Look there is a great deal of doom and gloom. Here is my attempt at something that lets everyone poke fun at something else.
A substitute art teacher passed out in the classroom. Turns out he had heroin on him at the time.
Keep in mind that this story is about a guy in Pittsburgh.
When being brought from the jail for arraignment he was asked by reporters if he had anything to say.
You can't make this stuff up.
Anyway, today is a new day. Work is calling. I hope everyone takes a big breath, lets it out, and remembers to keep doing that all day long.