesting. What news outlet
Interesting. What news outlet
Interesting. What news outlet would you prefer your zombie news stories to cite?
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
May 30th, 2012 at 10:29 AM |
Scott Kenemore’s Zombie Blog
Scott Kenemore’s Zombie Blog
May 30th, 2012 at 10:36 AM |
Looks reputable.
Looks reputable.
Looks reputable.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
May 30th, 2012 at 1:46 PM |
I only trust sources
I only trust sources
that are highly topical in nature.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
May 30th, 2012 at 9:21 AM |
Sorry guys. You'll have to fend for yourselves.
Sorry guys. You'll have to fend for yourselves.
My anti-zombie oasis/fortress/lightly stocked laundry room is already full.
(Maybe just enough room to squeeze in a medium-sized undulating supermodel.)
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
May 30th, 2012 at 9:38 AM |
Note to self... Next time
Note to self... Next time
Note to self... Next time when your at a party and they pass the bath salts around, just say "no thanks" and immediately leave the premisis.
May 30th, 2012 at 10:20 AM |
WTF???
WTF???
I clicked thinking it would be a funny OT thread and find out this is f-ing real!! WTF is this world coming to? First zombie attacks, then our pets heads starting falling off? That's when the whores come in. Men laying their trick-money down. Dollars to pay the rent? Maybe instead i'll spend it on the whore.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
May 30th, 2012 at 11:16 AM |
Tommy Boy
Tommy Boy
Nice, you worked a Tommy Boy quote into a Zombie takeover thread.
Semper Fidelis
May 30th, 2012 at 11:19 AM |
You missed one . . .
You missed one . . .
"Our pets heads are falling off!" Just trying to justify smiles in a thread like this one - a seemingly funny at first glance but frightening real once you investigate further. My mind failed to calculate the reality of the situation.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
May 30th, 2012 at 10:44 AM |
LIfe imitates art
LIfe imitates art
This is too close to one of the Halloween episodes of one of the CSI shows. I was sorta hoping it was a hoax.
May 30th, 2012 at 10:57 AM |
I grew up in DC in the ghetto
I grew up in DC in the ghetto
I grew up in DC in the ghetto in the 80's where PCP aka Love Boat was a very popular drug sadly stuff like this happened all the time they also called it Buck Nekkid because the user would always strip their clothes off and act crazy. There was an incident when I was a kid where an officer shot a suspect's whole chest out with a close range shotgun blast and the suspect still managed to fire a handgun and kill another officer and a pedestrian with basically no torso to speak of. It's nasty stuff but nothing new.
May 30th, 2012 at 11:25 AM |
PCP was what I thought of
PCP was what I thought of
The idea that this was caused by LSD alone seems like a really big stretch. This guy had some sort of powerful stimulant in him.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
May 30th, 2012 at 12:14 PM |
I find it hard to see this as
I find it hard to see this as
I find it hard to see this as being LSD as well. I'm hearing bath salts too, but these all seem like red herrings to me (designed to throw us off the ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE trail). There was one website saying bath salts is a "street version of LSD." I don't know about you guys, but how often have you recieved clinical doses of LSD? Yeah, unless you were around for the experiements in the 50's and 60's its doubtful that anything but street LSD is available. I also seriously doubt the chemical structure is remotely similar. Just terrible terrible misinformation. There's a good link about bath salts here and it states it is more similar to cat.
Until there is an autopsy / toxicology information that is released to the public its all just W.R. Hearst style fearmongering.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
May 30th, 2012 at 4:24 PM |
Unfortunately, a lot of the
Unfortunately, a lot of the
Unfortunately, a lot of the chemicals being developed to replace various illegal drugs are more dangerous than the original drugs themselves.
"People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made."
May 30th, 2012 at 11:04 PM |
It seems there are a lot more
It seems there are a lot more
It seems there are a lot more inscrupulous chemists around these days. I blame the Russians. I read Pihkal in the early 90's and that really opened my eyes to the number of compounds that are highly psychoactive. Its insane. There's no real way to stay ahead of it, legislatively, because they (the bad chemists) can just go to a different compound with a completely different structure as long as it maintains some level of stability and is manufacturable on a commercial scale.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
May 30th, 2012 at 1:57 PM |
autopsy
autopsy
found nothing unusual. He spent the day partying around South Beach. Lab reports not due for a month or two, so commence the speculation. Let's hope it is not airborn.
May 30th, 2012 at 4:05 PM |
Gross.
Gross.
Just plain, gross.
“True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat. Any street urchin can shout applause in victory, but it takes character to stand fast in defeat. One is noise — the other, loyalty.”
This toes the line of too serious to make light of. He did nearly kill a guy...
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