OT: WV Man, Bath Salts, Women's Underwear and a Dead Goat
I understand it's OT season, but this has nothing to do with anything Michigan or its rivals.
Hence, being denoted as "Off Topic"
If topics were limited to Michigan and its rivals in the offseason, there would be very little posted here.
as long as it's labled OT there is no subject that is off limits?
There is plenty to discuss that is not random articles of people acting crazy while drugged.
Chinese fiscal and monetary policy and Woodsonian Labor Theory are off limits.
But justingoblue's avatar is never off-limits.
There are obviously things that will be removed from the board, but this isn't one of them.
The old adage....if it bothers you, skip over it. The thread was clearly labeled.
Rich Rodriguez said, "you know, on second thought, maybe leaving West Virginia for Michigan wasn't a mistake after all. Sure, the job didn't work out... but shit, man, pygmy goats???"
only happens when someone from Ohio breeds w/ someone from WV. Never a good mix.
Bath salts is a helluva drug!
I love the part where they say he ran out of the house in a muscle shirt and a thong. He obviously was not in his right mind. Everyone knows the the best top to accentuate a thong is a teddy and not a muscle shirt. Kids nowadays...
From the picture it doesn't look like they took him in with the muscle shirt on. Looks more like they suggested some sort of sexy halter top w/ a bra under it. Either way, sure is a good looking fella!
He's got the facial lesions of a meth addict.
You've gotta love a community in which people stake their pink-collar-wearing goat in the front yard. Next to the rusting '79 Buick up on blocks, the '84 Jimmy with gigantic tires, and an old, rain water-filled refrigerator brimming with mosquito larvae.
Bath Salts are a "synthetic cocaine" often for sale at head shops which has been known to cause severe hallucinations which often result in the user causing various levels of damage to their own bodies sometimes to the point of killing themselves or cutting off body parts.
Is it wrong of me to want to see this on Cops sometime?
COPS was my second-favorite show as a kid, after Power Rangers of course. MMPW was awesome until they pulled all that BS with the Green Ranger. After that I wasn't interested in watching the Putty Patrol once again get the snot unmercifully beaten out of them.
I always loved the theme song to COPS when I was little. My mom, being as cruel as she is, used to get me to sing it all the time and now it makes for a "good story" whenever she meets a female I'm interested in.
I'm trying to imagine toddler justingoblue singing reggae, and wow that's a funny image.
but...whatcha gon' do when they come for you?
What BS with the Green Ranger? When he disappeared and came back as the White Ranger? Tommy as the Green Ranger was my favorite (plus he is an apparent badass in real life, see below)... except when he gave his little vest/armor thing to the Black Ranger, that looked the coolest.
You can set the threshold lower in the "Comment Viewing Options" at the top of the thread.
I think there should be a write-in option for the tags.
Is it wrong of me to want to hear a follow up on this? Beastyality?
with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable."
Ya fuckin' think?!
Along with the mental illness.
....that point. That pygmy goat had more dignity and worth in it's left front hoof than that dude has in his entire drug addled body.
This is off-topic?
like something out of East Lansing.
No mention of a burning couch.
They burn couches in West Virginia too....At least the vigilante Ann Arbor city council took care of that problem for Michigan.
At the highest rate of any campus in America. WVU is probably the worst fan base in the nation. That's not even just hating them, I really believe they are the worst fanbase in the nation.
these are the times i'm so glad to have a friend from wv to forward to.
my apologies to you.
my buddy has stories about his mom's pet skunk she had as a kid. seriously.
of IPA. I call it "4-cent IPA" because it has four ounces of Centennial hops (5-gal batch). I'm also dry-hopping it...should be ready for testing tonight.
that pretty much stays in the house all the time. I'm not making this up...last time I was over there, she was feeding it CHICKEN.
I believe George W. Bush once read a book to schoolchildren titled "The Pet Goat."
Just an observation.
Hit the one on the left HIT THE ONE ON THE LEFT...
So, what exactly is the point of saying "a bra and women's panties"?
Men's underwear are generally called boxers or briefs... never panties, last time I checked. Don't you make the same point by just saying "a bra and panties"?
it does have a certain Southern gothic flavor.
My question is how he changes from bra and panties to thong and muscle shirt (eew) before he heads for the hills:
"Excuse me, orificer. Do you mind if I just get into something more comfortable?"
"Oh, go right ahead."
P.S. I didn't know bath salts could do you like that. Wonder if they mean smelling salts.
On a more serious note, I don't think that calling this guy creepy is over-reaching.
My only problem with the article is that they left out the fact that he had an OSU tattoo.